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Minion the Zomkie
Minion the Zomkie
Da-Lee
Legacy Name: Da-Lee
The Graveyard Paralix
Owner: Mandark
Age: 15 years, 3 months, 1 week
Born: January 20th, 2009
Adopted: 15 years, 3 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: January 20th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 8
- Strength: 20
- Defense: 16
- Speed: 18
- Health: 16
- HP: 16/16
- Intelligence: 10
- Books Read: 9
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Store Clerk
Full Name: Da-Lee Evans Age: 38 Date of Birth: August 30 Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown Height: 5'6 Ethnicity: Asian Favorite Color: Red Occupation: Chef for Zombies Favorite Subetan Holiday: The Great Pandemic Other looks |
Hi I'm Da-Lee, I'm a chef for zombies, both meat-loves and vegetarians a-like. I have two kids and happily married to mystery and children book writer Thomas "Waffles" Evans. As you can see I'm also infected with a rare but non-threatening strand of the zombie virus. Doctors and Zombie expert Louis L'amour seem to believe it's a combination of the Freckle Virus and the Love Bug. I'm not contagious but I take every precaution to make sure my family and coworkers are not infected. The plus side is that it does help me blend in with zombie community.
I bet most of you can't get past the fact that I create meals for zombies. It's not as bad as it sounds; we only use the bodies of those who donated themselves to our restaurant, and each name is placed on a plaque and displayed on our walls as a thank you. Those who donate are remembered on our restaurant at Shadowglen.
The Great Pandemic is the best time of year for me. With the flow of new zombies, it makes me so happy especially if it means I get to cook for them! The great thing about it is that I get to try out my vegan dishes for the newly undead. Most of them are pretty squeamish about eating humans flesh and brains, yet can't yet control their urges for it. Thanks to the new Brain Jello Mold that SKITTERS stocked this year, I can not only satisfy their urge for brains visually without it actually being brains.
The good thing about being friends with SKITTERS (and partially infected) is that I get to buy my little boy all the zombie plushies he wants! Plus he can't deny that he loves all the SP that comes his way. Last I heard he was looking to "UPGRADE TO APARTMENT IN THE SKUH-EYE"
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My Family
My youngest <3 | My oldest <3 |
Credits:
Minion overlay: KamiLionheart
Pet Treasure
Handy Recipes
Black Chef Toque
Black Chef Jacket
BBQ Chefs Apron
Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer
Stomach Present
Rotten Thumb Present
Meaty Bone Present
Fresh Brain Present
Severed Tongue Present
Aged Brain Present
Intestine Pile Present
Gently Used Heart Present
Meat Cube Present
Zombie Can Opener
Chef Bread Knife
Chef Carving Knife
Chef Fillet Knife
The Juicer Mini
The Juicer
The Juicer Pro
Discarded Paper
Suspicious Plastic Bag
Gnawed Thigh Bone
Jar Of Zombie Drool
Seasonal Bottle of Grave Dirt Syrup
Brain Gelatin Mold
Z Coalition Poster
Gen. Ecks Flyer
Lamouracillin
H-34-RT Inoculation
Extract of Loveberry
Bottled Antilovirus
Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone
Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone
Cooking with Chef Zombie
Cooking with Zombie Drool
Fast Food for Zombies
101 Uses for Zombie Drool
How to Cook Brains
Introduction to Vegetarian Grilling: For Zombies
Going Vegan
Zombie Pub Crawl Guide
Bitten Cookbook
Delicious Bugs and Where to Find Them
Zombies 101
Zombie Growth Tracking
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