Keel Hauliday 2019

Sea Witch Blob Kitty Plushie
Mermaid Strapped Boots
Properly Preparing Fish
Rift Pirate Pearls
Manatee Love Sticker
Ahoy, scallywags. We'd say forgive us fer us bein' a bit late but a pirate don't apologise so wha' can we say 'cept yer welcome we're 'ere. Brunhilde had a bonny first sail, only nigh-on ran th' ship into th' rocks twice over. She be one heck o' a sprog, that poppet! We did 'ave a wee papa-daughter trip t' th' rift, but as mighty as she be, the wee lass couldnae help but enjoy th' rift mermaids. That's prolly me fault bringin' 'er back all those mermaid plushies o'er th' years. We all got a wee softness in us somewhere! Apart from Dirty Matty. He be a real rat.

Anyhaps, th' crew are back fer our yearly trade, this time we're anchorin' 'til th' end o' th' month, so nigh 11 days! We 'ave a fresh bounty plundered from far 'n nigh ready t' tempt ye. Carl be prolly still lazin' around 'n piratin' from us pirates, jus' don't give 'im any caffeine, if he's goin' t' hand out our booty in his quests we'd at least prefer he did it slow, like.

Eventide Replica Anchor
Midnight Mermaid Treasure
Splendor
Sunfish Paddle
Huggable Angrybeard Plushie
Translation: Afternoon, friends! we'd really like to apologize for us being a day late with our little floating establishment, we do appreciate your patience! My daughter, Brunhilde, had an excellent first time out on the ship, I'm so proud of her! She's really something. We even went on a little father-daughter excursion to Atebus to visit the rift we'd heard so much about, and dear Brunhilde particularly enjoyed the rift mermaids! She always loved the mermaid plushies I brought her growing up. I suppose even the most daring of pirates have a soft spot!

Anyway, the crew are back for our yearly trade, this time we're anchoring until the end of the month, so nearer 11 days! We have a delightful new selection of goods collected completely legally from all over the world and ready for your perusal! Carl is again being helpful and giving out our items in his quests, we just ask that you refrain from giving him any caffeine as we're concerned for the poor man's health. We do like it when he gets his rest.
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Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
Elysium
Restocked 35 minutes ago
Users Online: 595
F5 presses per minute: >9000
Allaconna
Forget the shop, when do we battle? =D
Targaryen
I maybe could grab something if the site would stop lagging so damn bad and freezing!!!
bixbite
ah, this holiday isn't as fun as i assumed it would be... ? not great when you're computer's a bit slow and you've only been able to grab like 2 items since the event started
LadyMeridius
Ive got zero luck with this restock :(
beinagrind
Augh i used to like this holiday when i had decent internet, now i feel like the person flailing on the floor as the black friday stampede fights for scraps
cherub
I looove this holiday. i don’t get people who say this shop is never stocked. yes the items go fast, that’s the fun of it! it restocks every 5-15 minutes it seems. every so often i will sit and constantly refresh, i’ve already gotten quite a few items.
Funkykitsune
My dislike for this holiday knows no bounds...sitting there just waiting for the new items to appear only for them to vanish in 0.5 seconds is mind-numbing
exotica
aw man, i'd really love to get that "Midnight Mermaid Treasure" hairstyle. i can't afford it ??
Metaphor
I don't want our one restocking holiday to be taken away, tbh. It's the only holiday I REALLY look forward to participating in because it's different from just clicking floaties and posting "claimed" on the dance/flower boards. I see why it's frustrating; however, the fact that you have the chance to get items from Carl is more than fair. Not to mention, most things come down significantly in price within a couple days.
Jenna
we lost the holiday shop, this is the only holiday "event" of its kind. plz let us keep it :pray:
Kinky
Going to try my best to RS, but I've never seen an item in this shop lol. I hope I get some cool stuff from Carl.
Syrah
@Diprosopus I've also wondered that, but I assume they don't do it because it'd be too easy for people to grab things instead of relying on luck, probably even more so in the Freyalise because we're all trying to grab the recent and rare items. There would be more competition between the people who have the same boxes highlighted (as wishlist items) and the item would disappear faster as the time it takes to hunt and click is eliminated.
It sure would be nice though if it were a feature. :')
Jai
I don't begrudge anyone with the time or speedy internet connection to sit and click and restock from the pirate shop. I do, however, object to 30+ minutes between restocks. At least have the shop restock more items, more frequently, especially since the shop is only open for 11 days.
Diprosopus
can we ever make it so we can see wishlist items in shops? bcuz i don't know what i need whenever i open freyalise
the_beast
to long between restocks i mean 26 min arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg
spiralgalaxis
@Reekoh --> here <--
Reekoh
Can anyone share with me a link to where all the new items are listed in one place? So I can add to my WL.
Nickel
I'd rather ride a cactus without a saddle than restock out of this shop
Frankenchokies
Hate this holiday, literally always sold out, literally ever successfully bought anything. DX
CassieFenix
Woo-hoo! Got one of the new restocks from Carl in his second quest in for the night! :D
CassieFenix
Also, the link for the shop on the Port Plunder Map isn't working.
Sekhmet
I vended 700 tokens at Ocean Depths and got 3 pirate items, only one of them new. Odds aren't great for non-restockers.
Lighthouse
I managed to snag a hermit crab plushie...I own a pet hermit crab so this was perfect for me LOL
kylonaberrie
love all the new clothing items!! and ray minions!! but the
Eagle Ray
description DONT BE MEAN TO IT :(
Syrah
New record: 18 minutes between restocks
StarShadow
"Restocked Now! There are no items stocked"
I have yet to see anything in this stupid shop. Good luck to the rest of you.
Syrah
It's tough, but I've managed to catch a few restocks. There's barely any time to search and choose items. You have to click click click! I've seen it go up to 13 minutes until a new restock. I'm guessing it usually restocks again after 5-10 minutes of stocking.
Solsticesprite
@Valiska I do agree with your main point. Most items do end up quite affordable, and we have 11 days this time so things will get cheaper still.

