Free Gift: Woodrow
Has it really been a whole year since the last Elwood Day? Hopefully everyone has been keeping up with their wood maintenance. Nothing is as important for wood as being handled often and well.
What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
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Lol, omg Subeta. xD
God I love Elwood day. Always something great. I was going to say something about needing more good Elwood type comedy.. but no matter what I wrote it just sounded wrong. :(
What a great way to start the day. Subeta, thank you for making my whole week a little brighter :)
Oh god. I feel the worst for finally getting all the jokes now, lololol.
I need my innocence backkkk
But damn, how I missed seeing Elwood around! xD
I need my innocence backkkk
But damn, how I missed seeing Elwood around! xD
I've been polishing my wood daily since your effort last year to promote wood awareness. It's really paid off - now my wood is always firm and lustrous, and my guests are always envious when I show it off to them!
Might want to be careful, though... I've heard that people who handle too much wood have been known to go blind.
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... LOOOOOOOOOL.He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own.
Happy Elwood Day! Oh my gooooddddd xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own."
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"and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own."
djfhgsjdhfjhdfjhdfjh dying dying dying DYIIIINGGGG.
