Friendly Challenger: Reischen

That Reischen is one tough cookie. Actually, he's more like stale bread. Dry, unsweetened, and he's made of some fine ingredients, but he'd probably break your teeth if you tried to take him on.

He seems angry all the time, but he tends to send you off to fight rather than fight you himself. Except, well, 'tis the season and all. And sometimes a thousand tiny cuts can affect even Reischen. If you can figure out what those last few cuts are… you may find yourself in the true battle quest of your career by unlocking Reischen as a challenger!
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Posted by SubetaTeam

Damon
Well this should be interesting.... he's going to murder us to death for sure.
Laurey
Theory
The "tis the season" and "tiny cuts" bits make me think it could be related to gift wrapping or holiday cards or something else like that which could give you paper cuts or something. It would make sense to me, tough guy who battles a lot but gets upset over a minor injury lol.
Ariel
@Pun
Will fix this ASAP. Let me see if I have access to fix it myself.
Allegria
I was hoping for Charity, but considering how often I'd press skip and still end up getting the same challenger... Bring it on, old man!
frederick
So... he fears Pete? I don’t blame him. Especially after bringing him food made with decaying human flesh and a can of dog food, which he then eats. Uugghhhh......
Pun
Can we just for a moment talk about how his text uses a homophobic slur, and the people who do battle quests have to see that several times a day?

Quote by Reischen:
You learned from experience, not from some pansy like Jim taking you through memorized routines and exercises.
Muerte
Come here, little man.
Ariel
is this krampus
Solsticesprite
well, it's not the obvs
Whipped Cream Puff, doesn't work
Ariko
I was hoping and praying and here he is, ready to destroy all of us in the coliseum.
Tserel
oh lawd he comin

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