VIP Tickets!
Man, I\'ve got to tell you I am little bit disappointed. I deliver a pizza to someone and they give me a tip, but I deliver a bunch of secret information about exclusive VIP Passes and not only do I not get tips, but no one even really says thank you.
I see how it is. Oh, sure, we\'re best friends when you need the ticket information, but once you have your ticket, it\'s all "Oh, what\'s an Elwood? Is it bigger than a breadbox?". All I want is glowing praise and hero-worship, is that too much to ask?
Well, there are some more VIP tickets for sale. Enjoy them or whatever, I hope you stub your little toe. Oh, I guess there will be 150 more tomorrow morning July 14th at 3:30am.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
Paramour
Thank you!