Information
Ferris
Legacy Name: Joke
The Glacier Harvester
Owner: JOJO
Age: 7 years, 6 months, 1 week
Born: October 11th, 2016
Adopted: 3 years, 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: July 28th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 2
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
"Hi, I'm Ferris and I have an addiction."famous comedian, netflix specials and sold out theaters. he did everything it took to be a star- even at the cost of the love of his life. no one knows how he acts when the curtain goes down: completely fucking miserable. his closest friend is probably the agent who keeps him alive for the money. rich as hell so drugs, alcohol, who cares, he gets them all. he isn't sober 95% of the time, not that anyone knows or cares. ah well- life fast, die young.
"Hi Ferris."
"Hey, isn't that the stand-up comedian?"
"Why don't you tell us about yourself, Ferris."
"Dude, holy shit! It is! Who knew?"
"I... Uh.. Where do I begin?"