A Message from the SAI

Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 news, your best source for up to date information.
Breaking News from the Subeta Agency of Intelligence: It seems that the boxes of pastries and trinkets have their origins in the Zombie Underground, and already, Subeta is on edge - Could this be a new means of spreading the virulent zombie infection that just two short years ago threatened us all?
Citizens are encouraged to securely store any objects they have found in these mysterious giftboxes until more information is available, or they are picked up by the appropriate authorities. If you have eaten any of these pastries or fed any to your pets, please make your way to your nearest medical facility for decontamination, testing, and treatment.
The SAI is requesting that citizens come forward with any information they have about the giftboxes.
Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee
Tardis
I just literally squeaked with excitement!

BUT THEY'RE SO TASTY. D8
AND ORGAN FLAVOURED! O/
plus I'm already undead so HA, IN YOUR FACE SAI, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PASTRIES.
AND ORGAN FLAVOURED! O/
plus I'm already undead so HA, IN YOUR FACE SAI, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PASTRIES.
WOOHOO! I've been waiting for years for the SAI to be put to use again. :P
Also, I caved and gor myself infected, haha xD
Also, I caved and gor myself infected, haha xD

I will absolutely die if I lose my butterfly infection for something else o_0 ....someone please reassure me so that I may enjoy this plot LOL ^_^





