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Mr Albert has a minion!

Ouchie the Bandie

Ouchie the Bandie
Mr Albert
Legacy Name: Mr Albert
The
Owner: Mudkip
Age: 16 years, 3 months, 1 week
Born: December 8th, 2009
Adopted: 15 years, 7 months, 4 days ago
Adopted: August 13th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 9
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 18
- HP: 15/18
- Intelligence: 12
- Books Read: 12
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
#pet_image {background-image: url('http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/whitneywhipersnapper/Antelphore2.jpg');}[b]That's DR. Albert to you. C:[/b]
"I'M NOT FAT!" Albert's patient screamed. "Ma'am, the average weight for a women your age and height is around 150. You weigh 320. You're fat." Albert sighed. "I AM NOT!" She screamed. "I only tried to help..." He said. "NO! YOU ONLY TRIED TO INSULT ME! I'M GOING ELSEWHERE!" She screamed. "I hate to break it too you ma'am, but every other doctor in the state will tell you this. You. Are. FAT." Albert sighed and opened the door for his patient. "I HATE YOU!" She shouted and left. "WELL I HATE YOU TOO!" He shouted after her. After a minute the girl came back and smiled, "Kiss me?" "NO!" Albert said and slammed the door in her face "Why do I always get the weird patients?" He sighed and looked down at his clipboard.
[b]Trust me, I'm a doctor. In 27 states and 3 Canada provinces.[/b]
Overlay by Bubbly
"I'M NOT FAT!" Albert's patient screamed. "Ma'am, the average weight for a women your age and height is around 150. You weigh 320. You're fat." Albert sighed. "I AM NOT!" She screamed. "I only tried to help..." He said. "NO! YOU ONLY TRIED TO INSULT ME! I'M GOING ELSEWHERE!" She screamed. "I hate to break it too you ma'am, but every other doctor in the state will tell you this. You. Are. FAT." Albert sighed and opened the door for his patient. "I HATE YOU!" She shouted and left. "WELL I HATE YOU TOO!" He shouted after her. After a minute the girl came back and smiled, "Kiss me?" "NO!" Albert said and slammed the door in her face "Why do I always get the weird patients?" He sighed and looked down at his clipboard.
[b]Trust me, I'm a doctor. In 27 states and 3 Canada provinces.[/b]
Overlay by Bubbly
Pet Treasure

Sticky Bandage

Round Bandage

Striped Bandage

Pie Bandage

Stethoscope

Ambulance

