Erotes has a minion!

the Dawnfluff


The Angel Archan
Owner: Johnny

Age: 7 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: June 14th, 2011

Adopted: 1 year, 5 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: December 14th, 2017

Pet Spotlight Winner
December 5th, 2018


  • Level: 10
  • Strength: 20
  • Defense: 18
  • Speed: 20
  • Health: 20
  • HP: 20/20
  • Intelligence: 6
  • Books Read: 6
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Unemployed

"Girls who see him kinda follow him back home
Cause he is Eros and he's Apollo"

How far could a God fall?
Erotes had pondered that question that many times, especially during moments such as this, when he was idly tapping his phone. But necessity was a powerful motivator in moments like this. He would prefer his work in days of old though. Such emotions back then were much more filling, and the task genuinely noble and grand. Nowadays, the polar opposite was all he could manage.

Sitting in the bare one-room apartment, the man sighed, leaning back in a worn wooden chair. The simple bed behind him matched the other pieces of faded wood furniture, the only plastic items in the room present by necessity. He hated the stuff, having grown up with stone, wood, and metal furnishings for centuries.
But now it was all artificial, much like the barely noticeable love that drifted through the air.
As the son of Aphrodite, he had once embraced his divine duty with an eager heart. Weaving two lives together and seeing the relationship blossom had been his charge, and he dove in happily. For a time, that had been enough. Couples courted and fell in love, in the manners for each culture of the time.
And yet slowly, it began to wane throughout the lands. Love used to fill the air, the paintings, the sculptures, every stone laid in the street; but now it was so sparse as to be washed away with every rainstorm, sent into the gutters of the sewer system.
When had the decline started? The classical era? The industrial revolution? Erotes couldn’t recall. What he did know, was that the emotion of breaking hearts was at least sufficient to survive on. It was a far cry from playing ‘cupid’, as it was known today, but it was enough.

His blue eyes narrowed, recalling the day he had confronted his mother and the other pantheon beings about his plight. Even though his brothers supported him, Erotes’ concerns were waved aside by the other Gods.
To their credit, he hadn’t expected much else.
He had something that would surprise them however. It had been a simple matter to decide of course. Continue working for nothing, growing weaker on the lack of love in the world, or renounce his wings to walk among mortals for a lesser price.
He had shorn off his wings that very moment, and he had walked out never to return.
And now, here he sat.
It had been fairly simple to learn how to design a method for his survival in the modern age; a dating app on a new model of phone. The devices had spread everywhere, and so it was a perfect carrier. With his mortal needs such as money met, he could focus on keeping his demi-god side satisfied.

He smirked sadly, tapping another few areas of his phone. With the world lacking in love, it was so simple to play into other’s interests.
The emotion when he rejected them was enough for him to survive on. Breaking hearts were sour and barely full; but survive he could.Barely.

The demi-god opened up another application, this one an offshoot of the simple dating app he had created. A small icon flashed softly.
‘Fifty-thousands users downloaded.’
This was a more in-depth option of the app, still not completed. Even so, that many people were interested in it. At least some individuals finding that forging a relationship other than just the point-and-click methods appealing.
Perhaps, in time, he could rekindle his old methods. And even further, perhaps there was still enough love in this world to ignite a fire and have it spread.

writing by Frode
art by mayotoasti
profile by Johnny

background from ohpopsi

Pet Treasure

Sweetheart Potion

Bottled Antilovirus

Hoppy Survival Postcard

Overly Romantic Card

True Love Candy Heart Cookie

XOXO Candy Heart Cookie

Love You Candy Heart Cookie

Kiss Me Candy Heart Cookie

Drizzled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Luscious Cherry Dipped Strawberries

Black Corset Cookie

Pink Lingerie Cookie

Pink Fresh Rose Bouquet

Darling Poetry

Fans Self Sticker

Mighty Fine Booty Sticker

Raspberry Candy Pane Cookie

Lemon Candy Pane Cookie

Extra Extra Extra Sugary Sugar

Melted Candy Heart Sauce

Ovaries Explosion Sticker

Be Mine Candy Heart Cookie

Pink Assorted Box of Chocolates

Red Assorted Box of Chocolates

Candy Eros Wings

Passion Eros Wings

Rose Macarons

Cassis Macarons

Fancy Love Sticker

Double Heart Sticker

Hot Kiss Sticker

Sealed with a Kiss

Lovey Sugar Cookie

Love Loaf


Strawberry Chocolate Heart Cookie

Pink Candy Coated Cake Pop

Red Candy Coated Cake Pop

Blushing Monkey Figurine

Blushing Octo Figurine

Long Lilac Sash

Long Lilac Patterned Sash

Heaven Eros Wings

Lust Eros Wings

Gay Road Sign

Straight Road Sign

Arrow of Eros

Fireside Bow

Love Scented Perfume Bottle

Red Peony

Unlucky Feli Figurine

Lucky Feli Figurine

Preserved Lace Flower Crown

Heart Warming Soup

Hearts Zombie Doll

Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie

Heart on a Leash

Virus Heart Sticker

Mutated Heart

Black Hearty Sticker

Banshee Kiss

Banshee Chilling Gaze

Female Zombie Minion

Male Zombie Minion

Dead Yellow Spider Chrysanthemum

Dead Red Spider Chrysanthemum

Dying Purple Flower

Dying Yellow Flower

Dying Blue Flower

Dying White Flower

Dying Flower

Dead Spider Chrysanthemum

Dying Sunflower

Dying Pink Hydrangea

Dying Hydrangea

Dying Purple Hydrangea

Dying Blue Hydrangea

Dead Nightshade

Infected Blob Kitty


Rotten Lens


Spurned Zombie Love

Never Heart Cookie

Bleeding Ghost Heart Jelly

Bleeding Heart Jelly

Bleeding Black Heart Jelly

Emotional Nail Polish

Bitter Heart Charm

Brokenhearted Kitty

Crackling Tempest Marble

Lightning Cloud Model

Woeful Mourning Spirit

Sentimental Mourning Spirit



Sad Left Chest Scar Doll

Grief Rag Doll



Curious Bottle of Black Smoke

Bottled Angst

Bottled Hatred

Ebilest Blob Doll

Pet Friends