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Festus
Legacy Name: Festus

The

Glacier Wyllop
Owner: Cartoonival

Age: 14 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: April 9th, 2011

Adopted: 14 years, 4 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: November 11th, 2011

Statistics

Level: 1
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

I know why you're here. Well forget it pal, I ain't talkin'. Festus ain't no snitch see, so you can just-

Oh. You want to know about me? ...Well, there ain't much to tell.

I used to run in a gang. Well, two of 'em, actually. It's a little complicated, but just 'cause I was playin' 'em against each other don't make me a rat! I was just maxermizin' my opportunities, that makes me an ant-re-panewer! Anyways, I mostly just ran shipments of stolen goods for the two.

Never thought I'd be the one to get double-crossed... but some little birdie started singin', and my number came up. I was out on the town one night, mindin' my own business- upstanding, innocent, respectable business, might I add. (Regardless what anyone says otherwise, I was not caught with my pants down at the local bordello!)

Anyways where was I? Oh yeah. One of th' bosses finds out I been skimmin' a little off the top, then WHAM! I find myself trussed up and beat somethin' fierce, then roped to an anchor and tossed off the docks. You can kinda guess what happened after that.