Sometimes even slow arthritic me can catch something, so I still sometimes try.

@Darkrai thank you! I will plan my intended purchases on my increased odds.
Pinocchio
Where can I find these rift mermaids?! I DEMAND ANSWERS.
Valiska
@Solsticesprite Good point.

However the primary point of my comment is that calling people names because they don't like not being able to get things that other people are able to get much more easily is kind of a dick move. And that still stands!
Darkrai
@Solsticesprite I can confirm it's possible to get both a retired + currently stocking item from Carl.

That said, I also am pretty sure I got double retired prizes from other quest givers a couple times today so I don't know if that's just a normal chance or if it has to do with the two celebrations running at the same time
Solsticesprite
@Amber do we get a double dip at that same pool one for each holiday, or is Drunk Carl too Drunk?
Darkrai
@Lighthouse Thank you!

It says "Restocked now!" until it changes to "Restocked 1 minute ago." I also don't know WHEN exactly it changes, but I clicked my first item before it even changed to "Restock now" lol
Solsticesprite
@Valiska something is only a sP-sink if it removes the sP from the site. Keelhauliday doesn't do that by much and to the degree it does nobody is complaining. What Keelhauliday does is sP-redistribution from the slow users with slow connections to the fast users with a fast connection. That sP that is transferred from one player to another, this still exists, While anyone might complain about not having it themselves anymore (and they do!), that sP isn't sunk.
Lighthouse
@Darkrai
love your username and
that is helpful to know! I just assumed that meant its restocked NOW lol
Darkrai
@Lighthouse Nope, it just sells out THAT fast. Also helpful to know if you didn't is that the "Restocked now!" message stays up for a full minute. I can confirm it's definitely stocking though because I just snagged a couple things
Elysium
@Lighthouse
You were just a little too slow is all. You have to catch the shop as soon as it restocks. Within ten, maybe fifteen seconds? All gone.
Life
-never stops screaming about the colors-
Lighthouse
IT says restocked now with nothing in it, either I'm banned, its glitched or something.
Lighthouse
Everytime I check its sold out.
Merida
Sea Witch Blob Kitty Plushie
I love you!!!! <3
Cordyceps_sapiens
PIRATES COME OUT AND FIGHT
Moonbeam
Yay pirate items... wish they'd program this shop to stock more frequently/higher quantity of the items. Seems like it all sells out within 30 secs of RSing!
Amber STAFF
@Solsticesprite They’re the same batch of items. :P
@Sekhmet :) I’VE HAD A LOT ON MY PLATE, LUMINAIRE ITEMS WILL COME AT SOME POINT.
Wolfmyth
Are we not fighting them this year, or are they not ready yet?
StarShadow
I always love the new pirate stuff but I hate hate hate that stupid shop that never has anything good in it so I have to put it all on my WL. Sure wish they'd stock more.
Chrysariel
i have never gotten anything from this holiday in seven years so...maybe this time?
Yenetai
Yarrr! I'm so happy Holiday season has begun! <3 That Mermaid Treasure is AH-mazing!
Griffin
I'm ready to wear the print off my F5 key
Thelma
I know a lot of people don't like it, but I love the restocking holiday shop. We only get one holiday a year where this happens and maybe I'm just nostalgic but I miss the good ol' days of Subeta when restocking was practically a competitive sport. The excitement of getting a new item and the joy that comes from beating someone else to it!

