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Yuffie has a minion!

Cait Sith the Fat Cat




Yuffie
Legacy Name: Yuffie


The Darkmatter Pherret
Owner: Falcon

Age: 13 years, 11 months, 2 weeks

Born: April 9th, 2010

Adopted: 13 years, 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: April 9th, 2010


Pet Spotlight Winner
September 5th, 2017

Statistics


  • Level: 14
     
  • Strength: 26
     
  • Defense: 14
     
  • Speed: 31
     
  • Health: 17
     
  • HP: 7/17
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


A pharret slinks up to you, a proud yet weary looks in her eyes. "I'm guessing this is what brought you here?" The creature lays a bag at her feet and undoes the cord with her teeth. A bunch of brightly colored orbs come rolling out. They appear to be glowing with an otherworldly energy.

"So how much you got?" The pharret asks. She rolls one of the orbs between her paws, a smirk marring her features. When you offer nothing, she seems offended. "Well they're not for sale anyways," she proclaims, snatching back her treasure and rolling it back into the bag. "You don't look like your in the market for materia anyways. Let me tell you a story instead." Before you can tell the creature you are not interested in a story, she launches off into a rant.

"So, i'm out in the woods one day, minding my own business, when I meet this guy with spiky blond hair. He's all "You stole my materia," and i'm like "NO WAY," and then we do battle, and even though he totally loses, I am in a good mood so I decided to give him this materia I just happen to have in my pocket."

She pauses to catch her breath for a moment before continuing.

"Then he totally begs me to join his team. I tell him no. He follows me around the woods asking over and over again. Finally, because i'm feeling generous, I agree. But on one condition..."

She opens her mouth wide, showing her teeth as she speaks.

"...He has to MARRY ME!"

Before you can express your doubt at the verisimilitude of her story, a piercing screech fills the air.

"YUFFIE. FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TELLING PEOPLE WE ARE MARRIED."

Yuffie huffs and raises her nose. "YEAH, WELL I WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE as STUPID as you ANYWAYS"

Credit

Profile by Ziva

Profile art by Emyon

Overlay by User not found: springer

Story by Falcon

The character this pet is based on belongs to Square Enix

Pet Treasure


Mystical Star Shuriken

Dark Blossom Shuriken

Shurikens of Love

Golden Sun Throwing Star

Fire Ninja Star

Earth Ninja Star

Spectrum Pinwheel

Field Pearl

Cream Pearl

Lilac Pearl

Sun Pearl

Dusk Pearl

Twilight Pearl

Arid Pearl

Rainbow Gems

Identifiers Assorted Gems

Thick Green Cable Knit Sweater

Cream Cargo Shorts

Orange Sneakers

Cream Harvester Raincloak

Pet Friends


Cloud Strife_533
You spikey-headed jerk!

Ex-SOLDIER
Your not planning on keeping all that materia to yourself are you?

Vincent Valentine_663
Look who saved the great Vincent Valentine!

Nanaki
Nice kitty...

Aethyr
He's not my type anyway.

Cid Highwind_637
Sexist!

Zack Fair
Your also a spikey-headed jerk!

Squall Leonhart
I think squall might've overdone it.