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Minion the Belky
Alissa
Legacy Name: Alissa
The Reborn Pherret
Owner: Mandy
Age: 14 years, 9 months, 1 week
Born: June 20th, 2009
Adopted: 14 years, 9 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: June 20th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 2
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 14
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 2
- Books Read: 2
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Beeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeep!
Alissa panicked as the smoke alarm went off again. Shaking herself from her daydream, she grabbed the fire extinquisher and aimed it at the enflamed pot on the stove. After shutting the alarm off, she inspected the damage. Her pot was most definetely no good. The once gleaming silver pot was now completely charred. Her soup was completely gone, apart from a few chunks of black vegetables which had now become one with the pot.
Alissa chucked the pot into the bin. She would have to add a new one to her shopping list, another fire extinquisher too. At least her stove seemed to be ok, She gave it a good going over and was soon convinced it would survive and that she wouldn't need to get a new one this time.
Yes, this time she wouldn't need a new one. This wasn't the first time something like this had happened. This was Alissa's tenth stove in a year. You see, Alissa just loves to cook. She has countless recipe books, every utensil imaginable, and even invents her own recipes. She spends most of her time in the kitchen, aspiring to find that perfect recipe and be head chef at the best restraunt in town.
But Alissa cannot cook. Every time she is in the kitchen it results in disaster. Fires, Food Poisoning and just plain disguisting food often results. She is so easily distracted - she day dreams and is only brought back to reality by the smoke alarm letting her know that her food is well and truely cooked. Aside from this, she doesn't read recipies or label her ingredients properly. A cup of sugar is often replaced by a cup of salt. Regular Flour by self raising. As you can imagine this results in not so tasty meals.
Alissa's meals don't only taste terrible though, they can make you feel terrible. I don't think Alissa even know what use - by dates are. Rotten Milk, Cheese, even meat often ends up in her recipes, resulting in quite the stomach upset if you manage to get it down in the first place.
It is recommended that you just don't be anywhere near Alissa when she is cooking. She is sensitive and starts to cry when someone refuses to try her food, making you feel guilty so you end up trying it, and paying the consequences.
Alissa knows she is a bad cook. She understands why people hate her food. Even she hates her own food. But she never ever gives up. Just hopes that one day, something will turn out right, and then everything will be better.
Thats what she likes to believe anyway.
Design by May
Pet Treasure
Hoarding Spork of Self Destruction
Spatula of Pete
Carrion Fly Slider
Fire Extinguisher
Mittsy
Angelic Spork
Battle Spork
Sacrificial Spork
Ebil Spork
Pretty Spork
Slots Spork
Radioactive Spork
Darkmatter Spork
Pink Fondue Fork
Yellow Fondue Fork
Green Fondue Fork
Gray Fondue Fork
Blue Fondue Fork
Twilight Fork
Sun Fork
Dusk Fork
Dawn Fork
Arid Fork
Angelic Fork
Lilac Fork
Gold Fork
Darkmatter Fork
Knork
Useless Rusty Knife
Orange Disposable Morostide Knife
Black Disposable Morostide Knife
Purple Disposable Morostide Knife
Hikei Knife
Bloodred Hunting Knife
Sun Hunting Knife
Dawn Hunting Knife
Field Hunting Knife
Twilight Hunting Knife
Bone Handled Skinning Knife
Icicle Knife
Tarnished Spoon
Tarnished Knife
Black Disposable Morostide Fork
Orange Disposable Morostide Fork
Purple Disposable Morostide Fork
Funnel Cake Cookbook
Yummy Tasty Book of Baking
Bitten Cookbook
Cooking with Gas
Bolt Nuts Cereal
Cooking with Chef Zombie
Cream Oven Mitts
Bloodred Oven Mitts
Get Mugged Apron
Fantines Apron
Dirndl White Apron
Miss Nanny Apron
BBQ Chefs Apron
Butcher Stained Apron
Muffin Mans Oven Mitts
Darkmatter Microwave
Microwave
Purple Toaster
Ebil Arid Toaster
Ebil Twilight Toaster
Ebil Sun Toaster
Ebil Bloodred Toaster
Ebil Lilac Toaster
Ebil Dusk Toaster
Ebil Gold Toaster
Ebil Field Toaster
Stubby Round Cast Iron Stove
Oddly Shaped Cast Iron Stove
Rectangular Cast Iron Stove
Red Hot Cast Iron Stove
Peanut Butter Shake of Unexpected Death
Fantine Colored Play Stove
Bloody Gravy
Defect-Os Cereal
Potato Latkes
Radioactive Pizza
Mystery Blob
Bogtrotter Cake
Bottled Bird Head
Turducken
Underdone Chocolate Cupcake
Flaming Freezicle
Big Sloppy Burger
Probably Bread
Rattail Grog
Roast Parrot
Keelhaul Krunch
Roasted Leech
Rotten Egg Zombie Zaliva
Ship Biscuit
Stale Moldy Ship Biscuit
Haggis
Sweet and Sour Sauce
Blue Apple
Orange Grapes
Green Orange
Red Banana
Wasabi Peas
Pirate Spaghetti
Baked Beast
Barnacle Brittle
Yarrburger
Squid Leg Salad
Chum
Gross Eyeball Pizza
Gross Black Leech Pizza
Sandwich of Questionable Origins
Moldy Cheese
Thorny Freezicle
Rocky Freezicle
Lime Hot Dog
Hairy Pea Pie
Charred Fish on a Stick
Spider Soup
Mucus Milkshake
BBQ Marshmallows
Burnt Marshmallow
Sugar Packet
Super Sugar Packet
Pepper
Salt
Radioactive Booger Burger
Questionable Meat
Edible Blob
Grease Burger
Bottled Sewer Water
Bowl of Ebola
Lasirus Wing
Kumos Tail Sandwich
Keeper Kebab
Snot-Pie
Guts Kebab
Booger Pastry
Soy Sauce
Grilled Gooey Peanut Butter Sandwich
Toffee Covered Corncob
Hambooger
Rotten Shrimp Eggroll
Light Sugar Packet
Dried Basil
Ground Nutmeg
Ground Redpepper
Ground Cinnamon
Ground Allspice
Rotten Pie
Rotten Bug Infested Meat Shield
Pherret Eggroll
Moldy Atebus Cheese
Spatula of Pete
Blood Balls
Grilled Marshmallow and Banana Sandwich