Information
Festus
Legacy Name: Festus
The Glacier Wyllop
Owner: Cartoonival
Age: 13 years, 2 weeks, 3 days
Born: April 9th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 5 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: November 11th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Oh. You want to know about me? ...Well, there ain't much to tell.
I used to run in a gang. Well, two of 'em, actually. It's a little complicated, but just 'cause I was playin' 'em against each other don't make me a rat! I was just maxermizin' my opportunities, that makes me an ant-re-panewer! Anyways, I mostly just ran shipments of stolen goods for the two.
Never thought I'd be the one to get double-crossed... but some little birdie started singin', and my number came up. I was out on the town one night, mindin' my own business- upstanding, innocent, respectable business, might I add. (Regardless what anyone says otherwise, I was not caught with my pants down at the local bordello!)
Anyways where was I? Oh yeah. One of th' bosses finds out I been skimmin' a little off the top, then WHAM! I find myself trussed up and beat somethin' fierce, then roped to an anchor and tossed off the docks. You can kinda guess what happened after that.
Pet Treasure
Suave Classic Fedora
Ocean Cologne
Fish Heads
Crazy Eights Deck
Bucket of Polar Water
Whiskey Sour
Something Fishy Sticker
Baked Fish Heads in a Basket
Pile of Dead Fish
Coiled Rope
Piraticorian Anchor
Sailors Warning
Sailors Delight