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William Murderface
Legacy Name: William Murderface


The Graveyard Clawsion
Owner: CrimsonSandBoa

Age: 15 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: October 18th, 2010

Adopted: 15 years, 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: October 18th, 2010

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Toys Played: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface...
(Is Graveyard, thanks to Klokwork!)


Full Name:: William Murderface
Nickname:: "Will", "William"
Age:: Possibly mid-30s/early 40s
Date of Birth:: Unknown
Occupation:: Musician (Bassist)
Obsession(s):: Historical Weaponry and Torture Devices, Bass Guitar
Strengths:: Stubborn About What He Believes In
Weaknesses:: Sensitive, Low Self-Esteem, Masochistic
Maladies:: Depression Issues
Family:: Grandparents (Mother and Father killed in murder/suicide)
Friends:: Friends are for d**ks.
Relationship:: Err... I really like someone... sorta...
Foes:: All those normal jackoffs. flips everyone off

Pet Treasure


Plain Dark Blue Sleeved Shirt

Boy Band Vest

Black Cargo Shorts

Black Boots

Black Mini Phone

Black Electric Bass

Cursed Goblet

Cuddly Iron Maiden Plushie

Thief Catcher

Spiked Punishment Collar

Handy Skull Crusher

Severely Rusted Mutilation Shears

Bloodred Axe

Bloodred Hunting Knife

Blunderbuss

Spiffy Cardboard Box

Poison Cake

Hot Dog

An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism

Pine Scented Candle

Curious Red Kiss

Heart Blindfold

Elixir of Love

Giselle Kinkylove Paddle

Pet Friends


Nathan-Explosion
What do you mean “booze ain’t food”? I’d rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Pickles_185
What a great way to go out too. I only hope we can end that way, clawing our eyes out, throwing up acid blood.

Ofdensen
Remember when we adopted that fat kid? For charity? How is the little d**k now?

T0KI
I told you a million gazillion times! You are NOT in Planet Pi**!!

Skwisgaar
That could be so full of zazz. And... zazzy stuff. You know. Zazz. Zzzaaaazzzz.

Mordollwen
Hey, sexy, you wanna be with a REAL man?

Siofra_712
You shouldn't be here. You're too fkin' cute and st! ...pretty, though.