Do not worry, I have many ingredients that could be used to whip you up a real reliable wish! Indeed, a genuine wish.
Oh, but, I do hope you realize, they do not come cheap. Then again, wishes rarely do!
Hmm, you seem to doubt me. Oh yes, I can see the puzzled disbelief crossing your brow. "How can this man grant wishes?" Well, that is easy enough to answer. I am a genie! Genuine and in the flesh. Sometimes smoke, but mostly flesh! And this genie does so love to grant wishes~!
My, my, you are so skeptical! Remember, you are the one who came to me! This means you have a wish. And since you were brought here, then your wish must be very strong. You want your wish, and I want to fulfill it. Simple, yes?
So how does this work, you are asking yourself. Ahaha, yes, I see it in the wrinkles of your nose. You are curious and confused. "How could a wish by granted?" And you think, "Does this mean I must rub some genie's lamp?" No, no. No lamps to rub. Mine is not even in this shop! You see, there are many ways to get a wish granted. In fact, I have a mental list! Ladybugs landing on you are a sign of luck, and wishbone wishes are quite powerful indeed. Of course, there are birthday candles, shooting stars, and tossing coins into fountains or wells. Those are all wonderful for getting wishes granted.
Charge you for those types of wishes? I see the fire in your eyes. I would never do such a thing! Those are things you can acquire on your own. No, the magic I offer her is much more concentrated. You see, I have captured the magic from all of those totems and superstitions, and I have bottled them. I have turned them into powders, gases, and tinctures. Depending on your wish, I can concoct the perfect brew to ensure your wish comes true!
Now, the bottling process is quite hard though. Really and truly. Even for a genie as powerful as I! It takes time and patience... and those things do not come cheap. ESPECIALLY for genies. I mean, what sort of genie would I be if I under-billed for my services? That is just poor business practice, and I have to make sure this shop stays open! I do love to grant wishes, but your love and undying appreciation cannot be used to pay the water bill.
But considering what you are getting here, price is not an issue at all, now is it? For a price, I can make that burning desire that scratches the inside of your chest come to be.
Cross your fingers...
Hold your breath...
Share your dreams...
And make a wish...
There Are Many Ways to Make Wishes
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