Cash Shop: Greasy Old Diner Menu

Well really now this could have been anyone's fault. Centropolis is a large place! I'm not the only master of magic in Subeta, you know. Nobody can prove I was at any sort of "fast food" restaurant during my sneeze-a-thon. It's bad for my blood pressure. And melted cheese makes me terribly gassy!

Still, just by coincidence, I'm pretty sure I know how to attract this fast food creature to a place where it can be challenged and defeated. Use this Greasy Old Diner Menu from the Cash Shop and you'll have Greasy Joe here sniffing around in no time. You can't miss him - as soon as he's around you'll get the meat sweats.

Gourmet Astronaut Food will retire on May 1.

Posted by [NPC] Allard M Chetwood

04/26/19 6:06 pm Leave Comment

Lirikai 04/26/19 6:09 pm

It looks like one of those "gourmet" burgers where they use skewers to stick a whole plate of chicken wings, another burger, a thing of onion rings and five sliders on top of a burger and then call it a "Destruction Burger" or whatever. LOL

HOW DOES IT NOT BREAK ITS TINY FRY LEGS?!?

pickle 04/26/19 6:08 pm

stats

Hitman 04/26/19 6:07 pm

...I'm hungry

Amber STAFF 04/26/19 6:07 pm

10/10 would eat

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