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Caerbannog has a minion!

Tim the Old Wizzurd




Caerbannog
Legacy Name: Caerbannog


The Custom Bloodred Kanis
Owner: Kalkatak

Age: 10 years, 2 months

Born: February 6th, 2016

Adopted: 10 years, 2 months ago

Adopted: February 6th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 374
     
  • Strength: 930
     
  • Defense: 578
     
  • Speed: 942
     
  • Health: 935
     
  • HP: 935/935
     
  • Intelligence: 270
     
  • Books Read: 270
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Battle Master


Minion

“That’s no ordinary rabbit!”


Title

Monster Guard of the Cave

Species

Rabbit

Height

16"

Weight

3.9lb

Weaponry

Nasty, big, pointy teeth

Liketh

Bones, headless knights, caves, and batty old enchanters

Hateth

Grenades, knights with heads still attached, and counting (particularly to three)

Quest

To sow cowardice into the hearts of knights everywhere

Favourite Colour

Blood Red

“.. the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!”


Notes to self


Caerbannog, after suffering the first defeat of his life to Arthur and his stupid pack of knights, is now training as an underground gladiator; kicking butts and earning cash to finance his training against those dreaded grenades. He speaks in old english-ish (may need to consult sources to 'translate' to this) and frequently goes into blood frenzies during battle.

Accompanying him (though unwillingly) is the old enchanter known as 'Tim'. Tim is responsible for making sure Caerbannog is fed regularly, and generously. He does this mainly due to the belief that Caerbannog will eat him if he doesn't, a belief that Caerbannog encourages. He also makes pretty explosions whenever Caerbannog wins a fight (again somewhat unwillingly).

“That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide; it’s a killer!”


Note to Self


Of particular note in Caerbannog's practice sessions are his matches against Buttwing Bomber, being a fellow rabbit (of sorts) and having experience in the wielding of grenades Caerbannog finds training against him most informative, and keeps careful records of his experiences. Whether Buttwing Bomber miraculously survives each training session or Subeta maintains an army of clones is yet to be determined, and Caerbannog doesn't really mind which is the case.

Caerbannog's primary goal is to one day face, and defeat Paramnesia Buttwing Bomber, who is said to wield grenades more powerful than the Grenade of Antioch itself.

Character of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog originally from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, inspired in turn by a façade on the cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris, depicting a knight running from a rabbit in cowardice.
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Overlay of mine glorious self by the wonderful Morse, various screenshots/stills from Villains Wiki.

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Skull

Dragarth Skull Faceguard

Goohund Skull

Gourd Witch Bat Flower Skull

Gourd Witch Pumpkin Flower Skull

Gourd Witch Rose Skull

Gourd Witch Skull

Gourd Witch Spider Lily Skull

Jabbering Skull

Kumos Skull Faceguard

Mysterious Skull

Magical Bone

Grave Reminder

Skitin Skull

Gourd Witch Spider Lily Small Skulls

Bone Headdress

Gourd Witch Small Skulls

Unnervingly Cheery Skull

Devonti Skull

Feli Skull

Bhakoru Skull

Fester Skull

Rreign Skull

Qrykee Skull

Aurora Blossom-Covered Skull

Succulent-Covered Skull

Gourd Witch Bone Chimes

Gourd Witch Rose Small Skulls

Bone Boomerang

Skulle

Bone Necklace

Mittle

Sir Skittleton

Play Blocks Skelly Doll

Sitting Skelly Doll

Gourd Witch Bat Flower Small Skulls

Ghostly Skelly Doll

Silly Skelly Doll

PyreIron Skull-Cap

Skeletal Octopus

Skull Matter

Gate Keeper Bone Helm

Pile of Ribs

Disturbed Gravesite

Omen New Era Witch Doctor Skull

Skeletal Spider

Delicious Femur

Skeletal Scorpion

Bonesy Signature Piercings

Steiny

Skeletal Centipede

Gourd Witch Pumpkin Flower Small Skulls

Strange Carved Crystal Skull

Lost Man

Master Jaxon Skellys Skeletal Staff

Bones

Fish Bones

Bone Club

Telenine Skull Faceguard

Patella Brooch

Bloody Shark Jaw

Terrible Lizard Skull

Relic of the Otter

Relic of the Snake

Relic of the Swan

Relic of the Cat

Relic of the Doe

Relic of the Hare

Sunbird Skull

Necromancer Wrapped Crypt Bones

Necromancer Ensorcelled Bone Pile

Delish Forever Skull

Limited Edition Delish Magus Skull

Limited Edition Delish Magus Bone Headpiece

Wildman Bone Anklet

Wildman Bone Band

Tribal Priest Mini Skulls

Dark Shaman Bone Chestplate

Dark Shaman Jaw Bone Club

Dark Shaman Buck Skull

Dark Shaman Bone Necklace

Dark Shaman Bone Staff

Forgotten Brides Bone Leg

Forgotten Brides Bone Arm

Forgotten Brides Spare Ribs

Discarded Bone

Franky Gnawed Bone

Goblin Bone Piercings

Gnawed Rib Bones

Bone Sword

Pouch of Small Wing Bones

Death Snow Globe

Ancestral Elephant Skull

Strange Tentacle Wrapped Bone

Shy Skelly Doll

Stolen Pieces of Bone

Fierce Skelly Doll

Sitting Skelly Doll

Succulent Skull

Vampire Skull

Gourd Witch Snake Skull

Gourd Witch Cat Skull

Bottled Skele-Bits

Green Bone Hook

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