Cash Shop: Ominous Stray

Superstitious? Me? Don't be ridiculous. I don't believe in that kinda stuff. Luck is a fancy conjured up by those who aren't skilled enough to get by in life. Bad luck, ha! Losing streaks are just coincidence. I'm not worried. What am I on now? 12? Or…no don't tell me. I don't care, I don't worry, old Batista here bringing you the fun and the dice, ready ready ready for anything! Did I hear a meow? No, keep your eyes on the prize! How many eyes? Snake eyes. 13 eyes. 13? I'm not going to lose. Keep the cat away from me, I just don't like them, ok? I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM!

Batista is a talkative trickster, ever confident in his abilities and never one to not keep his smile if somebody beats him. He knows it won't be long before he's winning again. He tells himself that he knows, because if he lets the other voice in, the voice that whispers 13 times and he's out, he's a fool. Only a fool could believe in bad luck, superstition. But Batista dreams of a dark creature, a creature that has come to take his world away with one roll of the dice. Cat got your tongue? Cat got your luck? Don't think about it. Don't worry. Don't step on the 13th board of the pier. Don't pick the 13th bottle. Don't play the 13th customer. He can't get away from that number, he doesn't like that number, that's all. 13 eyes watching you lose is much less forgiving.

Help Batista face his fears by picking up the Ominous Stray from the Cash Shop and defeating One Three Snake Eyes!

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