Information


Douche has a minion!

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Douche
Legacy Name: Douche


The Scribble Blob
Owner: Dill

Age: 16 years, 6 months, 3 days

Born: September 14th, 2009

Adopted: 16 years, 6 months, 3 days ago (Legacy)

Adopted: September 14th, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 920
     
  • Strength: 2,300
     
  • Defense: 2,300
     
  • Speed: 2,297
     
  • Health: 2,299
     
  • HP: 2,299/2,299
     
  • Intelligence: 996
     
  • Books Read: 960
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Battle Master


Liar.Cheater.Addict

This pet is pending a rename because the inspiration for it ended up being nothing but a lie and 12+ wasted years of my life.

8/20/12 - Renamed from Marcus Lucas to Douche. One last rename to go and then I can move on!

10/02/12 - Dissolution of marriage granted!

Pet Treasure


Poisonous Mushroom

Heart on a Leash

Smoke and Mirrors

Ball and Chain

Lousy Cheater Shirt

Bloody Wooden Stake

Getting Rid of Pests

Ghost of Lumineve Present

Village Idiot Plushie

Guano

Ex Stompin Shoes

Anger Management Mallet

Poison Gelatin

Arsenic-Laced Peanut Butter Cookie

Poisonous Cauldron

Poison Cake

Half of a Tombstone

Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking

Cheap Tombstone

I Hate My Ex T-shirt

Peanut Butter Shake of Unexpected Death

Voodoo Plushie

Cursed Voodoo Doll

Bloodred Voodoo Doll

Dead Person

Pet Friends