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Beeps the Cerberusphug
ceasefire
Legacy Name: ceasefire
The Storm Telenine
Owner: jensen
Age: 13 years, 4 months, 3 weeks
Born: November 5th, 2010
Adopted: 7 years, 8 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: July 16th, 2016
Statistics
- Level: 527
- Strength: 2,481
- Defense: 1,463
- Speed: 837
- Health: 1,633
- HP: 1,633/1,633
- Intelligence: 1,624
- Books Read: 1303
- Food Eaten: 20
- Job: Special Operative
all too much and all too clever.
I caught a fever like I always do,
and still you let me stand with you, in blue.
✧ Adam
✧ Nov 11
✧ Always tired, bad at paperwork
She found Adam asleep at a desk covered in scrap paper, half-empty boxes of cereal, and a veritable sea of used coffee mugs. He startled awake at the touch of her hand to his shoulder, turning to blink at her with bleary eyes.
"God, Adam. Go home, you look terrible."
"Can't do that, Ari. Didn't finish my report."
"I finished it for you. Boss gave you the week off, said you need to rest. He's right, y'know, most people go home after they get stabbed. Relax and recover or whatever."
"I never... I don't know how that goes..."
"Time to learn, hotshot. You don't get better, you don't get back to work. Go on, shoo. Sleep in a real bed, eat a vegetable."
"..."
Ariadne smiled faintly at the look of consternation he gave her and swept out of the tiny corner office. Adam turned back to his desk and pressed his face into his palms. Get yourself together, man. She's the department's best agent, she's not going to want to date some chump who got stabbed by a lunatic holding up a coffee shop. That's not impressive at all, and you're a complete mess besides. God, she probably thinks I'm some kind of manchild that lives on takeout and beer. He looked up from his hands to take in the ruin of his desk and winced, making a mental list of the things he needed to get done before he clocked out for the day.
Pet Treasure
Leftover Morostide Candy
Yellow Chile Cinder Chips
Poblano Cinder Chips
Burning Cool Cinder Chips
Atebus Warfare Vehicles
Just Beachy Granola Bars
Beach Sandwich and Fries
Cackle Fruit and Spud Cakes
Chocolate Layered Pumpkin Cheesecake
Gunmetal Screwdriver Set
Bachelor Party Evidence
Lovely Pancakes
Bagged Leftover Candy
Half-Eaten Sandwich
Whole Cheese Pizza
Gunmetal Bullet Shells
Crypts Survival Guide
Chocolate Smooches
Spiced Pear Muffin
Cece Field Day Gum
Coffee Run
Peanut Butter Marshmallow Protein Shake
Spicy Ranch Cinder Chips
Serrano Cinder Chips
Hot Sauce Cinder Chips
Make-It-Rain Wallet
Takeout Menu
Grape Fun Times Taffy
Soft Caramel Candies
Blue Fun Times Taffy
Banana Fun Times Taffy
Cherry Fun Times Taffy
Plain Sesame Snaps
Singed X-Ray Negative
Chaff Grenade
Chain Leash
Black Nylon Leash
Camo Nylon Leash
Sparklepire Jacket
Set of Loaded Dice
Box of Banana Non-Dairy Drink
Box of Chocolate Non-Dairy Drink
Box of French Vanilla Non-Dairy Drink
Box of Strawberry Non-Dairy Drink
Old Coins
Blade of Illusions
Golden Masquerade Ticket
Vanity Relaxed Jacket
Maple Cream Cheese Layered Pumpkin Cheesecake
White Chocolate Ginger Layered Pumpkin Cheesecake
Red Rreign Matchbox
Caramel-Topped Soft-Serve
Autumn Quilt Wrap
Pumpkin Pie Cupcakes
Pumpkin Pie Bars
Mini Classic Pumpkin Pies
