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Stanky
Legacy Name: Stanky


The Glade Terracoon
Owner: Pat

Age: 14 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: June 11th, 2009

Adopted: 11 years, 11 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: March 30th, 2012

Statistics


  • Level: 10
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Store Clerk


It was a warm day in Peka Glade, the sun was shining and the birds were chirping as they flew around. Stanky looked around and was glad they lived there. Sadly Stanky realized she had no friends to play with because everyone avoided her whenever she came around and if they did stop to talk to her it was a quick chat. Nobody ever invited Stanky to a party or a luncheon or even a tea party and this made her sad. One day she decided to leave the glade forever, she would show them, she thought. As she was packing her belongings (her Bottled Stinker Acid, her favorite Poo Hat, and her stash of Poop Crunchy Bone Candy) into her Dumpster she was very sad she really did love it in the Glade and really didn’t know where she would go. It was about noon when she started her trek out of the glade and she looked around maybe for the last time on her beautiful Glade and started to cry. She was just walking past a Giant patch of beautiful Survival Blue Lovely Flowers when she heard a voice ask “What is wrong? Why are you crying?” Stanky looked around but couldn’t see anyone around and wondered if she was just hearing voices. Again she heard a voice ask “What is wrong? Why are you crying?” She looked around and finally asked “Who is asking? I can’t see you.” There was a rustling of the flowers and out popped what to Stanky looked like a brownish looking cat with a wide white stripe going from head to tail. Upon further examination Stanky realized it was a Marsh Terracoon that had been laying in the flowers. “Hello there” said the Marsh Terracoon. “Hello to you said Stanky.” They looked at each other for about 15 seconds and Stanky finally said “My name is Stanky what is yours?” They smiled back and said “My name is Prince Volt Air Nicene but you can just call me Van.” “I come to the Glade whenever I can and play in the flowers because nobody will play with me in the castle.” “It is a lonely life and I don’t have any friends.” “Stanky said I don’t have any friends either because everyone says I stink and they don’t like to be around me.” Van laughed and said “Who cares what you smell like, haven’t you ever gone swimming in the lake or maybe in the marshes?” Stanky looked sheepish and told Van “Well I would but I can’t swim very well and I’m afraid I would drown.” Van chuckled and said “I’ll tell you what if you want to be friends I can teach you to swim, it shouldn’t take to long, and then we can lay out in the flowers afterwards and enjoy the day together.” Stanky’s heart leaped in her chest and her joy knew no bounds as she realized she had found a friend after so long and one that seemed to care a lot about her feelings. For a month they went every day to the lake and true to his word Van taught her how to swim and before long she realized she was a very good swimmer and it felt good. Another month went by and one day they were laying in the flowers watching the clouds go by when Stanky realized that the clouds looked strange, they looked like they were coming from the ground and moving into the sky. She leapt up and stared in horror as she realized the glade was on fire. She poked Van (who had dozed off as he often did) and said “Look Van the glade is on fire.” They ran towards the fire and as they ran they were joined by many other animals of the glade. When they arrived as close to the fire as they dared the all looked dumbfounded and confused. Van suddenly shouted “Form a line from here to the lake and find anything that will hold water no matter how small or large it is”. They all scrambled around and finally they found enough pots, pitchers, pans, and pails and formed the line from the lake to the fire. They dipped water out of the lake and passed it up the line where people had surrounded the fire and started throwing massive amounts of water on the fire. This went on for what seemed like hours and finally the fire went out. Stanky looked around and found that Van was not anywhere in sight. She asked around to see if anyone had seen him. Finally she found him he was laying on the ground barely breathing and barely moving. He had found the culprit who had started the fire and had fought with them till he was on death’s door. He looked up at her smiled and said “The glade is safe the Rreign that did this is gone and I get to look at my true soul mate before I die, now I can rest in peace.” Stanky stared in shock at Van and started to cry. The tears flowed freely down her face and fell onto Van making clean spots where only soot had been before. As she looked down on Van she realized that she was his true soul mate just as he was hers and wondered what to do, she couldn’t lose him after finding him and didn’t want to be alone again. She realized that she loved him and couldn’t live without him. She started crying even harder and then a bright light appeared and a voice said “Fear not for his bravery he shall live and your tears will be the instrument that heals him from all his wounds, for I am Shinwa and I have seen pureness of your hearts and the love between you two grow. As the Glade has grown and nourished all that live within it so shall your love grow and nourish you both. Be well.” The light died away and Stanky not daring to hope looked down upon Van and saw his smiling face looking back at her. Days and months went by and they spent all their time together till one day Van told her “I have to return to the castle and take up my duties as a Prince and to leave this glade. I have only one wish and that is for you to come with me and to share in all I have and for all my life. I know that the glade is where you live and I don’t wish to take you from it but alas I must leave.” Stanky looked around the glade and then looked back at him and said “ The glade is not where my heart lies for my heart lies with you wherever you go. I will gladly come with you to share in your life in whatever way I might.” Van smiled and then picked her up and swung her around, after he put her down he said “ Then we shall leave together and you shall become my true love forever.”


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