Epic Fail
Legacy Name: Epic Fail

I think you recognized, that my eyes are a little... abnormal. If I was born as a chameleon it wouldn't even attract attention but unfortunately I am a Pherret.
So my mother took me to an eye specialist. He looked at me and gave me a pair of special glasses that should correct my eyes. It helped just a little bit and I could see everything perfect the way my eyes where so my parents decided to leave me that way.
At the beginning it was a little bit complicated to make friends but everyone got used to my eyes quickly.

"I think you need some braces."
Said the dentist when I was at the young age of 13. He said my teeth are uneven so I had to wear them for a while. But what we didn't know was, that my ability to attract misfortune was already planing some new jokes for me.

I was going for a walk in the woods when I noticed a little rustle in a bush nearby. Of course it's just a little Minion, I thought to myself, so I wanted to check if I was right. But it wasn't a Minion. I peeked behind the bush when I felt a tingle in my mouth and just a short moment after that a rusty can punched me in the face.
Shortly after that I heard more metallic items making their way to me. I knew it were the braces so I made a quick getaway and tried to get rid of those metallic things.

I ran till the sun was setting. After that my braces haven't got any power, lucky me.

"Hey Dude, great Party!"
I said when I was at a party of a friend once. Oh, this story isn't really nice but at that day I met Bur. Since then he is following me everywhere.
Let's just say that.. At this party there were a... 'Chocolate Fountain', okay? Okay. So I went to the 'Chocolate Fountain' because I had a lot to drink this evening. When I was just about to get a... napkin... Someone accidentally fell against the portable.. uhm I meant 'Chocolate Fountain', and yes. I think I don't have to explain anymore. Okay? okay.

"I think a storm is coming up..."
I said to Bur, when we took a walk in the woods on a cloudy day. We were in the middle of the forest so we had to hurry because staying in a forest isn't very good when a thunderstorm appears.
So we ran along the path to the edge of the forest when we heard the first thunders.
Just when we arrived the edge, the storm seemed to be directly above us. I was totally frightened because it is very dangerous to stand nearby a forest during a thunderstorm. But it's also dangerous to walk at a field. But just at that moment I thought about what would be more dangerous a lightning hit me.
I woke up the next day, the sun tickled my nose and the grass was still wet from the rain, I felt a little bit strange. Bur looked at me, shocked. So I ran to the next puddle to look at myself and I couldn't trust my eyes!

I was a girl.

"Oooh... I feel it Bur.. Today isn't going to be a good day..."
I mumbled to Bur. And of course it wasn't a good day. I should have stayed at home.
Bur and I were walking to the forest, as always. The sun was shining and the birds were chirping. But I just felt that something fishy was going on here.
We walked along a new build street where the traffic was still low. I just told Bur my latest joke when I looked along the street to notice a truck coming really fast my way. But too late.

I woke up later and had to choke a few times. What did just happen? I was just overrun by a truck! Shouldn't I've been dead now?
No, because my bad luck strikes again.
So I am still alive, very flat because of the truck-tires, with ugly tire pattern all over my fur, but alive.

But, hey! It isn't that bad.
I think you shouldn't take life too seriously, because it isn't serious to you, anyways.

Originally coded by: dreamsky
Edited by: pittysoares

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