I do enjoy that most of the holiday shops are just buy whatever, whenever but I do hope that keel stays the way it is.
Sprout1123
Aaaaaa so many cute things!! Too bad I suck at restocking LOL
just2b
Ah the holiday that makes the BHH feel like a normal shop.
So many wants. sigh
Stiles
I need that sea witch kitty in my life please ❤
Memorv
Manatee Love Sticker

Omg, I need at least three! :joy:
Darkrai
@Anasazi Ocean Depths pulls from the Freyalise. Other machines might happen to pull Freyalise items based on keywords
Valiska
@teacup132 I'm sure that the wait time between purchases is actually about killing lag and reducing server load, rather than making everyone's chances equal.

But I'm disappointed that yet again there's always someone who has to call people babies and whiners when they complain because Keelhauliday is a huge SP sink for anyone without a superfast connection, a lot of free time, and good reflexes, and they don't want to line the pockets of the users with the most free time and fastest internet.

Give it time. In a few days the prices will drop. They'll drop faster if people stop willingly paying over 1-10M SP for items that won't be worth 500K by the end of next week or 100K by next summer. A few items will remain over 1M, but most will not.

And don't let the name callers get you down.
HeadPhonz
i need that sunfish...i neeeeeed it ;-; i love sunfish so much!!
Eire
Yo hoooo!!!
Valiska
@Marlboro I had not ... okay now I'm forever going to be wondering if Gamzee Makara's name was deliberate, too.


I like the new items but once more, as with this year's Steamworks lineup, I'm wondering where all the frills and obnoxious gaudy ornamentation I live for went. And it's not that I'm unsympathetic to the more masculine presentation styles, but rather that in the eras we think of when we think of pirates and steampunk, people presenting as masculine didn't HAVE to wear streamlined garments free of frills and gold braid. I like the skirts lots but every single one of those tops could be worn in an office without attracting undue attention. Some of the colours might be a bit much for a bank, a stockbroker's office or a corporate law office, but I've seen tops similar to these at Modcloth and even at Target?
Saturnine
I got
Merpuppy Faleena Plushie
from Carl ?
CORE
okay the paddle made me laugh
Happy Keel Hauliday y'all~
Asunay
Thank you for this event =)
turbid
Waaaaant!!
Marlboro
Makara


"Ma kara" means "what happened" in Hebrew and the facial expression of the minion is like shockingly saying "what happened???"
I find it so funny, I don't know if it's intentional, but if it's a coincidence, it's even more hilarious lol

@Amber @Rah is it a coincidence? xD
Disasters
Can we ever have even just one event where people don’t bitch and moan about every little thing? Yes things sell out fast, yes people sell the items they restock, that’s always how it’s worked.

