Information
Douche has a minion!
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Douche
Legacy Name: Douche
The Scribble Blob
Owner: Dill
Age: 14 years, 7 months, 1 week
Born: September 14th, 2009
Adopted: 14 years, 7 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: September 14th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 920
- Strength: 2,300
- Defense: 2,300
- Speed: 2,297
- Health: 2,299
- HP: 2,299/2,299
- Intelligence: 954
- Books Read: 919
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Battle Master
This pet is pending a rename because the inspiration for it ended up being nothing but a lie and 12+ wasted years of my life.
8/20/12 - Renamed from Marcus Lucas to Douche. One last rename to go and then I can move on!
10/02/12 - Dissolution of marriage granted!
Pet Treasure
Poisonous Mushroom
Heart on a Leash
Smoke and Mirrors
Ball and Chain
Lousy Cheater Shirt
Bloody Wooden Stake
Getting Rid of Pests
Ghost of Lumineve Present
Village Idiot Plushie
Guano
Ex Stompin Shoes
Anger Management Mallet
Poison Gelatin
Arsenic-Laced Peanut Butter Cookie
Poisonous Cauldron
Poison Cake
Half of a Tombstone
Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking
Cheap Tombstone
I Hate My Ex T-shirt
Peanut Butter Shake of Unexpected Death
Voodoo Plushie
Cursed Voodoo Doll
Bloodred Voodoo Doll
Dead Person