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Bard of Rage
Legacy Name: Bard of Rage


The Blacklight Terracoon
Owner: newzap

Age: 12 years, 10 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 2nd, 2011

Adopted: 10 years, 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: December 1st, 2013

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


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Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. And the world is looking mighty fine from where you're standing.

You love your friends. Every single one of them. You loved them when you were a tiny grub, and you still love them now. They're all your best friends, though you consider one of them to be your BEST BEST FRIEND. Life is beautiful.

Okay, well, maybe not. You've changed a lot since you were younger, and even moreso during the game. For one, you were forcefully taken off of the drug that SUPPRESSED THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS that speak in your head. This ended BADLY, and resulted in the death of two of your friends. But it's okay, it's cool, nobody hates you for it.

...Except danged near everybody, but you keep contact with them as MINIMAL AS POSSIBLE, to prevent any more unnecessary deaths. You know how absurdly unstable you are, and you have CONFLICTED FEELINGS about it. You choose not to tell anyone about it; things are already as bad as they are with you just EXISTING. But you're used to it. You've HIDDEN YOURSELF successfully for two long years. Why not keep hiding? It's easier that way.

There's only one person that doesn't hate you, and he is the KNIGHT OF BLOOD. Your whole life, he has rejected and shouted at you time and time again, saying that he HATES you and he thinks you are ANNOYING and RETARDED. Times have since changed, and he's resigned himself to be your MOIRAIL. You're glad he finally saw the light.

On the other hand, you're not so glad to know that the KNIGHT OF TIME hangs around him as well. He hangs around all the places. You would just like to see him hang. You've never really gotten over his INSULTS TO YOUR RELIGION, and though you've stopped murdering people, you would make a nice, joyful exception for him...

Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and the way you type can be rather discomforting. YOU FLUCTUATE BETWEEN MOTHERF-CKING TONES. You fluctuate a lot, and repeat yourself a lot.

Originally coded by: dreamsky
Edited by: User not found: likkian
Character by Andrew Hussie
Pixel art by Zynchilada

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