Carnival Prizes: Pigs In A Blanket VHS Tapes

Madeleine 07/8/19 3:34 pm

perfect additions for my hubby-inspired pet

Tribunal 07/8/19 1:11 am

Before anyone's feathers are ruffled it's a thing and it's said in fun.

Tribunal 07/8/19 1:03 am

Also did someone say making horses creepier? (it's a photoshop mashup of a horse with a dog's mouth found while looking for the above, and I hate it also).

Galadriel 07/7/19 11:17 pm

@spiralgalaxis Hungry pigs are freaking SCARY. You do not want to get in their way O.O

Valiska 07/7/19 6:13 am

But @CakeMoose, if you eat the bacon first it can't eat you :)

ChatLunatique 07/7/19 5:06 am

These actually make the clown suits LESS scary for me.... Makin' me hungry for bacon.

spiralgalaxis 07/7/19 1:24 am

You do not want to get in the way of a pig when it's eating. They'll take your hand off and trample you. They're not mean. They just... get really, really excited about food... I'm surprised there's not more horror movies about them.

Also I am totally going to combine one of those with a clown outfit one of these days :D

Jack 07/7/19 12:26 am

lmao I was NOT expecting that overlay when I hovered over the item

Vars 07/6/19 11:31 pm

"a group of young adults come face to face with some foul pork" dating site experiences be like

demon 07/6/19 11:15 pm

......why tho

Ginseng 07/6/19 11:13 pm

Now I wish we could have our pets watch movies like they read books :0

None of my pets are readers, but I bet at least one of them would be a b-side horror movie junkie :hocho::vhs:

kate_174 07/6/19 11:06 pm

pleeeasseee make these readable!

Rei 07/6/19 10:57 pm

More VHS tapes please ?

Rei 07/6/19 10:57 pm

More VHS tapes please ?

Tropicandy 07/6/19 10:12 pm

I love that each sequel description sounds as crappy as the wonderful 80s slasher series sequels became. xD

What did the world do to deserve Halloween 3 or Jason X?

PS: I agree, More VHS! <3

Stiles 07/6/19 10:08 pm

@Muerte no worries, I should have realized, I was still sensitive from the event, so no apology needed, I wish there was a way to edit comments I could have looked less like an idiot this time lol

Lovespell 07/6/19 9:56 pm

This is awesome XD

dumpo 07/6/19 9:08 pm

Pork is just nasty. But seriously this makes me think of the Guinea Pig series....

Aline 07/6/19 8:45 pm

I've never been so scared of such a small amount of pixels since those old-timey early 2000s screamers lmao

omg_carrie 07/6/19 8:37 pm

hahaha omg what are these, is this a reference to something? either way YESSSS VHS tapes!!! never realized how much I wanted VHS items before now but these are amazing haha, more videos pls!

(oooh and yeah, it'd be cool if these were "readable"!)

Tucker 07/6/19 8:30 pm

At least it's not clowns... bad enough though.

Yuzuru 07/6/19 8:21 pm

VHS tapes + horror + guaranteed nigthmares = ♥️

Kenjaku 07/6/19 7:56 pm

My Amanda Young pet's treasure grows (:

CakeMoose 07/6/19 7:40 pm

Well, these are just delightful puts bacon back in fridge

SongSparra 07/6/19 7:34 pm

First thing I thought of when I saw them was the band Slipknot followed closely by Saw, so now I want to play a game with The Devil In I

Mayumi 07/6/19 7:22 pm

what the heck

Solas 07/6/19 7:16 pm

I was reading the comments, soo I'm going to have a noob moment and say......There are wild pigs in California :o

DoktorBubonic 07/6/19 7:16 pm

my tickets, the time is nigh

Muerte 07/6/19 6:55 pm

@Stiles
I make stupid jokes a lot, but I also thought I've made it obvious I liked the inclusion of vegan and diverse foods all around to the point that people would catch it.

I'm sorry if I've upset anyone.

Stiles 07/6/19 6:40 pm

@Muerte I just saw your comment about jk so apologies for being sensitive <3 I never know anymore.

Rocketlauncher 07/6/19 6:28 pm

@iara
Home Appliances is still selling VCR players.
You can now copy and upload these creepy Urubu clips and watch them anytime, anywhere!

iara 07/6/19 6:20 pm

Do VHS even exist anymore?

Stiles 07/6/19 6:04 pm

The vegan comment, okay :/

Vhs God throwback <3 I love the Vhs wearable idea it's awesome.

Muerte 07/6/19 6:03 pm

@Valiska
I thought it was obvious that I was joking around.
I know how frightening they can be.
Also, I have one of the skulls sitting on my desk. They're not cutesy.

Seoni 07/6/19 5:52 pm

Highly disappointed they didn't go in space for one of these sequels.

Galaxia STAFF 07/6/19 5:45 pm

ohgodwhy

Laurey 07/6/19 5:30 pm

Still saving for the backdrop, but I'll pick these up after ~

CassieFenix 07/6/19 5:20 pm

Nope, will NOT be getting these! I'll be saving my tickets for something else.

