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A Plague of Wasps has a minion!

Visk the Plagueling

A Plague of Wasps
Legacy Name: A Plague of Wasps

The

Chibi Experiment #696
Owner:

Phoenix

Age: 10 years, 5 months, 3 weeks

Born: November 11th, 2013

Adopted: 1 year, 10 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: June 18th, 2022

Statistics

Level: 112
Strength: 374
Defense: 278
Speed: 280
Health: 277
HP: 102/277
Intelligence: 504
Books Read: 455
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Mastermind Incorporated

There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Placeholder text from Bluth Ipsum

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

You're Killing Me, Buster. I hear the jury's still out on science. Happy Franklin Friday. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? The Army had half a day.