Cash Shop: Suspiciously Chittering Helmet
You're going about your day, and it's peacefully quiet. Maybe a little too quiet. You can hear all of nature around you, although also a weird tiny scratching noise. Nature is a little bit closer then you'd like. You have the urge to scratch the inside of your ear, and you hope that something hasn't beaten you to it.
Drifting off to sleep, and everything is just great after a hard day. You can't wait to be visiting dreamland, finally. Except… did something just walk across your arm? No, it's just a hair. It's fine. You go to brush it off, except… that doesn't feel like hair. Unless hair is now a tiny fuzzy lump with MULTIPLE LEGS.
Something tickling your back beneath your shirt. Something fluttering into your face. Something buzzing around your ears. A pinch, a scratch, a creeping feeling that you can't seem to shake and you know they're not crawling all over you but it sure can feel that way sometimes and actually what if they are?! What if they're going to take over your body and consume you until there's nothing left but the outfit you were wearing?! WHAT IF THEY'VE ALREADY BEGUN?
Mocking Clock will retire from the Cash Shop when the Black Friday sale ends at 11:59pm on December 4th.
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surutyo
Why is everyone afraid of bugs and insects
I love bugs and insects, they are nice <3
And the Amalgapede is super creative, I love it! Tho I still would need to make Andaesteroth stronger to fight it >.<
I love bugs and insects, they are nice <3
And the Amalgapede is super creative, I love it! Tho I still would need to make Andaesteroth stronger to fight it >.<
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Avel
@DevilsRider
I can't remember much from it! Only how the puppets looked (and ew, slimy worm), and that the stories always happened to a "friend of a friend" of theirs. I had to google "blue cockroach and worm show" to find them.
I can't remember much from it! Only how the puppets looked (and ew, slimy worm), and that the stories always happened to a "friend of a friend" of theirs. I had to google "blue cockroach and worm show" to find them.
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Avel
This kind of reminds me of a show I remember briefly as a kid.
I just don't know why Freaky Stories was the one thing to pop into my mind when I saw this.
Canadian TV at ti's finest, right, guys?
I Always found the Puppets to be Kind of Gross
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Shadow
I'm sorry the helmet literally makes me think of..
"Do you have any Goblin contracts?"
Goblin Slayer, feathers look just as tattered as his too, might be a must pick up for me.
~SU
"Do you have any Goblin contracts?"
Goblin Slayer, feathers look just as tattered as his too, might be a must pick up for me.
~SU
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Cyrion
I actually had the bad urge to clean my whole body with bleach. I can't stand insects at all and the description was too much. I shouldn't have read it but I am too curious to miss any text when I start reading. Just..consider me ded now. Thank.
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Samwise
do we not have enough horrible bug content? does any site have more evil giant bug monsters? maybe all the bugs during events etc are internet karma
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SYLVAN
I didn't think the loot descriptions could possibly be more horrifying than the initial post, I was wrong.
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Kestrel
Okay, cool, the next time I have a hard time falling asleep at night, I'll know it's my subconscious telling me that Subeta posted some new nightmare fuel.
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Ritter
Not sure if want helm for HA or for Challenger.... *picks up helm and douses in bug spray* ...
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Peppermint
I love whoever wrote that vivid description. *A* Seriously, when you see a huge ant pile in your house and then you feel phantom tingles of tiny imaginary ants crawling under your clothes, your hair, your skin
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Freakshow
I actually had a spider crawl across my arm the other night and I thought it was hair. Why would you remind me of this subeta? Now I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight lol thanks a lot!!
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SongSparra
Why does that guy have his head stuck up that... *putting glasses on* ... oh OH! Never mind!
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Setsunaela
Despite it being bugs, the news post stuff kind of reminds me of the vashta nerada from Dr Who and now I'm doubly creeped out
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shadowdale
@Amber 'what if gets trapped in there?' Description is a bit off. I may have to buy the helmet just for the description!
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Muerte
Wendi
@Skolletta Oh! I thought you meant the zombie movie. It was pretty old school gore and horror. I never even knew there was a tv show with the same name. I'll have to check it out.
Also on-topic, re-reading the post gave me a creepy-crawly feeling on my back! :D Really nice post, and kudos to the artist!
Also on-topic, re-reading the post gave me a creepy-crawly feeling on my back! :D Really nice post, and kudos to the artist!
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Damon
I realize I sound way too babyish, it wasn't the art that got me... it was the vivid news post that did.... D:
Sorry... OTL
Sorry... OTL
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jensen
Amalgapede challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum! (Beginning Stats)
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Damon
Omg no no no I am freaking out right now...... -sobs- This hits way too close to home.... and I have crap vision too ... so... ugh!!
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jensen
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i would say we gotta hide kain but after what we did to get him to fight, he's probably banned us all from his shop... sorry kain, you're still my favorite i promise
i would say we gotta hide kain but after what we did to get him to fight, he's probably banned us all from his shop... sorry kain, you're still my favorite i promise
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Alcremie
Bugs creep me out too! Well, most of them. Ladybugs and butterflies don't...but certain types of ants....centipedes...millipedes.....roaches....things that hiss or bite...*shudder* And of course spiders, but those aren't "bugs".
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Amber
Ark
WHAT IF ALL OF THIS IS A HAZE DREAM IN THE AFTERMATH OF US HAVING ALREADY SUCCUMBED TO THE FLESH CONSUMING SWARM
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