The Troll Challenger





Can you out troll The Troll? If you think you have what it takes to outwit a troll, head over to the Battle Coliseum and challenge this annoying lil guy.
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Posted by SubetaTeam

Skylar
I have an idea. The best way to fight an internet troll is to ignore them. Trolls feed off of your attention, so ignoring them makes them upset. Then, they leave out of boredom.

Maybe try not doing anything the whole battle? I'm going to try with my tier 3 pet, but I don't know if she has enough hp and defense to hold out the whole battle.
Stiles
Lol so is there any way to actually beat him? Not that I'm even trying, none of my pets are really trained enough for battle.
Ivy_Sprite
Vesnali....oh, just being trolled ;)
Jillian
*tries to put fake rainbow star rod into battle gear.
Jillian
I'm just reminded of the story of the troll under the bridge and the sheep trying to get to the other side. They outwitted the troll by saying there was a bigger sheep coming behind them that he could eat.
Elysium
Sap #9824 reporting in. Shouldna gone straight to battle without checking the comments first.
Shelbi
Glad I read before attempting him.
MurDerWolf
@.sei freezing/stealing wont work
legalcat
@Cobaltbluetoo

Go to your stats tab in the BC and click on it, you will see "forfeit battle" and click on that
dotSei
Oh my god. He's blockin' everything. xD
It's right now that I wish I had equipped a stealer/had that one item that render's one of the opponent's weapons useless.
Cobaltbluetoo
HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF THIS BATTLE? I have BQ's to do!
FLUX
User not found: kbbob look what you've done
shylarah
Well, if you look in the Items Directory, there are no new items that would be drops, so even if this guy can be beaten, he may not be able to be beaten yet. That or the fifth drop items are old ones, which is possible.

I find this pretty funny nonetheless. Hm, maybe items that do only one sort of damage and nothing else? Gotta put my pet in the resort and wait an hour before I can try, though.
ChatLunatique
@badblacksheep
Quote:
You unleash the power of the morning sun with your Dawn Mahar Tome!...
Y U No fight back?...
I accidentally your weapons!...
Total Damage: 0
Nope, sunlight is no help
ChatLunatique
Oh I don't know.., I personally found it hilarious enough to fight him with a tier one pet just to lose, after I realized that none of my weapons, or potions or any of my usual tricks would work against him and forfeited with my battle pet. There might still be a trick to defeating him..., but I'm too amused to care. "Trolololo" :)
bipolarness
lol Frozen tolls. XD
starlesswinter
A good day to be a non-battler! :)
Jillian
but....april fool's was...a few weeks ago?
badblacksheep
In mythology trolls die or turn to stone when they become exposed to suhnlight, if that helps by any chance.
badblacksheep
Hi everybody.
If I remember correct wasn't there a curse or weapon that refelcts the damage
Shantal
What the ... xD Hahaha this is terrible.
Norn
Erm... not sure if the page loading forever is part of the fun or just Subeta. I'll wait a little more...
Pie
this is my new favourite challenger
Hamda
@Amber @Cranberry

so this is how you see us huh... interesting
Paddy
@TrueRukiaFan go to the battle stats page and click "forfeit" to get out of the battle ;)
far
& Damn. He even broke my image.
Nice Subeta, nice.
far
WHY U NO FIGHT ME?!
TrueRukiaFan
So, with no apparent way to quit a battle, Am I locked out of battling forever? I really don't feel like going thru 400-500 turns so the troll can whittle down my battle pet. I am NOT amused Subeta.
BlueLeafeon
@Poet: looks back through comments
Sees they were just trolling too
Never mind. lol
Poet
@BlueLeafeon Who did it?!
BlueLeafeon
I lol'd. Seems like it's possible to beat him since some people did it, but I dunno if my pet is strong enough to do it. lol
TrueRukiaFan
Sigh ... So, how do you forfiet a battle?
Asunay
Haha whats that xD
Can't make damage.
Pls if someone knows how to beat him pls just ping me.
I feel kind of trolled xD
Flowey
17 days late. gg
Pirate
This amuses me more than it probably should XD
Maniac
this is like, so 2010
Tserel
the salt in the community is real right now
BoaConstrictor
quotes:
"probably would have been better-played on april 1st tbh"
"Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo..."

...so they don't know, we wouldn't find that funny in times like these, when our anyway not existing spare time is consumed by the sorting problems thanks to these terrible changes.
Keliora
Crap, I was really hoping you'd forgotten that
Item Hunters Whip
had a low blast chance. xD
Quote:
Did someone sabotage your whip? It's a good thing Chase isn't here to witness this epic trolling...
No such luck.
Ryuu
Having your pet be a devonti and using horn weapons didn't work... even though we all know that goats/sheep should beat trolls. : P
Illyria
.......Hilarious
JuliaJ
aha battle stats page to forfeit ... please ignore my scream for help, I escaped the horrible boringness of the troll lol :)
Mythology
@Poet

Hmmmm. Could be it. Maybe during the day, what with the sunlight thing and all that.
JuliaJ
URGGG HELP! so either this challenger is supposed to just be like this or I have been clicking for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages with no result and I am stuck in a battle??? Can someone tell me please how to back out of this so I can get on with my usual daily battles ????
Frieda
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ( insincere disingenuous mock laughter to mask my extreme anger at the game makers...I mean what's next, exploding gift parachutes?) This is such a FUNNY challenger! I laughed until I peed a little bit. Wow! How could you make battling any more fun then THIS? Where is my brown shoe polish?
Holden
You Won!
You have defeated Troll 1 time!

That was easy.

jk
just2b
I think this is the first challenger where I actually begged for it to beat the pet du jour... Man that took forever to get beat.
Marlboro
Trololololololol xD

OMG I love this challenger!!
Poet
Just a thought: maybe you can only defeat him at a certain time of the day?
Julie
I didn't even want to go past 15 turns and just forfeited. I'll wait to battle him when I have time to do this.

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