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Jordan


The Darkmatter Wyllop
Owner: MONSTER

Age: 13 years, 3 weeks, 5 days

Born: March 1st, 2011

Adopted: 3 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: August 4th, 2020

Statistics


  • Level: 4
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 12
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 11
     
  • HP: 11/11
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Jordan Kang

Age: 27 years old
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Ethnicity: Korean-American
Occupation: Janitor
MBTI Type: ESTP-T
Theme: Hazard

Distort (v)
give a misleading or false account or impression of.

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Honesty is always the best policy, right?

"Don't be an idiot Jordan, just tell us where the body is, and this will go a helluva lot easier for all of us."

"But I didn't kill her, I swear!"

Liar.

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I don't want to talk to him, so can't this guy take no for an answer?!

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art by: tim

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