Archimedes has a minion!

Merlin the Old Wizzurd

Oh, man will fly all right. Just like a rock.

Whoo says I'm grouchy? Whoo? Whoo? I suppose when someone awakens you from a long, delicious nap with clanking and banging you just put on a smile and strut into the room? Well sir, I am not full of sunshine and laughter. Not this early, never this early. It's hopeless going back to sleep with all that grinding and sawing, I can't, I won't, HMPH! Oh will you quiet down Merlin! I can hardly think! This is what the afternoon is for Merlin, not the morning. Oh gullyfluff! It's hopeless. Grouchy, hmph! How am I supposed to teach the boy to fly in this condition? How am I supposed to teach the boy how to fly at all? He is a boy Merlin, a wingless creature. He has fingers if you haven't noticed and those will not suffice, no, no not at all. Tea, will help my mind awaken, yes, yes please pour me a cup. No, no only 1 teaspoon
of sugar Merlin...

Boy, boy, are you watching? Yes, yes, the guards will catch you if something goes wrong. Oh dear take off that crown, it's of no use up here. Put your arms out like this, yes that's right. Oh, man will fly all right, just like a rock. Now when you lean forward on the ledge, crouch, then spring forward and when you have started to descend remember boy, remember to flap your arms! No, no like this. On the count of three; one, two, three, spring! Oh dear, oh dear, I told Merlin it wouldn't work, men are not meant to fly, no, no never. Flying is a delicate art, purely aesthetic, poetry of motion. As if man knew anything of that, hmph! Boy are you all right, nothing broken I hope? Again? Oh pinfeathers, I suppose, I suppose...

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