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Minions has a minion!

Pawseable the Fishdog

Minions
Legacy Name: Minions

The

Steamwork Ontra
Owner:

Meowstic

Age: 14 years, 9 months, 4 weeks

Born: May 19th, 2011

Adopted: 12 years, 2 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: January 15th, 2014

Statistics

Level: 20
Strength: 24
Defense: 19
Speed: 14
Health: 12
HP: 16/12
Intelligence: 6
Books Read: 5
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Patty Flipper

⚙️ Minion — The Steamwork First Mate

Species: Cream Ontra Title: The Not-So-Evil Overlord of Cuteness Birthday: May 19th, 2011

Once mistaken for a world-conquering mastermind due to her dramatic name, Minion is in fact a bubbly beach baby with a heart made of cotton candy and seafoam. She’s happiest when floating belly-up on a warm tide pool, snacking on sea grapes, and declaring very serious things like:

“This shell is now a royal artifact. All who touch it must give me snacks.”

Although she only has one brain cell (and it’s usually napping), Minion makes up for it with strength, enthusiasm, and an unrelenting hug initiative. Her favourite hobby is organizing “mandatory relaxation time,” where everyone must wear flower crowns and listen to wave sounds.

She believes that every good plan starts with giggles, continues with snacks, and ends with a nap.

Known For: • Collecting shiny rocks and naming them • Tackling her friends in overzealous hugs • Starting beach dance parties with no music • Speaking in the third person for dramatic flair Catchphrase: “Minion shall rule this beach! …Right after snack time.”

Before the Sea

Once, there was a small Cream Ontra pup named Minion, splashing and laughing by the riverside. Her best friend was a little Kerubi named CrystalBones. While Crystal carefully collected seashells, Minion rolled gleefully in the sand. Crystal dreamed of horizons beyond the shore, while Minion only wanted to play. Together, they were unstoppable — two silly hearts chasing the tide.

But Minion remembers the moment Crystal changed. She remembers the day her best friend left for the sea, and the day she returned — shimmering like glass, fragile yet powerful, forever different. Minion feared she might lose her friend to the ocean’s depths.

“The Storm,” as told by Minion

“AND THEN,” Minion roars, steam puffing theatrically from her gears, “the sky split open like a shattered seashell! The waves crashed, thunder roared, and suddenly — from the abyss — a LEVIATHAN rose!”

Her paws stretch wide, nearly toppling a seashell crown. “Its jaws were wide enough to swallow an island, its eyes glittered like cursed treasure, and the tentacles — oh, don’t get Minion started on the tentacles! The beast dragged Minion down, down into the dark where no bubble ever returns! But Minion — brave, bold, beautiful Minion — wrestled the monster herself! She punched it right in the nose, called it a ‘slimy ship-wrecker,’ and shouted: Not today, calamari!”

“Minion,” CrystalBones interrupts sharply, her crystalline tail flicking.

“…Yes, Captain?”

“It was a juvenile Leviathan,” she says dryly.

Minion gasps, scandalized. “JUVENILE? Captain, that beast was the Sea King, the Dread of the Depths, the Kraken of Krakens! It had TEETH like daggers and a roar that rattled Minion’s very bones!”

Crystal narrows her eyes. “It sneezed when you bit it.”

Minion beams proudly. “Exactly! Minion struck fear into the heart of a Leviathan! That’s what good First Mates do.”

Crystal groans, muttering something about “mutinous storytellers.”

After the Storm

Whatever the truth, Minion remembers waking not as Cream, but as Steamwork. Bronze-plated, gear-whirring, eyes glowing like lanterns in the fog — and still as dramatic and bubbly as ever.

Now Minion sails proudly as First Mate: spinning tall tales, making awful puns, and occasionally remembering to swab the deck. She insists she’s the “Overlord of Cuteness,” but everyone knows she is the heart that keeps her captain laughing, even in the roughest seas.

“Crystal may break, Minion may rust,” she says, “but we’ll always tide together!”

Crystal groans again. “...Minion, that pun was awful.”

“Thank you, Captain! Minion tries.”