Apple Scruff the Festively Glowing Holiday Rogue Cow
The Common Experiment #104
Age: 8 years, 11 months, 1 week
Born: August 3rd, 2011
Adopted: 1 year, 6 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: December 21st, 2018
- Level: 91
- Strength: 166
- Defense: 15
- Speed: 9
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 427
- Books Read: 420
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Hotel Chain Owner
RingoThe Common Experiment #104
Birthday: February 11
Blood Type: O
I like chocolate, strawberries, cats, reading, sewing, and music. And hugs. And gifts. And pretty much whatever. ;P**Wait... Is this part supposed to be about the pet or me??
about meThis part is about the pet Ringo. Not the user Ringo. At least, I think it is...???
Hello there. My name is Ringo. Well, not that Ringo, the other Ringo. Other, other Ringo? Whatever. I like to think of myself as the fifth Beatle. I was there you know, from the very beginning. Don't believe me? Take a look at these photos! Solid gold these are.
Yup! That's me and the band!
What do you mean impossible? That's me! With The Beatles. You're just jealous.
Ringo: Whatever. That's just you photo bombing old pictures of the Beatles. They're photoshopped even! Not the worst job, but seriously?
Ringo: Definitely not of your photoshopping skills. That's even the same image of you each time!
Maybe that's just my good side.
Ringo: So, you're saying that you met Ed Sullivan.
Ringo: What did he look like?
Hey! It's true! I was there all those times! How do you think they got that hat up above that door? That's pretty high you know.
Ringo: Apparently so are you… So, what, a ladder right?
No! I flew it up there with these awesome sauce wings of mine!
Ringo: I've never even seen you fly. Just kinda, roll....
I can to fly! When I want to... But I REALLY was there with the band! Ed Sullivan, Sgt. Pepper's, Abby Road…
Ringo: Have you even been to England?
I'm a digital image that exists on the internet. I can go wherever I want.
Oh! And don't forget to check out my Apple Scruff gallery. Those guys were the best! I even wrote a song about them once.
Copyrights and Credit
Profile design, code, and story by me | Images of The Beatles © Apple Corps Ltd. | All images used with permission | I origionally created this profile back in 2015 for a user profile for myself. Recycling is good for the enviroment. :)
Glossary of Terms for the UninitiatedApple Scruffs Were a loosely-knit group of hardcore Beatles fans who were known for congregating outside the Apple Corps building and at the gates of Abbey Road Studios in London during the waning days of Beatlemania, in the hope of seeing or interacting with one of the band members.
Fifth Beatle Is an informal title that has been applied to people who were at one point a member of the Beatles or who had a strong association with John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.Awesome-sauce The essence of awesomeness. Liquid Awesome. Also tastes good with fries.
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