Information
Lemony Snicket has a minion!
Beatrice the Bahnty
Beatrice the Bahnty
Lemony Snicket
Legacy Name: Lemony Snicket
The Nostalgic Montre
Owner: Proxy
Age: 13 years, 6 months
Born: October 22nd, 2010
Adopted: 13 years, 6 months ago
Adopted: October 22nd, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 89
- Strength: 222
- Defense: 222
- Speed: 215
- Health: 217
- HP: 0/217
- Intelligence: 1,854
- Books Read: 1844
- Food Eaten: 1
- Job: Lead Librarian
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
Pet Treasure
Rescued Photograph
For the Elwood Following
Gearbound Journal
Freyalise Ledger
Forgotten Storybook
For The Light
For The Darkness
Footrash Codex
Flirting on the Dance Floor
Flesh Loss and You
Fashion Magazine Prototype
Famous Unliving
Face-Eater Manifesto
Extraterrestrial Life Forms
Exploring the Underground
Eternal Unleashed
Emerald-Encrusted Book
Drinking Games with Friends
Doki Doki Magic Chai!
Distinguished Zombie Gentleman
Dirigible Maintenance Manual
Delicious Bugs and Where to Find Them
Decrepit Keening Songbook
Cursed Book
Creepy Crawling Book of Creepy Crawlies
Cotton Crafts
Corsets: A Guide
Corpse Burning 101
Cooking with Zombie Drool
Cooking With Oatmeal
Conflict Everlasting RPG Book
Comprehensive Virus Guide
Clockwork Dreams
Classic Pirate Ledgers
Clarence the Big Crimson Rreign
Choice Cocktail Fruits
Cassandra Tells All
Car Maintenance Manual
Calcified Book of Osteomancy
Bumbles Meets Charity
Bumbles in the Kitchen
Brainy Love Poems
Brains on the Brain
Boudewijn Tells All
Book of World Records
Book of Very Interesting People
Book of the Black Dragon
Book of Propellers
Book of Poetry
Book of Haunted Ghost Stories
Book of Fancy Gears
Book of Dririmancy
Blue Book of the Undead
Blimp Trapping
Blacklights and Glow Paint and You
Ballroom Architecture
Awakening of Frost
Arr-Rated Tales
Accidental Magical Discoveries
Abigail Tells All
A Very Blue Birthday
A to Z Plant Encyclopedia
A Telenine Lumineve
A Taste for Trinkets
A Tale of Trickery
A Snowstorm in Darkside
A Single Rose
A Secluded History
A Revolution History
A Reflective Mind
A Quiet Luminaire Night
A Noble Family History
A Mirage Of Neela
A Hole Too Deep
A History of Pottery
The Dangers of Time Rifts
The Book of the Zinnia Fairy
The Book of the Rose Fairy
The Book of the Pear Blossom Pixie
The Book of the Narcissus Fairy
The Book of the Mallow Fairy
The Best Morostide Attractions
Teach Yourself to Dance
Tea Book
Te Bk Wiut Mile
Taxidermy for the Unliving
Tattered Wedding Photo Album
Tattered Old Book
Portable Writing Box
Pemberley Letter Writing Set
Incomplete Manuscripts
Worn Typewriter Keys
Worn Out Library Card
Perfect Match Sticker
Burnt Photograph
Stamped Out Photograph
Pasta Maker
Incomprehensible Opera
Bridal Gown
Slivyne
Lizard Minion
Peppermint Candy
Tiny Carrion
Broken Glasses
Eye Exam Chart
Used Gum
Grazia Violin
Martini
Lovely Classic Sugar Bowl
Beast Mob Torch
Curled Snippet of Paper
Underground Taxidermy Raven
Deceptive Manor Certificate
Happy Smiley Sticker
Heart Balloon
Stained Green Nitrile Gloves
Looming Big Top
Faded Carnival Flyer
Brown Werepupper
Bibi and Lilah Plushie
Fortune-Telling Mouse
Shiny Toy Sled
Rusty Submarine Model
