Journey

Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe using a kettle and some string, and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.

Are you my mummy?

I think you'll find I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult.

It's just a bunch of wavy lines.

Yeah? It's shorted out. Finally, a lie too big.

You would make a good Dalek.

Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?

It's a fez, I wear a fez now.

Fezzes are cool.

Don't even blink.

Blink and you're dead.

They are fast, faster than you could believe.

Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*!

Ahh! Bacon!

That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?

Beans!

Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.

Bread and butter! Now you're talking.

And stay out!

I know what I need! I need... I need... I need... fish fingers and custard!

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies.

Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war.

Demons run but count the cost; the battle's won but the child is lost.

Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?

Well, that's entirely up to you. Your choice, eh? I can only tell you what I would do. If I were you...

"If I were you..." Perhaps I was you, of course. Or, perhaps you are ME.

Tick tock

Goes the clock

Even for the doctor...

I'm not scared!

Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of a box, man eats fish custard! And look at you... just sitting there. So you know what I think?

What?

Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.

I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye.

I... I love you.

Quite right too.

And I suppose... if it's my last chance to say it... Rose Tyler...