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Minion the Bouncer
Deerface
Legacy Name: Deerface
The
Sun OntraOwner:
MisscheyenneAge: 12 years, 10 months, 3 weeks
Born: June 3rd, 2011
Adopted: 6 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: August 30th, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 19
- Strength: 48
- Defense: 47
- Speed: 31
- Health: 47
- HP: 47/47
- Intelligence: 42
- Books Read: 39
- Food Eaten: 1
- Job: Private Shopper
He can fluently speak Russian...in French...in deer.
He once visited a psychic...to tell her her future.
He's counted to infinity...twice.
When he swims, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Deerfaced.
He almost broke the land speed record in 2010, popular opinion amongst spectators was that his antlers caused to much wind resistance. He would have trimmed them... No...no he wouldn’t have.
Play him in chess, and he'll defeat you with a single pawn.
He was once bitten by a cobra. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rome would have been built in a day...if only they had followed his blueprints correctly.
People hang on to his every word, even those he has not spoken.
He can beat you in a fencing match blindfolded...with both forelegs tied behind his back.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
His antlers won "Best in Show" at Westminster.
When he dices onions, they cry.
He has visited Avalon, El Dorado, Shangri-La, and R'lyeh.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
He can beat Ninja Gaiden on the hardest difficulty...without dying once.
HE IS THE MOST INTERESTING DEER IN THE WORLD.
Beautiful overlay by Revska.
Pet Treasure
Trumpet