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Jordan
The Darkmatter Wyllop
Owner: MONSTER
Age: 13 years, 3 weeks, 5 days
Born: March 1st, 2011
Adopted: 3 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: August 4th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 12
- Speed: 10
- Health: 11
- HP: 11/11
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Jordan Kang
Age: 27 years old
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Ethnicity: Korean-American
Occupation: Janitor
MBTI Type: ESTP-T
Theme: Hazard
Distort (v)
give a misleading or false account or impression of.
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Honesty is always the best policy, right?
"Don't be an idiot Jordan, just tell us where the body is, and this will go a helluva lot easier for all of us."
"But I didn't kill her, I swear!"
Liar.
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I don't want to talk to him, so can't this guy take no for an answer?!
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