Electronic Programming Guide
Schematic Art Book
Annotated Engineering Book
Flirting on the Dance Floor
I Hold My Liquor Sticker
Low-Quality Beer Box
SAI Junior Agent Badge
Police Badge
Set of Safe Keys
Police Cuffs
Police Notebook
Subeta Tribune
Souvenir Beach Mug
Fingerprint Dusting Kit
Plain Matchbook
Film Strip Negatives
SAI Morse Code Legend
Obsessive Manual
Misplaced Mission Details
Advanced Gray Floppy Disk
Black Hooded Pea Coat
Black Suit Jacket
Skelly Spare Jacket
Black Strapped Boots
Police Thigh Holster
Survivors Handgun with Holster
Survivors Pump Action Shotgun
Subetan Passport
Unfortunate Cookie
Bland Gee Thanks Bear Plushie
Bandages
Suture Kit
Extra Strength Pain Pills
Professor New Magnetized Grooming Trimmer
Questionable Tagged Syringe
Grape Shot Shot
Lovingly Wrapped Butter Cookies
Nostalgic Cadogre Toy
Ebony Ornamented Fox Mask
The Lone Dancer in the Blue Tutu Print
Crazy Eights Deck
Lockwell Trinket Box
Aviator Glasses
Lucky Die
Cue Chalk
Bairin Simple Gold Ring
Warm Kumos Bed Beanbag
White Foxprints Sweater
Black Foxprints Sweater
Gray and White Snowflake Sweater
Winter Graves Sweater
Jacket of a Lost Explorer
Tidy Antique Grooming Set
Sneak Thief Pick Set
Carved Jade Chelon Trinket
Large Snowy Silk Shawl
Black Unlaced Combat Boots
White Parasol Bunny Toy
Survival Lone Red Rosebud
Ballerina Music Box
Bloodied Gray Handkerchief
Worn Bomber Jacket
Tattered and Toothy Bandana
Inspected Pastry Box
Battered Scrap of Paper
Folded Scrap of Paper
Unclutter Your Mind
Finding Light in the Dark
Whoa What Book
Doubled-Over Scrap of Paper
Ripped Scrap of Paper
Discarded Paper
Rules of Subeta
Anatomy: Descriptive and Applied
Creased Scrap of Paper
Book Package
2012 New Years Resolution Book
Delphi Vacationing
Fancy Garden Ticket
Spring Wedding Invitation
Cruise Ship Tickets
Honorable Mention Sticker
Rumpled Scrap of Paper
Ragged Scrap of Paper
Blood in the Night
Thin Scrap of Paper
Crumpled Paper
Professor New Magnetized Before-and-After Photos
Curled Scrap of Paper
Ruined Travel Guide
Bent-Cornered Scrap of Paper
Hastily Made 2013 Calendar
Dog-Eared Scrap of Paper
Zen and the Art of Robot Repair
Wrinkly Scrap of Paper
Shredded Scrap of Paper
Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved
Drawn in Chalk: A Crime Novel
Tattered Scrap of Paper
Torn Scrap of Paper
Choose Your Own Mystery
Crime Anthology
Atebus Penal Code
Dirty Scrap of Paper
Messy Scrap of Paper
Poorly Thought Out Apology Note
Crinkled Scrap of Paper
Rules of Subeta
Small Scrap of Paper
They Watched from the Trees
Split Scrap of Paper
The Eyes: A Mystery
2015: Out of Time
Sociology: Perspectives and People
The Horribly Bad Day!
Anthology of Horror
Secrets to a Happy Marriage
Mysterious Anthology
Recipes Through Generations
Unfinished Dessert
Pad Thai
Blue Raspberry Gummy Sharks
Holiday Cookie Gift Box
Sweet Pea Cookie Bits
Gingerbread Kumos Cookie
Ferzull Cookie Missing Left Ear
Stained Glass Cookie
Amazin Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
Frosted Cookie with Sprinkles
Pressed Cookie
Ferzull Cookie Missing Right Ear
Snowball Cookies
Thumbprint Cookie
Chocolate Peppermint Bark Cookie
Oatmeal Lace Cookies
Seven Whole Doughnuts
Raindrop Cookies
Chocolate Dipped Shortbread Cookies
Maple Leaf Cookies
Five Dot Cookie
One Dash Four Dot Cookie