Iceberg Lettuce
Tribal Fisher Harpoon
Deserted Island Terrarium
Wasabi
Apple Bonsai Tree
Gross Apple Core
Zero Sticker
Nine Sticker
100 Degrees Issue 1
100 Degrees Issue 2
100 Degrees Issue 3
101 Costume Party Ideas!
101 Lime Recipes
101 Silly Balloon Things
101 Uses for Llama Spit
101 Ways to Bribe the Old Wizard
529 Doughnuts
76 Card Games
A Sticker
The ABCs of Plants
A Fairy Tale
A Guide to Minions I
A Guide to Minions II
A Lizardly Tale
A Sea Full of Merfolk Tales
About Coffee
Advanced Rhyming
Advanced Seashell Collecting
Adversary Almanac
Ai no Torrey Koibito
Alexander Takes A Gander
Alexanders Sea Tails
All About Balloons
All About Cavies!
All About Coins
All About Cotton Candy
All About Eggs
All About Gentry Inc.
All About Mallarchies
All About Malticorns
All About Sports
All About Totems
All I Want For Luminaire Is Yume
Almost Metal Scientist
Amateur Effigy Making
Amulets of Subeta CE
Amy and Elsie
An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism
Anatomy: Descriptive and Applied
Ancient Chai Journal
Ancient Saherimos Text
Ancient Sheeta Markings
The Ancients Lui and Ta
Angelic Notebook
Ant Book
Anthology of Horror
Arachnid Possession
The Archan, The Goddess, and The Bathroom Cabinet
Arctic Frost Fairy Tales
The Art of Bouquet
The Art of Calligraphy
The Art of Falling in Love
The Art of Lung Shui
Artists Sketch Book
Assassinations Through the Ages
Atebus Fairy Tales
The Atebus Language
Atebus Rocks Identification Guide
Atebus Wars
Attack of the Killer Felis
Attracting Pollinators and Other Helpful Creatures
Autobiography of a Snowflake
Autographed Kumos Book
Autumn and Magic
Autumn Sphinx Forgotten Tome
Autumn Trees
Autumn Vines Guide
B Sticker
Baby Its Cold Outside
Badly Neglected Book
Baking By The Book
Baking Secrets
Baleen Book
Bark Bound Book
Basic Math I
Basic Math II
Battle Coliseum
Battler Issue 01
Battler Issue 02
Battler Issue 03
Battler Issue 04
Battler Issue 05
Beautiful Fireworks Photo Collection
The Beauty of Graveyards
Bee Punny
Beginner Garden Guide
Beginning Rhyming
Behind the Mask
Behind the Scenes of Harvest Plays
Beloved Photo Album
Best of Carved Pumpkins Collection
Big Book of Boogers
Big Book of Jokes
Big Book of Pumpkins
Big Book of Rivenghe
Big Book of Sailing Superstitions
Big Book of Snowballs
Big Book of Spiders
Big Gourd Book
Big Ontra Cookbook
Biology Textbook
Bitten Cookbook
Black Book of the Undead
Blake Steeles Journal
Blank Composers Book
Bleak Issue 1
Bleak Issue 2
Bleak Issue 3
Blood in the Night
Bloodred Pets
Bloodstain Removal
Bloody Nightmare
Blue Book of the Undead
Blue Insignia Notebook
Bluebook
Bobs Pie Book
Bombastic Feli Stories
Book of Aeromancy
Book of Ancient Black Magic
Book of Bacon
Book of Blight
Book of Books I
Book of Books II
Book of Books III
Book of Celestial Bodies
Book of Cupcakes
Book of Death
Book of Demonic Names
Book of Demons I
Book of Demons II
Book of Demons III
Book of Demons IV
Book of Demons V
Book of Donations
Book of Extremely Vague Prophecy
Book of Happy Rainbows
Book of Healing
Book of Holes
Book of Kite Flying
Book of Life
Book of Little Importance
Book of Love
Book of Magic I
Book of Melted Butter
Book of Memories
Book of Nature
Book of Pink
