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Poop has a minion!

Crap the Sad Toilet Paper




Poop
Legacy Name: Poop


The Glade Jollin
Owner: Rude

Age: 14 years, 5 months, 1 week

Born: October 8th, 2011

Adopted: 14 years, 5 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: October 8th, 2011

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 12
     
  • Defense: 18
     
  • Speed: 13
     
  • Health: 12
     
  • HP: 12/12
     
  • Intelligence: 13
     
  • Books Read: 13
  • Food Eaten: 51
  • Job: Unemployed


Oh shit...
That urge.. That urge to run.. the pressure is building. Unbearable. Do you have time to run for your phone? Is it even charged?! Will you make it? You sprint toward the door but it's closed. You scream. You must hurry! Hours pass, or so it seems, and the door finally opens. You shove past like you're running for a touchdown. The roll is empty.. You frantically search for a new roll. Your hand touches something soft. A pile of spiders? You recoil, clenching your cheeks in despair. You search again, the roll is found. You sit with purpose. Your pants are still on. You stand, tears fill your eyes. You remove your pants and sit back down with the force of a meteor. A sigh of relief. I made it. Now the urge has gone. Your legs tremble. Your eye twitches. The deception.. The betrayal.. How did it come to this? You look up. A small fox smirks out from the darkness in the corner of the bathroom.

Poop strikes again.

Pet Treasure


Brown Eye Head Bow

Woodle Game Phone

Glade Jollin Beanbag

Chocolate Shot Cake

Booty Picker

Butthead Conversation Heart Beanbag

Poo Earrings

Poop Troll

Bamboo Toilet Roll

Recycled Toilet Roll

Chocolate Coated Eggplant

Chocolate Dipped Leaf

Party Pooper

Green Soft Toilet Roll

Blue Soft Toilet Roll

Pink Soft Toilet Roll

Yellow Soft Toilet Roll

Twilight Toilet Paper

Bloodred Toilet Paper

Darkmatter Toilet Paper

Poop Toilet Paper

Lilac Toilet Paper

Dusk Toilet Paper

Field Toilet Paper

Dawn Toilet Paper

Common Toilet Paper

Angelic Toilet Paper

Scientist Toilet Paper

Sad Toilet Paper

Poopy Soft Serve

Mint Poopy Soft Serve

Chocolate Chip Poopy Soft Serve

White Chocolate Poopy Soft Serve

Johnny

Spotless Toilet

Scum Toilet

Silver Toilet

Gold Toilet

Pink Toilet

Plunger of DOOM

Toilet Plunger

Plungerlight

Watermelon Subreze

Lavender Subreze

Darkmatter Subreze

Mystery Subreze

Forest Fresh Subreze

Lemon Subreze

Orange Subreze

Cinnamon Subreze

Apple Subreze

Green Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Blue Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Turquoise Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Orange Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Red Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Pink Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Purple Tangerine Keyboard Phone

White Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Black Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Turquoise Tangerine Touchphone

Blue Tangerine Touchphone

Green Tangerine Touchphone

Orange Tangerine Touchphone

Red Tangerine Touchphone

Pink Tangerine Touchphone

Purple Tangerine Touchphone

White Tangerine Touchphone

Black Tangerine Touchphone

Turquoise Tangerine Smartphone

Blue Tangerine Smartphone

Green Tangerine Smartphone

Orange Tangerine Smartphone

Red Tangerine Smartphone

Pink Tangerine Smartphone

Purple Tangerine Smartphone

White Tangerine Smartphone

Black Tangerine Smartphone

Hobo Laptop

Poopy Coop Book

No One Poops But You

Charlie Air Freshener

Glade Jollin Plushie

Montre Air Freshener

Ghostly Air Freshener

Bizarre Pooquine

Dungus Beetle

Stinker Bomb

Petrified Turd

Guano

Jelly Bean Poopin Reindeer

Pooty-Toots

Wutisthatsmell

Pile of Intestines with Googly Eyes

Oozy Intestines

Intestines Beanbag

Harvested Length of Intestine

Intestine Pile Present

Anatomically Correct Large Intestine Plushie

Popped Dinkle Berries Beanbag

Crappy Plushie

I Farted Conversation Heart Beanbag

Turds Conversation Heart Beanbag

Toilet Beanbag

Turd Lucky Slot Plushie

Poopile Snowball

Poo Hat

Compoonion Socks

Poo Pile

U Smell Funny Sticker

Pirate Booty Sticker

Emo Bubble Poopy

Mighty Fine Booty Sticker

Stink Bomb Sticker

Gluteus Fruit

U Smell Candy Heart

Poopkin

Kitty Litter Cereal

Turd Ducken

Poopy Peanut Butter

Poop on the Cob

Poopy Hors dOeuvre

Poop Filled Pastry Sandwich

Chocolate Cream Puff

Chocolate Smooches

Chunky Diarrhea Notdog

Diarrhea Un-dae

Chocolate Gummy Stomach

Leakage Un-dae

Poo-Filled Brainy Eclairs

Poop Filling Cannoli

Dung Fruit

Poo Iced Doughnut

Poop Taffy

Turd Custard Pastry Twist

Poop Pop

Milk Chocolate Ball

Poop Jelly Pastry

Poop Chocolate Coated Pretzel Stick

Turd Sauce with Fried Fingers

Turd Sauce with Fried Ear Rings

Turd Sauce with Fried Eyeballs

Grilled Poo and Cheese Appetizer

Fart Zombie Cotton Candy

Poop Crunchy Bone Candy

Dinkle Berries

Stinky Dust

Poop Lip Gloss

Pooflower

Fart Gas in a Jar

Bottled Stinker Acid

Chocolate Stylist Shampoo

You Smell Funny Shirt

Dirty Minion Litter Box

Clean Minion Litter Box

Pookerchief

Poo Beltcluster

Pet Friends


Pee
♥️

Bowel

Dung