Sefyra 07/6/19 5:17 pm

PIGS IN A BLANKET 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

SYLVAN 07/6/19 5:11 pm

This takes me back to the Goosebumps: The Mask VHS I played all the time when I was a kid. Good times.

monsterboyfrien 07/6/19 4:56 pm

Y'all missed the opportunity to say "chilling squeakuel..." u_u

Gecki 07/6/19 4:50 pm

those look fantastic!

Valiska 07/6/19 4:46 pm

@Muerte You don't have to be vegan to be scared of pigs. We have wild boars in California. They are legit scary.

PaperDoll 07/6/19 4:40 pm

So wonderfully disturbing!

Maniac 07/6/19 4:09 pm

a bunch of creepy pig mask items in different colors seems very... niche...

Muerte 07/6/19 4:04 pm

The vegans strike agaaaaaaaaaiiiiin !

These are awesome and I LOVE the throwback. I hope this will be a trend for more classic inspired items.

~~Solsticesprite~~ 07/6/19 3:59 pm

I guess we already knew that tech on Subeta was antique, what with 512 MB RAM cards and Floppy Disks. My bet is that NPC Nico was too embarrased to add this to his shop and is putting on clown makeup and releasing these via the Carnival Shop on purpose.

Given that we can read a postcard or a book-on-tape and get 1INT for our pet from doing so, it's a little bit disappointing that these don't count as "books to read". If there ever was an aid toward pets casting spells in battle, then these might be them.

Zay 07/6/19 3:54 pm

I love these so much <3

Malachi 07/6/19 3:48 pm

I forgot to mention too, something about these tapes being sold at the carnival makes it juuuuust that much creepier..

Malachi 07/6/19 3:46 pm

it's like SAW meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I'm really digging it!! I love horror SO MUCH in general tho omg

maybe I should turn one of my pets into a horror junkie character and get to collecting. LMAO

inuraichi 07/6/19 3:37 pm

I probably will get nightmares, these are so creepy xD

bobbins 07/6/19 3:24 pm

Does 5 also exclusively have French subtitles?

Xezvi 07/6/19 3:06 pm

What is this madness?

Batsquatch 07/6/19 3:00 pm

i need about 500 more vhs tapes thank u

feral 07/6/19 2:54 pm

These are exactly what I feel like when I wake up after a nap when it's too hot in my apartment.

Zabrie 07/6/19 2:52 pm

No thank you.

Georgie 07/6/19 2:45 pm

Demon pork!!

Pinocchio 07/6/19 2:36 pm

TAPES. SOMETHING I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED IN MY SUBETA LIFE. FREAKIN TAPES

GIVE ME MORE TAPES GIVE ME ALL THE TAPES

Mackenzi 07/6/19 2:34 pm

Love these! The item art is alright but I'm a lil sad they aren't like, classic ridiculous 80s/90s VHS cover art! The first one is kind of getting there. But kind of lacking the cheesy high-contrast hideous neon font and geometric shapes.

But I know they're tiny tiny items and they really are so fun, I mean that they're VHS in the first place I just LOVE. Excellent addition to the carnival shop, I love that Subeta has its own horror classics! I like the green masks the best! Happy thank you more please!

TaleSpin 07/6/19 2:33 pm

Okay but I need a creepy horse mask so I can make a proper BoJack Horseman HA.

The images on the covers of these tapes really gross me out but there's something oddly cute about the pig masks -- I dunno what it is. I just love pigs, they're adorable. Even these. Ooh, Morostide is gonna be fun this year.

frederick 07/6/19 2:32 pm

@Wesker Someone else can post the image and rejection reason if they want.

Saturnine 07/6/19 2:30 pm

Somehow, I expected Babe....and got Blood.

Wesker 07/6/19 2:28 pm

@frederick

I dunno, it sounded like she just dared you to make one ;p

frederick 07/6/19 2:27 pm

@Wesker That’s a discussion I won’t hold in public because I don’t need the drama.

Amber STAFF 07/6/19 2:26 pm

@frederick don't you dARE

Wesker 07/6/19 2:25 pm

@frederick

I hear @Amber would like a creepy horse mask

MarchOnOff 07/6/19 2:25 pm

Why? I mean...no, I really mean WHY?

~~Johnny_673~~ 07/6/19 2:25 pm

well now I have mixed feelings ;(
I'm absolutely terrified or pigs (lol right) but SO MUCH LOVE FOR HORROR STUFF

~~Wolfism~~ 07/6/19 2:25 pm

This gives me SAW flashbacks and these masks are the single source of my anxiety when leaving my house at night.

Ambition 07/6/19 2:25 pm

Wow.

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February30th 07/6/19 2:24 pm

Watch'em in rewind!

Amber STAFF 07/6/19 2:24 pm

@Wesker how can you make horses creepier? you can't

~~exotica~~ 07/6/19 2:24 pm

ooooooooohhhh

Wesker 07/6/19 2:24 pm

What, no horse masks? @Amber

frafty 07/6/19 2:23 pm

ah nope

samson 07/6/19 2:23 pm

love these!

Amon 07/6/19 2:23 pm

Creepy as hell! X'D

egg 07/6/19 2:23 pm

nope nope nope

Evanesce 07/6/19 2:23 pm

Awesome!

Carnival Prizes: Pigs In A Blanket VHS Tapes

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