Book of Poetry
Book of Pyromancy
Book of Quills
Book of Records
Book of Saheric Fashions
Book of Shadows
Book of Shinwa
Book of Speeling Eror
Book of Stuff
Book of Summer Drinks
Book of Sunrises
Book of Terriers
Book of Terriers II
Book of the Blue Dragon
Book of the Green Dragon
Book of the Orange Dragon
Book of the Red Dragon
Book of the White Dragon
Book of Ticket Stubs
Book of Worms
Boundless Horizons
Bow-Legged Book of the West
Boxed Set of Lessons Learned
Breaching 3877s
Breeding Worms
Bringing The Harbinger
Broken Heart Tales
Broken Spines
Bubble Gum Manual
Bubbling Bubble Bubbles
The Best Knock-Knock Jokes
The Best Mulled Wine Recipes
The Best of Veta
The Best Vests
The Big Book of Felis
The Big Book of Lizards
The Big Book of PHP
The Big Book of Questions
The Blue Chelon
The Book of *diesoffright*
The Book of Monocles
The Book of Shells
The Bucket List Book
Buckles and Buttons
Budding Blue Book
Bugs As Inspiration
Build Your Own Spaceship
The Butterfly Effect
Butterfly Gardens
Button Addicts: The True Story
C Sticker
Caffeine Is Your Friend
The Candy Cane Book
Candy Necklaces
Card Game Rules Pamphlet
Cards Issue 1
Cards Issue 2
Cards Issue 3
Caring for Calves
Caring for Chicks
Caring for Ducklings
Caring for Foals
Caring for Kids
Caring for Snow Fairies
Caring for Your 0101
Caring for Your Dragon of Autumn
Caring for Your Rave Matter
The Care of Putrid Aranias
Carnival Rules
Carnival
Catfish Tales
Catscratch
Celinox Year Planner
Centropolis Fairy Tales
The Chancellor
Chemistry Textbook
Chinese Textbook
Chocolate Book
Choose Your Own Mystery
The City Guard
Clarence the Big Crimson Rreign
Classic Knitting Patterns
Classic Literature
The Clean Guide to Making Soap
Cleaning the Shell
Clink! A Book of Toasts
The Clocksmiths Daughter
Cloud Watching
Coal Can Be Good
Coiled Nature Journal
Collected Correspondence
Collecting Cards
Collecting Seashells for Beginners
Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos
Collection of Snowflakes
Common Resolutions
Complete Guide to Sewing
Confessions of a Food Lover
Conflicted Journal
The Connoisseur Magazine
Cooking with Chef Zombie
Cooking with Gas
Cooking with Gold
Corrupted Book
Counting Snowflakes
Covering Hickeys
The Cow
Cozy Cafes
Cozy Cottage Book
Cozy Winter Coats
Cozy Winter Mittens
Cozy Winter Scarves
Cozy Winter Socks
Crafting with Damaged Books
Crafty Love
Creative Knitting Patterns
The Creeping Galaxy
Crime Anthology
Crowns of Royalty
Crystallized Codex of Endless Winter
Cupcake Decorating
Cursed Book
D Sticker
Dad Jokes
Daemon
Daisy Flower Pressing
Damaged Book
DANGER!
The Dangers of Time Rifts
Dark Confessions
Dark Goddess Diary
Dark Matter Facts
Darkmatter Pet Care
Darkness and Ashes: The Language of the Ji-Meneb
Darkonite Guide to Evil Genius
Darkside Travel Guide
Darkside Fairy Tales
Dawn Mahar Tome
The Death Book
Decorating Your Cactus
Deliciously Decorative Cookies
Delphi Travel Guide
Delphi Vacationing
Dem Waves
Demons of Autumn
Dental Health
Desert Island Book
Devastation and Destruction
Diary of a Coconut
Diary of a Panda
Dig It
Dim Conspiracy RPG Book
Dirty Cobwebs
The Discovery of Atebus
Discs on Top of Discs
Disguised Ledgers
Does Your Junk Have a Funk?
