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Fez has a minion!

Ood the Spacetime Steward

Fez
Legacy Name: Fez

The

Chibi Bhakoru
Owner: potionvibes

Age: 14 years, 8 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 2nd, 2011

Adopted: 14 years, 7 months, 2 days ago

Adopted: August 16th, 2011

Statistics

Level: 65
Strength: 172
Defense: 70
Speed: 65
Health: 67
HP: 65/67
Intelligence: 3
Books Read: 3
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Hello! I'm the Doctor. Now, a lot of people have asked me how I've managed to look so cool. Well, not actually a lot of people, and they didn't use the word "cool." Or any of the other words because no one has ever asked me that at all, but if they had asked me, I would have answered with one word: my clothes. Especially the bow-tie, and a fez sometimes, which in fairness is several words, but that's because I'm excited! Yes! Excited! Today, for Children in Need, I am giving the clothes off my back!

My jacket. Unique in the universe, made of infinity tweed. If this jacket is hit by any kind of bullet or laser beam or even a triple-enfolding quantum-strength ninja star - it would be completely ruined, so please be careful with it.

My bow-tie. Bow-ties are, and always will be, cool.

My shirt. Looks like an ordinary shirt. Feels like an ordinary shirt. Is, in fact, an ordinary shirt.

My trousers. Not just any old trousers, HYPER-trousers. Very similar to normal trousers, but with the word "hyper" in front.

My boots. One. Two. Three. Ahh, Time Lords. We're full of surprises.

Now, if any of you would like to bid for these completely unique items of clothing, the url is appearing on your screens right now.

No, no don't worry. These aren't my real clothes. These are hologram clothes. Please don't touch the red button on your remote or they might just disappear.