Information
Douche has a minion!
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Ticking Timebomb the Bomber
Douche
Legacy Name: Douche
The
Scribble BlobOwner: Dill
Age: 17 years, 1 week, 4 days
Born: September 14th, 2009
Adopted: 17 years, 1 week, 4 days ago (Legacy)
Adopted: September 14th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 920
- Strength: 2,300
- Defense: 2,300
- Speed: 2,297
- Health: 2,299
- HP: 2,299/2,299
- Intelligence: 996
- Books Read: 960
- Food Eaten: 0
- Toys Played: 0
- Job: Battle Master
This pet is pending a rename because the inspiration for it ended up being nothing but a lie and 12+ wasted years of my life.
8/20/12 - Renamed from Marcus Lucas to Douche. One last rename to go and then I can move on!
10/02/12 - Dissolution of marriage granted!
Pet Treasure
Arsenic-Laced Peanut Butter Cookie
Dead Person
Bloodred Voodoo Doll
Cursed Voodoo Doll
Voodoo Plushie
Peanut Butter Shake of Unexpected Death
I Hate My Ex T-shirt
Cheap Tombstone
Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking
Half of a Tombstone
Poison Cake
Poisonous Cauldron
Poisonous Mushroom
Poison Gelatin
Anger Management Mallet
Ex Stompin Shoes
Guano
Village Idiot Plushie
Ghost of Lumineve Present
Getting Rid of Pests
Bloody Wooden Stake
Lousy Cheater Shirt
Ball and Chain
Smoke and Mirrors
Heart on a Leash