Dog-Eared Toy Manual
Donadak Diary
Downloading Torrents
Draconook
Drawn in Chalk: A Crime Novel
The Dragon Slayer Workout
Dreams of a Spectrum Telenine
Dreams of Autumn
Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide
Drunken Jokes
Early Growth
Eater of Dreams and Nightmares
E Sticker
The Ebil Cow
The Ebil Vampire
Edible Cookbook
Effective Journalism
Eight Track Memories
The Enchanted Knife
Encyclopedia of Squishyness
The End of Time
End of the World Confessions
English Textbook
The Everyday Struggles: Zombies
The Everything Book
Everything You Need to Know About the Taltic
Evil Singing Lessons
The Evil That Is... Maliss
Extra Girly Diary
Extraterrestrial Life Forms
The Eyes: A Mystery
F Sticker
Failed 2011 New Years Resolutions
Fairy Dens
Famous Cults
Fast Food
Fast Food for Zombies
The Fat Feli
Feel the Feli
Feli Autograph Book
The Feli Field Guide to Popularity
Feli Love Stories
The Feli Sisters
Feli Vanity
Female Clothing Patterns
Female Human Avatar Manual
Field Frolicking 101
Field Guide to Sentient Plants
Finding Light in the Dark
The Flora of Atebus
Flower Notebook
Fluffy Tentacles
Fondant Covered Cake
For the Elwood Following
The Four Types of Love
French Textbook
Freddy the Ontra
The Friendly Clown Adventures
The Frog
The Frozen Forest
The Frustrations of Public Office
Funnel Cake Cookbook
Fun with History: Atebus
Fun with History: Centropolis
Fun with History: Darkside
Fun with History: Delphi
Fun with History: Omen Islands
Fun with History: Shadowglen
Fun with History: Veta
Fuzzy Feli Journal
Fuzzy Kumos Journal
Fuzzy Sheeta Journal
G Sticker
Galleries 101
The Gate Keeper
Gears on Everything
Geometry Book
Georgiana Tells All
The Ghost at the Door
The Glowing Flower
The Graveyard
The Great Pumpkin Heist
The Great Vetan Bake-Off All-Stars Recipe Book
The Green Thumb
A Guide to Gelatins
The Gunpowder Treason
H Sticker
The Handbag Guide
The Happiest Storm Cloud
The Happy Fortune Cult
The Hard Facts About Endeavors
The Haunted Mansion
Fly Hipottu, Fly!
The History of Tempest
The Horribly Bad Day!
I Sticker
The Importance of Communication
The Interweb
J Sticker
The Joy of Giving
The Joys of Bra Collecting
K Sticker
L Sticker
The Land in the Rift
The Language of the Omen Islands
The Language of the Tormirgard
The Language of the Ytivi
The Legend of Shinwa
The Life of a Kumos
The Life and Times of the Ikumoradeekanox
The Littlest Ladybug
The Locked Book
The Lone Muffin
The Lone Muffin Fights Again!
The Loneliest Garden
The Lonely Ontra
The Lonesome Tigrean
The Lost and Found Book
The Luna-Approved Guide to Leaf Piles
M Sticker
The Midnight Watch
The Misleading Tale
The Mistakes We Make
The Monster in the Lake
The Mysteries of Subeta
N Sticker
The No-Brainer Diet
The Nostalgic Kanis
O Sticker
The One
The Ontra I
The Ontra II
The Ontra III
The Ontra That Could
P Sticker
The Party 411
The Party Unlife
The People Directory
The Perfect Tea Party Guide
The Perplexing Properties of Shadowglen Pumpkins
The Plague Ruffies
The Point of Pointillism
The Prettiest Matter
The Principles of Grammar
The Properties of Dragon Smoke
The Pumpkin Carver
The Pumpkin Field
Q Sticker
The Questioney Book of Questions
R Sticker
The Rainbow Vortex
The Roman Empire
The Rosemary Kelly Guide To Bird Watching
The Rreign
The Rreign with No Friends
The RSing Disconnection
S Sticker
The Sad Clawsion
The Sand Witch
The Sick Clawsion
The Skeleton Vase
The Slots
The Smallest Things
The Snoring Snoweater
The Souper Zombie Diet
The SP Guide
The Squib
The Stained Glass Garden
The Stone Age
The Summit and the Sands
The Sun and the Flower
T Sticker
Teenage Zombie Diary
They Watched from the Trees
Thin Scrap of Paper
Thoughtful Gifts
Throwing Techniques
Tigrean Year Planner
Time Marches On
Time to Shine
Time Travel I
Time Travel II
Tiny Book of Completed Resolutions
Tiny Book of Tiny Fairies
The Tiniest Shooting Star
The Toadstool Quest
To Serve Aliens
Toasty Mysteries
The Thaw
The Thunder Stealer
Tome of Light
Tome on a Rope
Too Much Salt
Too Much Truffle
Torn Page
Torn Snippet of Paper
Torn Up Sketch Book
Toxic Tales
Traditional Book of New Year Traditions
Traditional Vetan Dress
Trampled Resolutions
Trash Picking
Treasured Family Recipes
Tree Swings and Twigs
Triangles and Choices
The Truth About Clowns
The Truth about Matters
TUBES Surf Magazine
Two Spring Bees
U Sticker
UFO Sightings!
