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Lucy-Lastic has a minion!

Vel-Crow the Catten




Lucy-Lastic
Legacy Name: Lucy-Lastic


The Custom Cream Feli
Owner: SongSparra

Age: 14 years, 6 months, 3 weeks

Born: September 3rd, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 6 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: September 3rd, 2009 (Legacy)


Pet Spotlight Winner
April 8th, 2022

Statistics


  • Level: 183
     
  • Strength: 257
     
  • Defense: 105
     
  • Speed: 42
     
  • Health: 40
     
  • HP: 40/40
     
  • Intelligence: 398
     
  • Books Read: 387
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Demon Hunter



I always was a cat of refinement. I had my admirers when I was more kitten than cat. And why not? I brought my Lady many colourful ribbons and loved (then booted) kittens of the finest reputation. (Humans are crazy to keep their kits around for so many years! A kitten never learns the value of landing on one's feet until they are forced to face the cold world outside a mother's nest.)

Enjoyment of a good patch of sun does not make one lazy, however. I may seem the picture of luxury on the surface...but leave one of those human foot coverings in my presence and...

Aha! Yes, my lovely plastic shoe. You are mine at last! I shall hug you to my body, groom your sleek curves with an appreciative coat of drool, then smoosh you until the human that once owned you has realized the full futility of trying to separate us when we are so clearly in love. You may call me Lucy, my darling. I think I shall call you George.

The fur is prickling along my neck. One of the interlopers come to ruin the moment, no doubt. In my former life, other cats were a distant annoyance, for the most part. They kept to their stations and I kept to mine. There is much to love in this home of retirement. The human knows how to feed a cat well and napping places are superb but the cats...

Well, life rarely gives us everything we desire. Just as my Lady before me, I must accept my retirement with grace.

Perhaps I'll take a stroll along the not-quite-as-good-as-grass carpet to the keep-your-paws-off-not-a-tree that the human calls a "coffee table". For the most part, another useless human contraption that takes up space and forces one to walk around. Though there is one important function it does serve.

This is the holder of the glorious Chip Bags.

One must time this trick just right, keeping in mind that greedy humans may appear at any moment to take away the delectable Chips for their own consumption. Your paw must caress the tabletop, darting cleverly back and forth until the pleasant crackle of the bag lets you know you're close to the target. Use your paw-toes to entrap one of the crunchy-salty rounds that is the Glorious Potato Chip. Drag with great care until the entirety of your treasure falls to the floor. (Mustn't leave crumbs. Evidence at the scene of the crime and all that.)

On a good day, I might vanquish five or even six of these flavor-filled foes without attracting the notice of my competitors. Though their interest in Chips is minimal, they are all quite delighted by the crinkle-crackle of the bag. (With the exception of Sam who has eyes - and ears - only for the cookie bag.)

My old bones tell me that this will be a cold, wet, winter night that would have once called to my young blood and made me stand out in the moonlight and wail a wild cry of youthful excitement. Now I am content to curl up in this cat bed the color of the sky on a clear morning and allow the merry crackle of the fire to lull me into a doze.

The human is stroking my fur, adding to the warmth that takes some misery out of old age. Perhaps having a human around can make up for the nonsense of these less-dignified, oversized kittens she insists on keeping. Really, the only one I can abide is Lexi. She knows just how to curl her body so that our shared warmth will keep both of us purr-fectly comfortable through the worst hours of night.

Yes...my new home will do just fine.

To my real life Lucy, goodbye sweetheart I love you and will miss your furry companionship.
14/2/97 - 29/12/09





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