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Excalibur... FOOL has a minion!

Minion the Mister Top Hat

Minion the Mister Top Hat
Excalibur... FOOL
Legacy Name: Excalibur... FOOL
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Owner: uNiCoRnPoCkY
Age: 15 years, 7 months, 3 days
Born: August 15th, 2010
Adopted: 15 years, 7 months, 3 days ago
Adopted: August 15th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 11
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed

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Some of the tasks that you must follow in order to wield me are: * 1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee * 22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting * 58: When I'm humming a tune to myself, you must not speak! * 75: Excalibur's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner * 172: Seek harmony seek it thus * 202: The highest class toilet must be prepared * 278: You must never permit carrots in my meals * 349: You must never violate my food preferences * 452: You must attend my daily 5 hour story telling party * 573: You're to always stay 3 steps behind me while walking * 578: A hero shall always convey the truth * 602: Food must be freshly prepared * 667: Always praise Excalibur * 679: I must always have a dehumidifier in my room * 778: Never mail out packages cash-on-delivery * 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
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