The Ugliest Seedling
The Ugly Mallarchy
Ultimate Morostide Decorations
Ultra Fighter Fester
Uncle Carls Sun Safety Guide
Uncle Carls Winter Tales
Unclutter Your Mind
Uncommon Jams
Uncommon Resolutions
Undead Fashions
Undead Slang
Undead Summer Guide to Beaches
Undead Summer Guide to Fashion
Undead Summer Guide to Food
Undead Summer Guide to Sightseeing
Undead Summer Guide to Travel
Under the Skin
Underground Constellations
Underground Dancing
Underground Fashion 101
Underground Gardens
Underground Horoscopes
Underground Pet Food Recipes
Understanding the Universe
Underground Sights
Understanding Basic Physics
Unholy Pages
Unique Fall Recipes
Unliving Home Buying Guide
Unliving Home Decor
The Unliving Speak
Unorganized Sheets of Music
Useful Steps
Useless Spells
Users of Subeta
V Sticker
The Vampire Hunt
The Vampire Hunter
Vegan Recipes
The Veggikumora Life
Veined Nature Journal
Vending = Love
The Very Best Blanket Forts
Very Vetan Textbook
Vesnali Coloring
Vesnali Flower Growing
Vesnali Gardens
Vesnali Spirits
Vesnali Tales
Vesnali: An In-Depth History
Veta Fairy Tales
Veta Lake Care Notes
Veta Travel Guide
Violet Flower Pressing
Violin I
Violin II
Virus Codex
Virus Pin-Up Calendar
Voynich Manuscript
W Sticker
Waiting for Masquerade
Wall Calendar
Warm Drinks for Cold Days
Water Balloon Fight Tactics
Water Magic
Waterlogged Survival Postcard
Watership Drown
We Almost Made It
Weapons of Subeta
Weapons That Freeze
Weathered Scrapbook
Wedding Customs: Omen Islands
Wedding Customs: Peka Glade
Wedding Customs: Shadowglen
Wedding Customs: Shengui Guo
Wedding Customs: Ziara City
Well-Loved Beat-Up Book
What Big Eyes
What is Love?
What is Out There?
What The Dead Said
When Jelly Skull Pops Attack!
When Punk Met Pink
Where Is My Hat?
Which Stitch
Whimsical Ballroom Decorating
White Book of the Undead
Whoa What Book
Why Emus Cannot Fly
Why Pete and Hilary PWN!
The Wind-Up Lain Chronicle
Winged Stone Book
Winning with a Dagger
Winning with a Rapier
Winning with a Sword
Winter Days Coloring Book
Winter Solstice Celebrations
Wires Thriller
Wisteria Witch
Wizardly Adventures
Wood-Fired Pizza Menu
Wooden Ledger
Woven Book of Weaving
Wrapped Book of Mystery
Wrapping Bows
Wreath Weaving
Writing Proclamations Guide for the Village Idiot
Wyllop Tails
Y Sticker
Ye Olde Medieval Book
Ye Royale Proclamatione
Year Eight Demi Planner
Year Eight Paralix Planner
Year Eight Serpenth Planner
Yellow Striped Journal
You Break It You Bought It
Your Friend Hygiene
Your Pickle Could Get You in a Pickle
Yummy Tasty Book of Baking
Yun Enterprises and Their Favorite Drinks
Z Sticker
Ziara: The Bubbled City
Ziarate Best Restaurant Guide
Zombie Bite Patterns
Zombie Encyclopedia A-E
Zombie Encyclopedia F-J
Zombie Encyclopedia K-O
Zombie Encyclopedia P-T
Zombie Encyclopedia U-Z
Zombie Fencing
Zombie Growth Tracking
Zombie High Five Book
Zombie Journal
Zombie Pub Crawl Guide
Zombie Romance
Zombie Wrestling Almanac
Zombies 101
ZWE Fanzine
The Z Word