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Zurg has a minion!

Warp the Dark Matter

Zurg
Legacy Name: Zurg

The

Darkmatter Velosotor
Owner:

Lisaoak

Age: 13 years, 5 months, 2 weeks

Born: November 6th, 2010

Adopted: 13 years, 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: November 6th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 6
Strength: 15
Defense: 15
Speed: 16
Health: 16
HP: 16/16
Intelligence: 2
Books Read: 2
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

(Overlay by

Lisaoak)Evil Emperor Zurg, Sworn Enemy of the Galactic Alliance and Over all Bad Guy.

The ultimate force of evil in the galaxy, terrifying tyrant Emperor Zurg is unswerving in his quest to destroy his enemy, Buzz Lightyear. Right after his mid-day Snack.

"Scramble the hornets! Bring out the tanks! Get Darkmatter, we have an intruder on the grounds! It's Lightyear, I can feel the chill in my spine, my nemesis is near!

...What?...Well then, who is it Grub?

....They have girl scouts on Planet Z now. Huh, must have expanded the travel radius. Get me a box of their peanut butter stuffers and then condemn them to eternity in my dungeon...No dungeon?

What? Buzz Lightyear came to rescue the girl scouts from my torture chamber? Excellent! Fire the plasma beam! Shoot him out of the sky!...Why isn't my plasma beam firing?!...I suppose, in retrospect, it wasn't that smart to power my plasma beam on the rarest mineral in the galaxy.

What? He already freed the the girl scouts?!...Well did you at least get me my cookies?...ARGH!

CURSE YOU BUZZ LIGHTYEEEEEEAR!"