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Maine Coon the Kittito
Simian
Legacy Name: Simian
The Nostalgic Chelon
Owner: Trithie
Age: 13 years, 5 months, 1 week
Born: October 15th, 2010
Adopted: 13 years, 5 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: October 15th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 1,509
- Strength: 6,905
- Defense: 3,313
- Speed: 2,671
- Health: 7,120
- HP: 7,120/7,120
- Intelligence: 2,560
- Books Read: 1751
- Food Eaten: 1232
- Job: Director of SAI
The day began like any other day. Simian woke up, ate breakfast (licorice today), and brushed his teeth. He took a good look in the mirror, and seeing his normal-looking chelon self staring back, he gave himself a thumbs-up. It was time to start his daily rounds to the various candy shops in town.
Stop one was typical. The dilemma shopkeeper knew he was coming, and had already prepared a bag of his favourites. He paid, left the shop and popped a taffy in his mouth as he walked up the road to stop number two. He came out empty handed and disappointed, it seemed that they hadn’t restocked his favourite type of lollipop.
It was a fair walk to shop number three, but Simian wasn’t one to rush. He wandered in the general direction, but would occasionally stop to admire window displays in shopfronts or to bend down and sniff a particularly attractive flower. Everything was normal until, out of the corner of his eye, he saw something new. A different shop sign? But what had happened to the furniture store that had been there? And the new shop was called... Sweet Tooth?
He hurried over to it, rubbing his hands together greedily, hoping against hope that this was a new candy store. It was. It was the most amazing candy shop he’d ever seen. Canisters of colourful jelly beans adorned the far wall. Bins full of gummies. An entire section dedicated entirely to chocolates. Lollipop displays on every available surface. Simian was in heaven.
He began exploring the displays, trying not to grab everything at once. He had to keep his cool. Then he heard a whisper.
”Hey you,” it said, “hey bud, you like candy, huh?”
Simian looked around, but couldn’t see anyone. A bit confused, he nodded.
”I got something for ya, then,” said the voice. “Follow me”
Still trying to find the voice, Simian looked around in confusion.
”Down here, bud.” Simian looked down and finally saw the source of the voice. It was just a cybill. The cybill waved in a ‘hurry up’ kind of motion and headed towards the back of the store. Simian followed, through a doorway into the back of the shop. The cybill went behind a desk, and while Simian couldn’t see what he was doing, the next moment a small trapdoor opened in the floor.
”Let’s go,” said the cybill, “I haven’t got all day, here.”
And so Simian descended down the ladder into what appeared to be a candy mecca. He’d thought there was a lot of candy in the shop, but that was nothing compared to down here. Candy was everywhere. There was hardly a path to walk through. But the cybill kept going, so Simian continued to follow. Through a hidden doorway the cybill opened by pulling on a hanging display of candy necklaces, and then they entered a gloomy looking back room.
The room contained only one desk, and sitting behind it was another cybill, this one elderly but with three giant scars marring his face.
”So you managed to find one,” said the old cybill, “he’s not quite what I was looking for, but I guess he’ll do. Give him the crystal.”
And then Simian felt a pressure on his shell, like someone was pushing something into it. He spun around trying to get a look at what the cybill had done to him, but his neck couldn’t quite crane that way.
”Don’t worry bud, we’ve just added a little something shiny to your shell. You’ll be fine. You’ll be better than fine, just you wait. All the candy you could ever want... all we want is for you to do us a few... favours.”
When he returned home, a bit dazed and confused, he immediately ran to a mirror where he could see a shiny green crystal in the middle of his shell. His arms were too short to try to get it off himself, but when he asked for help none of his brothers or sisters could make it budge. He gave up.
The next morning, he woke up famished. He dug out his candy stash from under the bed, and tossed an entire pack of gummy candies into his mouth.
He went to get ready for his morning rounds, but, passing a mirror he did a double take. He’d always been a bit pudgy, but he’s become lean and muscular overnight. He turned around, and the crystal was glowing ever so slightly.
Simian decided to go back to the candy shop to find out what was going on. But once he got to it, it was... gone? And the furniture shop was back. What was going on? He went into the furniture shop to inquire, but the shopkeeper had no idea what he was talking about, no sir, they had been open yesterday, why, she had sold the most beautiful rug and would you be interested in this very unique lamp? He left, completely stumped.
Then, he heard a whisper in the back of his head. It was the old cybill. “Go to an open field, Simian,” it said, “let’s see what you can do.” He felt a compulsion to follow the order, and ended up in a deserted park. It felt as though someone had control over his body. He grabbed a stick and began an amazing sequence of martial arts. Simian had no idea what was happening, but figured that at least he looked pretty cool doing whatever he was doing.
”Not too bad,” said the voice of the old cybill. This time though, the voice sounded more distant, as if it were speaking to someone else. “I think we can make this work as an assassin.”
Simian was startled. He couldn’t stop his body from moving, but he tried to cry out in his head to protest.
”Now, boy, none of this, you belong to us now. Don’t worry, we’ll pay you well, you’re never going to run out of candy. But now, let’s talk about that favour we needed. You’re going to let us take control, and we’re going to go and... deal with someone who’s done us wrong. Okay? Don’t worry, you’ll get your body back once the job’s done.”
Unable to do anything else, Simian nodded and let go of his mind.