Four Dash One Dot Cookie
Two Dash Three Dot Cookie
Two Dot Three Dash Cookie
Four Dot One Dash Cookie
Three Dot Two Dash Cookie
Five Dash Cookie
One Dot Four Dash Cookie
Three Dash Two Dot Cookie
Dot Dot Dash Pastry
Dash Dot Dot Dot Pastry
Dash Dot Dash Dot Pastry
Dash Dash Dot Dash Pastry
Dot Dash Dot Pastry
Cinnamon Roll Pancakes
Slice Of Glade Wedding Cake
Crumbly Mocha Treat
Candied Orange Slices
Double Chocolate Swirl Bonbon
Solid Milk Chocolate
Solid Dark Chocolate
Toffee-Filled Chocolate
Fancy Peanut Butter Cup
Pumpkin Scone
Brain Food
Fireside Leftovers Sandwich
Choc Chip Brownies
Brownies
Fourth Anniversary Eaten Chocolate Cupcake
Apple Cinnamon Cupcake
Pumpkin Spice Cupcake
Bubble Gum Lucky 7 Cupcake
Tandoori Chicken Naan Wrap
Plain Hummus and Pita Chips
Lumpia
Chicken and Beef Satays
Boba Shake
CLAW Energy Substitute
Breakneck Brew
Autumn Harvest Owl Ale
Weathered Sailors Flask
DRILLS Brand Energy Bar
Rift Fruit Bar
Fishy Snack Mix
Double Chocolate Crag Bar
Blueberry Muffin Crag Bar
Peanut Butter Crag Bar
Chocolate Mint Crag Bar
Strawberry Shortcake Crag Bar
Chocolatey Hiking Trail Mix
Fruity Hiking Trail Mix
Nutty Hiking Trail Mix
Muscat Chocofruit Gummies
Cherry Chocofruit Gummies
Orange Chocofruit Gummies
Apple Chocofruit Gummies
Blueberry Chocofruit Gummies
Strawberry Chocofruit Gummies
Grape Chocofruit Gummies
Peach Chocofruit Gummies
Fiery Cinnamon Dots
Token Hard Candy
Assorted Gummy Dire Worms
Black Licorice Gummy Sharks
Licorice Snobat
Plain Snobat
Cherry Snobat
Banana Snobat
Orange Snobat
Strawberry Snobat
Blueberry Snobat
Apple Snobat
Grape Snobat
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
Fortune Cookie
Suspicious Pre-Packaged Chicken Sandwich
Luminaire Candy Tin
Fruit Candy Five-Pack
Festive Blue Firework Cookie
Cloud Nine Cookie
Sunset Cloud Nine Cookie
Stormy Cloud Nine Cookie
Nine Glazed Chocolate Doughnut Holes
Nine Sugared Doughnut Holes
Nine Cinnamon Sugar Doughnut Holes
Nine Glazed Doughnut Holes
Almond Brittle
Milk Caramel
Kitty Anniversary Cupcake
Cloud Nine Anniversary Cupcake
Sugar Sprinkled Croissant
Croissant
Interestingly-Shaped Long John Doughnut
Cookie-Swirled Brownies
Sugar Dusted Jelly Doughnut
Pumpkin Doughnut
Faintly Sugared Doughnut
Stylized Creme-Filled Doughnut
Sprinkles-and-Frosting Doughnut
Stylishly-Frosted Doughnut
Special Order Coffee
Velvet Whiskey with a Teal Bag
Velvet Whiskey with a Red Bag
Lemon Quick Energy Bar
Crisp Apple Quick Energy Bar
Grape Quick Energy Bar
Sour Apple Quick Energy Bar
Raspberry Quick Energy Bar
Coconut Quick Energy Bar
Blueberry Quick Energy Bar
Black Skull Morostide Candy Coin
Black Cat Morostide Candy Coin
Bat Printed Foil Wrapped Chocolate Ball
Bat Flavored Gummy Bat
Fancy Coffee Cake
White Chocolate Jazzies
Dark Chocolate Jazzies
Milk Chocolate Jazzies
Box of Raisins
Coffee Milk
Plain Tortilla Chips
Corn Tortilla Chips
Spiced Tortilla Chips
Cheese Tortilla Chips
Bag of Chips
Carrot-Flavored Potato Chips
Chinese Take-Out
Red Food Pack
Orange Food Pack
Yellow Food Pack
Green Food Pack
Blue Food Pack
Purple Food Pack
Mocha
Bowl of Cereal
Hikei Halos Cereal
Linkem Wheats Cereal
Cinna-Blob Cereal
Bolt Nuts Cereal
Krunchy Keith-Os Cereal
Defect-Os Cereal
Banana Cereal
Berry Cereal
Chocolate Cereal
Strawberry Cereal
Cereal
Debil-Os