Information
Cactus has a minion!
Bam the Fauxull
Bam the Fauxull
Cactus
Legacy Name: Cactus
The
Nightmare KumosOwner:
kitscheAge: 13 years, 3 weeks, 4 days
Born: April 6th, 2011
Adopted: 13 years, 3 weeks, 4 days ago
Adopted: April 6th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 8
- Strength: 21
- Defense: 13
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Once upon a time.
That’s where it all starts, ain’t it? Those four damn words. Once upon a time. You can always tell a tale’s gonna’ be a load of drivel if it starts with that crap — it’s just how it goes. Callin’ them fairy stories, and packing ‘em full of romantic rubbish just so stupid apes can feel better about their drab little lives.
—Makes me wanna puke.
Well, how’s about a proper fairy story? Some education? Look, I’ll even start it the good ol’ fashioned way for you! Ain’t I just lovely?
Once upon a time..
Pet Treasure
Iron Lock Picks
Asymmetrical Moto Jacket
Feli Invictus Graffiti Tag
Singed X-Ray Negative
Johnny Misfit Lucky Star Tattoo Flash
Jolly Roger Tattoo
Skull Face Bandana
Festive Cactus Beanbag
Mysterious Skull
Black Neckerchief Bandana
Police Cuffs
Police Gloves
Black Worn-Out Belt
Baseball Bat Glass Ornament
Tattered and Toothy Bandana
The One-Hit-Kill
Flashback Wild One Mesh Shirt
Flashback Wild One Rings
BuenoSprings Snow Globe
Lighter
Replacement Hobby Blades
Black Unlaced Combat Boots
Eye Bandage Scraps
Recently Removed Surgical Staple
Graveyard Short Sword
Suture Kit
Black Bandit Bandana
Dark Shaman Tooth Earring
Edible Cactus Garden
Broken Bottle
Chef Fillet Knife
Safety Pins
Cactus Pincushion
Barbaric Zombie Voodoo Pin
Desk Cactus Pumpkin
Charcoal Half-Blindfold
Zombie Can Opener
Bloodred Sai
Head Bandage Scraps
Straight Pins
Introduction to Vegetarian Grilling: For Zombies
Flat Glass Breaking Pliers
Pulled Gold Teeth
Kei Studded Armband
Cactus
Nail Bat
Iron Ore