Elwood Day

So, another year come and gone, and your old friend Elwood\'s still not back on the map! As one might imagine, business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location, and so I\'ve been thinking of ways to keep bringing home the bacon. Trust me on this one: the utility companies don\'t count etherealness as a legitimate reason not to pay!

With all that in mind, I am proud to announce Elwood\'s Wood-Fired Pizza Emporium!

For some reason, I have a lot of wood laying around, and when an industrious guy like me gets to thinking, it\'s only a matter of time until I come up with a show stopper like this. Now, granted, I\'m not the best cook in the world, but that\'s sure to improve with time, right? Right? Not to mention, delivery pizza is one of the only businesses in the world where the storefront\'s tenuous grasp on reality isn\'t a major issue.

As part of building good word-of-mouth, it\'s my pleasure to offer you a free sample today. If you happen to want to place an order in the future, remember the number: 555-GOT-WOOD.

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/14 1:57 am Leave Comment

Ireland 04/1/14 2:07 am

PIZZA HANDZ

QueenOfImladris 04/1/14 2:07 am

I never knew Elwood could cook...so lets see, he cooks pizza, makes shoes, and somehow harvests massive amounts of logs all on his own, seems he's a man of many talents. xD
Always look forward to seeing what he's going to do every April 1rst. :heart:

lovecraft 04/1/14 2:07 am

Why does it have to be so late at night that NO REAL PIZZA place is open??? cries I want pizza!!!

Enchanted_845 04/1/14 2:07 am

GOT WOOD? :D

Seoni 04/1/14 2:06 am

Mmmmm pizza... except for when the topping stick to the top of the pizza box.

Megu 04/1/14 2:06 am

Elwood!!! ^^

Dessa 04/1/14 2:05 am

Elwood, please tell me that you're wearing pants.

Country 04/1/14 2:01 am

Pizza !!! Whith spwinters of ood ow

Shantal 04/1/14 2:01 am

I love this day.

Solarstar17 04/1/14 2:01 am

Pizza sounds about good right now, actually. Never really tried wood-fired/smoked pizza before, but I do like grilled/smoked hotdogs. Smoky flavor taste good