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Eric has a minion!

Pacha the Chaelta




Eric
Legacy Name: Caulfield


The Storm Malticorn
Owner: JOJO

Age: 9 years, 4 months, 2 weeks

Born: November 8th, 2014

Adopted: 9 years, 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: November 8th, 2014

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


“You’re right,” Roderic replied, taking a swig of his own beer. Eric found himself fascinated by the way his Adam's apple bobbed up and down as he drank. “You don’t have anything to offer him.”

“Wow, thanks.”

He felt roderic's eyes burn his skin. “Do you really like all the things he does? The man runs marathons and takes pictures and vlogs. He works out. He gets up early and goes to sleep early. None of that is anything you’re into.”

Eric felt a pricking in his skin. “We don’t have to be completely the fuckin’ same, you know. We have common interests. Like, Riverdale.”

“What’s Riverdale?”

“It’s this show… Nevermind. The point is, I would do it for him. If he asked me to go to the gym with him, I would. I’d fix my sleep. I would do those dumb nature hikes if it meant I had him!”

“Wow.” Roderic whistled. “Do you hear yourself?”

Eric drummed his fingers against his glass. “I know. You must think I’m so stupid.”

“I think,” Roderic said, pointedly, “That there’s people out there who you’re more compatible with. And you’re blinded by this one person who has had the privilege of knowing you for years, and still hasn’t been interested.”

“Privilege?” Eric laughed with a shake of his head. “Okay, no need for jokes.”

Roderic frowned, quickly taking a swing of his beer so Eric didn’t catch the change in his face. “You’re not his type.” He said, when he composed himself.

Eric glared at him.

“But there are people out there who would—”

“No one wants me.” Eric snapped, “I’m a miserable douchebag who’s still pining over someone I know will never want me, because he can do so much better!”

about.


NAME matoskah caulfield
NICKNAME eric, mato

SPECIES human
ETHNICITY mixed lakota
NATIONALITY american
AGE twenty-four
GENDER cis male
SEXUALITY homosexual

taken by roderic

APPEARANCE — eric is the shortest of his trio, standing at 5'11. he sports spiky black hair, which is usually well-taken care of. he has dark eyes and a constant frown on his face. he has a noticeable birthmark under his left eye. he has a few faded scars from a distant past that rest on his thighs and arms. he has a tattoo of the triforce from the legend of zelda on his left shoulder. clothing wise, he'll put on anything as long as it's clean and presentable. he doesn't care much for style, so it's not uncommon to see him in just a t-shirt and pants.
illnesses major depression disorder

LOCATION west haven
CAREER veterinary student


traits.


BIRTHDAY september 3rd
ZODIAC SIGN virgo
ALIGNMENT lawful neutral
MBTI TYPE istj-t (the Logistician)
TEMPERAMENT melancholic
ELEMENT earth
HOGWARTS HOUSE ravenclaw
MAJOR ARCANA the tower
TROPE selective obliviousness

PERSONALITY — when he was younger, he was constantly bullied at school for being a nerd and too feminine- but jaysen was always there to get him out of trouble. this lead to him developing a strong crush on his best friend, and his knight in shining armor. eric has always been extremely passionate about the people he cares about. as time has gone by he stopped being the one who needed saving, and began being the defender to his friends. he'll hold the grudges and he'll feel bad so they don't have to, even though they don't ever want him to do such a thing. honestly, he doesn't talk much about his own feelings at all. most people just assume he's a grade-a douche, and maybe that's true. eric has grown to become extremely cynical, seeing the glass as completely empty. he just can't find any reason to be happy anymore.. he doesn't mean to feel like this- but he does and he know soon this will hurt his friends. there's just something about him that's suffocating. so he's began to push away those he cares about. soon, he realizes, he'll have no one left. will he be happy then?

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FUN FACT can recite the lord of the rings trilogy by heart.


playlist.


1. be happy - frnd
Even if it's not with me, I just want you to be happy.
2. fantasy - khai dreams
I think I will be okay, But I'll always wonder if This is how it should've been.
3. my type - saint motel
I'm a man who's got very specific taste. you're just my type. Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing.
4. car radio - twenty one pilots
I'm forced to deal with what I feel- There is no distraction to mask what is real.



Pet Treasure


Cracked Raindrop Vial

Large Sad Face Ring

Broken Heart Latte

Pet Friends


Roderic
what would you know...

Jaysen
i just wish ... (sighs) no. its okay, i'm glad you're happy.

Noah
what?! (laughs loudly) noah, sometimes i just can't with you.

Mitchel
i guess that's all i can ask for.

Emery
(stammers as he blushes) n-no i don't think i'd be a good fit.

Kevin
if you ever go near any of my friends...

Adam
i wish i could move on, too.

Barry
(scoffs) you don't deserve a happy ending.