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King Jules has a minion!

Mort the Bort

King Jules
Legacy Name: King Jules

The

Glade Manchu
Owner:

ship

Age: 13 years, 11 months, 3 days

Born: May 23rd, 2010

Adopted: 13 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

Adopted: May 23rd, 2010

Statistics

Level: 40
Strength: 100
Defense: 95
Speed: 95
Health: 95
HP: 95/95
Intelligence: 125
Books Read: 123
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Head Harvester

"Not hoo-har! ASCAR!"

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody!

I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.
Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
King Julian in da house!
So, welcome giant pansies! Feel free to bask in my glow.

Oh you want the people?
We bozos have the people of course!
Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
OH SHUT UP!
You did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebiedibigibies?

No? Good. So shut up.