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Case Law the Aurora Fox
Prosecutor
The Common Experiment #699
Owner: Pureflower
Age: 3 years, 4 months, 1 week
Born: November 20th, 2020
Adopted: 3 years, 4 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: November 20th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 41
- Strength: 50
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 126
- Books Read: 119
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Lead Librarian
Intimidation. Obfuscation. Confusation.
Surround yourself with enormous books and people will make two assumptions about you.
One: You're a highly educated individual making an impressive six-digit figure.
Two: Unlike your run-of-the-mill private practice attorney, you have no time to waste on stupid questions that are only vaguely related to how the legal system works.
I can't suffer a fool. Maybe that's why I'm so good at my job. Most attorneys figure if they blow enough smoke, they can bore the jury into returning a favorable verdict. Death by auditory assault.
Such amateur performers are almost too easy to rip to pieces.
Then you have the rare few decent ones like my friend Attorney. He's graceful in defeat and humble in victory.
My own wife says I should follow his example more often.
I'd be a liar if I said that whole business with the Lotto Murderer didn't still sting a bit. I thought for sure I had Client two steps from the jailhouse door...only to learn that not only was the guy innocent but he'd been set up by a murderous trickster wanted in seven other states.
Judge won't just throw the book at that guy...he'll throw the entire Library of Congress.
What amazes me is that Lawyer served as that skunk's accomplice. The man is no legal hero but to disregard the justice system like that...
If he'd been willing to accept an insanity plea, I would have been tempted to offer it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to preparing for his trial. I overheard Judge complaining to someone else on the circuit that this one could take weeks to conclude.
Long trials are to me what recess is to a Kindergartner.
Fun.
credits:
Pet Treasure
Subeta Yearbook Volume I
Subeta Yearbook Volume II
Subeta Yearbook Volume III
Subeta Yearbook Volume IV
Crime Anthology
Drawn in Chalk: A Crime Novel
Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved
Comprehensive Virus Guide
Giant Book Of Subetan Classics: Abridged
Subeta History
The Mistakes We Make
Atebus Warfare Vehicles
All About Composting
A to Z Plant Encyclopedia
The Everything Book
Carved Jade Book
Big Book of Jokes
Game Master Compendium
Insane Programming Volume 2
Mark II Owners Manual Volume One
Crystallized Codex of Endless Winter
A Song of Fireside and Luminaire
The One
Baleen Book
What To Expect When You Are The Chosen One
Useless Spells
Gilded Saheric Tome
Obsessive Manual
Filing Books
Rules of Subeta
The Big Book of PHP