A pharret slinks up to you, a proud yet weary looks in her eyes. "I'm guessing this is what brought you here?" The creature lays a bag at her feet and undoes the cord with her teeth. A bunch of brightly colored orbs come rolling out. They appear to be glowing with an otherworldly energy.
"So how much you got?" The pharret asks. She rolls one of the orbs between her paws, a smirk marring her features. When you offer nothing, she seems offended. "Well they're not for sale anyways," she proclaims, snatching back her treasure and rolling it back into the bag. "You don't look like your in the market for materia anyways. Let me tell you a story instead." Before you can tell the creature you are not interested in a story, she launches off into a rant.
"So, i'm out in the woods one day, minding my own business, when I meet this guy with spiky blond hair. He's all "You stole my materia," and i'm like "NO WAY," and then we do battle, and even though he totally loses, I am in a good mood so I decided to give him this materia I just happen to have in my pocket."
She pauses to catch her breath for a moment before continuing.
"Then he totally begs me to join his team. I tell him no. He follows me around the woods asking over and over again. Finally, because i'm feeling generous, I agree. But on one condition..."
She opens her mouth wide, showing her teeth as she speaks.
"...He has to MARRY ME!"
Before you can express your doubt at the verisimilitude of her story, a piercing screech fills the air.
"YUFFIE. FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TELLING PEOPLE WE ARE MARRIED."
Yuffie huffs and raises her nose. "YEAH, WELL I WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE as STUPID as you ANYWAYS"
Credit
Profile by Ziva
Profile art by Emyon
Overlay by User not found: springer
Story by Falcon
The character this pet is based on belongs to Square Enix