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Alissa has a minion!

Minion the Belky




Alissa
Legacy Name: Alissa


The Reborn Pherret
Owner: Mandy

Age: 14 years, 9 months, 1 week

Born: June 20th, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 9 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: June 20th, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 2
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 14
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 2
     
  • Books Read: 2
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed



Beeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeep!

Alissa panicked as the smoke alarm went off again. Shaking herself from her daydream, she grabbed the fire extinquisher and aimed it at the enflamed pot on the stove. After shutting the alarm off, she inspected the damage. Her pot was most definetely no good. The once gleaming silver pot was now completely charred. Her soup was completely gone, apart from a few chunks of black vegetables which had now become one with the pot.

Alissa chucked the pot into the bin. She would have to add a new one to her shopping list, another fire extinquisher too. At least her stove seemed to be ok, She gave it a good going over and was soon convinced it would survive and that she wouldn't need to get a new one this time.

Yes, this time she wouldn't need a new one. This wasn't the first time something like this had happened. This was Alissa's tenth stove in a year. You see, Alissa just loves to cook. She has countless recipe books, every utensil imaginable, and even invents her own recipes. She spends most of her time in the kitchen, aspiring to find that perfect recipe and be head chef at the best restraunt in town.

But Alissa cannot cook. Every time she is in the kitchen it results in disaster. Fires, Food Poisoning and just plain disguisting food often results. She is so easily distracted - she day dreams and is only brought back to reality by the smoke alarm letting her know that her food is well and truely cooked. Aside from this, she doesn't read recipies or label her ingredients properly. A cup of sugar is often replaced by a cup of salt. Regular Flour by self raising. As you can imagine this results in not so tasty meals.

Alissa's meals don't only taste terrible though, they can make you feel terrible. I don't think Alissa even know what use - by dates are. Rotten Milk, Cheese, even meat often ends up in her recipes, resulting in quite the stomach upset if you manage to get it down in the first place.

It is recommended that you just don't be anywhere near Alissa when she is cooking. She is sensitive and starts to cry when someone refuses to try her food, making you feel guilty so you end up trying it, and paying the consequences.

Alissa knows she is a bad cook. She understands why people hate her food. Even she hates her own food. But she never ever gives up. Just hopes that one day, something will turn out right, and then everything will be better.

Thats what she likes to believe anyway.

Design by May

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Carrion Fly Slider

Fire Extinguisher

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Angelic Spork

Battle Spork

Sacrificial Spork

Ebil Spork

Pretty Spork

Slots Spork

Radioactive Spork

Darkmatter Spork

Pink Fondue Fork

Yellow Fondue Fork

Green Fondue Fork

Gray Fondue Fork

Blue Fondue Fork

Twilight Fork

Sun Fork

Dusk Fork

Dawn Fork

Arid Fork

Angelic Fork

Lilac Fork

Gold Fork

Darkmatter Fork

Knork

Useless Rusty Knife

Orange Disposable Morostide Knife

Black Disposable Morostide Knife

Purple Disposable Morostide Knife

Hikei Knife

Bloodred Hunting Knife

Sun Hunting Knife

Dawn Hunting Knife

Field Hunting Knife

Twilight Hunting Knife

Bone Handled Skinning Knife

Icicle Knife

Tarnished Spoon

Tarnished Knife

Black Disposable Morostide Fork

Orange Disposable Morostide Fork

Purple Disposable Morostide Fork

Funnel Cake Cookbook

Yummy Tasty Book of Baking

Bitten Cookbook

Cooking with Gas

Bolt Nuts Cereal

Cooking with Chef Zombie

Cream Oven Mitts

Bloodred Oven Mitts

Get Mugged Apron

Fantines Apron

Dirndl White Apron

Miss Nanny Apron

BBQ Chefs Apron

Butcher Stained Apron

Muffin Mans Oven Mitts

Darkmatter Microwave

Microwave

Purple Toaster

Ebil Arid Toaster

Ebil Twilight Toaster

Ebil Sun Toaster

Ebil Bloodred Toaster

Ebil Lilac Toaster

Ebil Dusk Toaster

Ebil Gold Toaster

Ebil Field Toaster

Stubby Round Cast Iron Stove

Oddly Shaped Cast Iron Stove

Rectangular Cast Iron Stove

Red Hot Cast Iron Stove

Peanut Butter Shake of Unexpected Death

Fantine Colored Play Stove

Bloody Gravy

Defect-Os Cereal

Potato Latkes

Radioactive Pizza

Mystery Blob

Bogtrotter Cake

Bottled Bird Head

Turducken

Underdone Chocolate Cupcake

Flaming Freezicle

Big Sloppy Burger

Probably Bread

Rattail Grog

Roast Parrot

Keelhaul Krunch

Roasted Leech

Rotten Egg Zombie Zaliva

Ship Biscuit

Stale Moldy Ship Biscuit

Haggis

Sweet and Sour Sauce

Blue Apple

Orange Grapes

Green Orange

Red Banana

Wasabi Peas

Pirate Spaghetti

Baked Beast

Barnacle Brittle

Yarrburger

Squid Leg Salad

Chum

Gross Eyeball Pizza

Gross Black Leech Pizza

Sandwich of Questionable Origins

Moldy Cheese

Thorny Freezicle

Rocky Freezicle

Lime Hot Dog

Hairy Pea Pie

Charred Fish on a Stick

Spider Soup

Mucus Milkshake

BBQ Marshmallows

Burnt Marshmallow

Sugar Packet

Super Sugar Packet

Pepper

Salt

Radioactive Booger Burger

Questionable Meat

Edible Blob

Grease Burger

Bottled Sewer Water

Bowl of Ebola

Lasirus Wing

Kumos Tail Sandwich

Keeper Kebab

Snot-Pie

Guts Kebab

Booger Pastry

Soy Sauce

Grilled Gooey Peanut Butter Sandwich

Toffee Covered Corncob

Hambooger

Rotten Shrimp Eggroll

Light Sugar Packet

Dried Basil

Ground Nutmeg

Ground Redpepper

Ground Cinnamon

Ground Allspice

Rotten Pie

Rotten Bug Infested Meat Shield

Pherret Eggroll

Moldy Atebus Cheese

Spatula of Pete

Blood Balls

Grilled Marshmallow and Banana Sandwich

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