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Lucky the Boppy
Smexy
Legacy Name: Smexy
The
Common Experiment #8001Owner:
DarmegAge: 12 years, 5 months, 4 weeks
Born: November 13th, 2011
Adopted: 9 years, 8 months ago
Adopted: September 10th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 13
- Defense: 18
- Speed: 10
- Health: 1
- HP: 10/1
- Intelligence: 8
- Books Read: 8
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Cleaning Crew
"Women, on average, tend to be more attracted to men who are taller than they are, display a high-degree of facial symmetry, masculine facial dimorphism, and who have broad shoulders, a relatively narrow waist and V-shaped torso..."
Sure I don't fit the description but isn't because I'm a snake? I have this perfect slick body for getting into those tight places. If you look at my scales closely, they would look so wet and lustrous, so why don't you just touch me? I feel like that new leather jacket that you've been, oh so dying for. I just feel so smooth I'm sure you'll love me forever.
I'm the kind of person everyone wants. After all my I.Q. is 120. Smexy is what I am and if you don't like it, then you have no tastes. Now please, leave me alone while I continue to read this book "The One".