And with that, Simian had unwittingly joined the Subetan Candy Mafia.
overlay: frederick
profile: beer
story: Trithie
Vector art via Vecteezy
Pet Treasure
Strawberry Blingpop
Cherry Rock Candy
Cherry Sweet Hard Candy
Cherry Gummy Rings
New Years Spectacular Candies
Strawberry Laces
New Years Spectacular Bonbon
Cherry Tub of Gummy Worms
Bloody Angry Gummy Balls
Root Beer Barrels
Candy Deluxe Dipped Apple
Darkside Candy Fan
Homemade Raspberry Jam
Runaway Hot Chocolate
Strawberry Fruit Jelly Candy
Cherry Fun Times Taffy
Peppermint Swirl Cookies
Peppermint Macarons
Fabulous Ice Lolly
Cherry Heart Cake
Raspberry Heart Pastry
Raspberry Drizzled Marshmallow Pop
Peppermint Strawberry Pavlova
Lovey Cake
Bubble Gum Crushed Candy Crystals
Strawberry Taffy
Bubble Gum Unicorn Cotton Candy
Sweet Strawberry Snack Mix
Delicious Strawberry Cone
Pomegranate Fireside Teacake
Bubble Gum Lollipop Bundle
Powdered Sugar Tarts
Strawberry Frozen Flower Pop
Deliciously Cold Raspberry Ice Cream
Chocolate Peppermint Cookies
Strawberries and Cream Lolly
Watermelon Web Candy
Gum Filled Grape Sucker
New Years Magnificent Candies
Purple Candy Sticks
New Years Magnificent Bonbon
Celebratory Mori Cupcake
Grape Sourpower Candy
Wild Wild Berry Fruit Leather Roll
Grape Striped Candy
Grape Egg Cream
Grape Fondant Strawberry
Mixed Berry Sundae
Violet Gum Pack
Grape Flavored Hard Candy
Jar of Sugarplum Stick Candy
Grape Blob Gusher
Grape Flavored Suspicious Gummy Bear
Galaxy Space Pop
Antifreeze Fruit Dead Lolly
Empty Sugar Bits Box
Blueberry Chocolate Ball
Ammonia Deadly Bonbon
Blue Raspberry Licorice
Raspberry Jelly Spider
New Years Ecstatic Candies
Blueberry Heart Lolly
Blue Raspberry Ultra Bubble Gum
New Years Ecstatic Bonbon
Gummy Snolm Tails
Minterific Cake Pops
Blue Flower Ice Pop
Blueberry Fairy Wing Lolly
Shengui Guo Gummy Fan
Cursed Blueberry Hard Candy
Fruity Berry Smoothie
Blue Cotton Kanis Tail
Sweetie Ghost Candies
Blueberry Bubbling Vial
Stylishly-Frosted Doughnut
Winter Ice Jelly Cakes
Minty Sugar Wafers
Mint Gelato
Green Peppermint
Apple Flavored Ice
Lime Hard Ranchy
New Years Splendid Bonbon
Lime Cherry Gelatin Shot
Large Sour Grape Medley Dust Stick
Green Apple Licorice Wheel
Apple Tub of Gummy Worms
New Years Splendid Candies
Limey Hard Candy
Apple Fruit Chews
Field Candy Bracelet
Chocolate Lime Slices
Lime Ghostly Pop
Sugar Coated Lemon Star
Sherbet Lemon Droppings
Butterscotch Candies
Banana Whoopie Pie
Hard Slice Lemon Candy
New Years Extravagant Candies
Banana Trifle
Lemon Coated Popcorn
Lemon Sour Blaster
Banana Chocolate Covered Cake Balls
Gold Bonbon
Lemon Freeze Pop
Chewy Banana-Chocolate Candy
Nectar Drops
Wrapped Candy Corn Gumball
Soft Pumpkin Cookies
Spiced Pumpkin Roll
Pumpkin Macarons
Orange Cotton Candy
Orange Coffin Pop
Orange Cream Cake Cocktail
Cursed Cinnamon Gummy Candy
Rolled Pumpkin Candy
Candy Corn
Orange Marmalade
Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bar
Cosmic Kamleo Lollipop
Lychee Pressed Flower Shortbread Cookie
Orange Marshmallow Wings
Ice Cream with Orange Sauce
Honey Sesame Snaps
Chocolate Layered Pumpkin Cheesecake
Fresh Pulled Taffy
New Years Extravagant Bonbon
Sugared Pumpkin Doughnuts
Cinnamon Butter
Nutty Crunch Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Fancy Dotted Dark Chocolate
Liquor-Filled Truffles
Malted Milk Balls
Milk Chocolate Caramel Coffin Candy
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
Strawberry Dipped Pretzel Sticks
Chocolate and Cream Cake Balls
Chocolate Candy Pane Cookie
Chocolate Spider Bark
Gummy Soda Bottles
Mini Cappuccino Chocolate Cube
Simple Chocolate Truffle
Fun Size Chortles Candy Bar
Dark Chocolate Alegarten Cake
Gooey Pumpkin Spice Truffle
Blondie Pumpkin Brownie
Almond Brittle
Soft Caramel Candies
Flower Latte
Chocolate Eggnog
Hard Caramel Candy
Peanut Brittle
Chocolate Chip Cookie Lolly
Chocolate Alegarten Kreppel
Gingerbread Milkshake
Marshmallow Pumpkin Cheesecake Slice
White Chocolate Truffles
Chocolate Dipped Shortbread Cookies
Vanilla Ice Cream Cone
Yellow Fairy Wings Cookie
Swirly Caramel Salt Water Taffy
Vanilla Macarons
Vanilla Milkshake
Nine Sugared Doughnut Holes
BBQ Marshmallows
Vanilla Chai Cupcake
Lovingly Wrapped Butter Cookies
Sweet Vanilla Vesnali Cupcake
Coconut Lucky Cake
Mystery Ridiculously Juicy Fruit Chews
Wafer Candy