Pucker
Legacy Name: Pucker

Recording of the research notes of the Pucker Brothers.

Zany:
Alright, the time is 14:06 hours, Subeta Standard, month of Morostide. Present are Zany, Zing and Zest Pucker. Today's task: figure out how to undo this mess Zest got us all in.

Zest:
With help from Zing a.k.a. the bone-headed wonder of the world.

Zing:
*muted growl* You're one to talk, butterclaws.

Zany:
Gentlemen, please. Bickering will get us nowhere. Now, this is what we know so far. The chemical composition of the mixture that combines molecules contains...

Zing:
Are you going into another of those two-hour professor-style lectures?

Zest:
He's a show-off. It's what he does.

Zany:
*sigh* I know the two of you barely made it through Subeta High without melting your brains but can you try to focus for just five minutes? I can't very well wander to another room to concentrate.

Zing:
Yeah, way to go Zest. You stuck us with the Professor all day, every day.

There is the sound of a muted scuffle, along with Zany's continual cries that the other two cease their childish behavior at once. A loud splash and a few yelps can be heard in the background.

Zing:
Ew, what the...orange juice? What is this? Zany, when I get my body back, you are SO getting the tigrean tackle!

Zany:
I think the scent is quite fragrant myself. Your preference for lemons is a clear indication that you took too many blows to the head when engaging in your ridiculous sports.

Zing:
Which is the nerd's way of saying he's jealous that I was dancing with Arora while he worked on his science project.

Zest:
You're the perfect gentleman. That's why she snuck out of the dance an hour early.

Zany:
Enough of this childishness, brothers. Now as I was saying, the original chemical composition contained equal parts Subetium, Atebum, and Cellinite. The hydrogen content was minimal and as for the ikumo extract...is that...are you eating in the lab?

Zest:
Iomnaught. *loud chewing sounds*

Zing:
Oh sure, your nasty juice is just fine but none of us can have so much as a lemon bar to nibble.

Zany:
These citrus vials are for the experiment, not for snacking. If we can duplicate the exact conditions that caused our condition, we can find the proper mixture to reverse the reaction. Unfortunately, the cleaner contained trace amounts of orange, lemon and lime juice and Subreze is refusing to divulge the proportions...the spokesfeli I talked to was more concerned with protecting their bottom line than furthering science.

Zing:
Whatever. Can we just do your little science project and be done already? The Sacred Land Sheetas are playing the Omen Island Ontras in ten.

Zany:
We're not leaving this room until I've isolated the root ingredients.

Zest:
Come on Zany. I'm hungry.

Zany:
You should have thought of that before you destroyed my experiment. Now focus, both of you.

Zest:
One little snack. That's all I'm asking. Just a quick nibble of key lime pie and I'll be good to go.

Zing:
You mean lemon meringue.

Zany:
Were I to say yes, the edible of choice would be an orange cream bar, of course.

Zest:
Lime!

Zing:
Lemon!

Zany:
Bah! Orange is the superior choice!

A few angry growls, the crash of furniture and the sudden static of a lost connection are all that remain until a loud click that indicates the tape has reached the end of its reel.