Chupa has a minion!

Sneasel the Diablo

I Have Dreams That Popsicles Can't Erase
Intestines really do feel kinda like noodles. Tough, rubbery noodles, but still pretty noodle-y.
What they say about blood smelling like copper? That's true- if there's enough of it. It tastes like copper too. Like sucking on a penny.
Fur is messy, it just gets in the way and its hard to swallow. Gets stuck on your tongue and on the sides of your throat. But skin... is smooth, it goes down easy. No problems.
I never tried people before. I couldn't bring down anyone, especially a farmer. They're all... muscle-y and most have guns.
But when I found that body in the woods, I couldn't help myself. I was so hungry. It was free food.
Meat's meat, right?
Either way- I don't think I did anything wrong.

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The Chupacabra boy!
Not the hideous creature that everyone believes, but rather a small boy.
Who just happens to enjoy devouring the flesh of farm animals, and the occasional person who wanders in his path and threatens to expose him to the seemingly unforgiving world that he so desperate shirks.

Despite popular belief, Chupa adores goats. They're his favorite animal, in fact. Of course, in the past accidents have happened. Chupa was just hungry, and couldn't help himself. But he tries, he really does, to not eat the goats.

Sneasel is a grumpy old goat that Chupa decided to take for himself. Sneasel was part of a circus, thus his purple color. Unfortunately for Sneasel, the color has yet to fade. The over-sized ribbon about Sneasel's neck is tattered and filthy, but he can't remove it himself, and Chupa thinks it makes him look "regal." Chupa also thinks a top hat would suit Sneasel, but has yet to find one to fit the purple goat.
Sneasel's favorite type of food (other than you know, anything) is peanut butter. Many a time, Chupa has had to remove an empty peanut butter jar from around Sneasel's head.



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