Can we just get over it already and be happy we can all still play subeta and that staff hasn’t given up on us even after all the incessant bitching every time they do anything?
Anasazi
which Vending Machine gives out these items???
Tartelette
Tip for anyone struggling with restocking (on pc, can't help you with mobile LOL): put the shop on your bookmarks toolbar so you can randomly click it as you're browsing other pages/doing other things. It helps keep the shop on your mind too, since it's very visible!
Uadjet
Can you fix the programming that has the Wizard asking for this year's Keelhauliday items? Twice. In a row. Costing me two quests. Three if you count that I'm there for Shinwa's bracelet quest.
beinagrind
Some really beautiful items! Especially love the backgrounds and animal wearables. Also ty for the translation <3
Diprosopus
oooo my least favorite holiday hell yeah!
chookie
i just love that the translation of the pirate speak is never 100% accurate XD
now to go add a bunch of items to my wl even though it's 4am in the morning...
AARRRRRRR :D
translation: weeeeeeee!!!! :D
Shawny
Dat map doe uggggggh so pretty I NEED IT.
omg_carrie
Every time you add new kitties (esp. Blob Kitties) I can feel my soul ascending!!!1

and aaaaaaAAAAA omg the puppies!!!!! aaaaaa
Sekhmet
@Amber please fix the Wizard quests or make Maleria give old Lumi items
Solsticesprite
@Amber are we getting two chances to get Keelhauliday items from NPC Drunk Carl, one from the Subetaversary and another from Keelhauliday?
Huskiel
It's sad for me- I just seem to have the worst luck! No matter how I refresh, I've literally never seen an item in the Freyalise. It's just always empty when I try to even see what's up. umu Maybe someday I'll actually get something ahaha
Johnny_673
Always thankful for the translation

Good luck to all restockers, please remember to drink water and stretch your legs often
Cream
The problem remains that there's always that handful who think they need everything handed to them and don't want to work for it. Is it hard to rs stuff? Yes. Are there other ways given to get the items? Yes. I feel it is fair.
teacup132
@Amber @Keith The problem remains that the site is usually about equity, not greed & profiting at the expense of others. It's about giving people a chance. If not, why is the free shop 5 min wait? There's a fundamental problem of the holiday shops not being equitable.
BlueRiver
Rift mermaids, you say? Go on...
Sovereign
lovely but some of the wearable overlays are blurry as hell
Amber STAFF
@jensen Will fix!
@teacup132 It’s not a speciality shop, it works like any other restocking shop. It’s listed in that area because it’s related to a holiday, but not a special shop in the sense that it has /ss/ in the url!
teacup132
@Cream Freyalise Trading Company is a "Holiday & Seasonal Shops" under "Special Shops"
Cream
@teacup132

It is a regular restocking shop, It is not a specialty shop. No support.
Rakumel
@Lantern @Amber I came around to liking the Mola Mola after watching a let's player who also loved them. He spotted one in a underwater diving game and excitedly said, "IT'S THE RIDICULOUS!" (his nickname for them) So after seeing the new item, I immediately thought of that and smiled XD
Cresenta
Map to a Hidden Cove


grabby hands <3
Jenna
Chonky Shrimp Beanbag


oh my GOD
MagnusTheRed
Vivid Pirate Pearls

They look kinda dull and grey to me...
teacup132
@Amber What is the time limit between buys for the specialty shops? Is it the same as reg, 5 sec. Seems a bit unfair if it is as it doesn't give many a chance to grab an item where others grab several. Free shop is 5 min, could it be the same for the specialty shops?
Choco
omg the sunfish
jensen
@Amber also i get a 404 error for Abyssal Replica Anchor female overlay ;>>
Lantern
Carlita
Well, my internet is slowly as hell. As always. Whatever, I give up. Maybe I'm gonna buy some of the items next year, as I always do. LOL
Carlita stop complaining please
Sorry, I just, I can't
HYPEBEAST
So relieved there aren't THAT many items I need this year
elka
@jensen oooo nonono wait no, if not all items match, thats a whole different story. do. not. want. hahahahaha sorry i didnt realize!
Amber STAFF
i love it so much @Lantern
Azzie
MERMAIDS

Mermaids! Mermaids mermaids mermaids, mermaids? Mermaids!!

♥♥♥♥♥
Lantern
The fucking Mola Mola lmao
jensen
@Amber @elka
o: that's neat! i'm cool w leaving it, just wasn't sure if the two green mermaid treasures/pirate pearls were supposed to match w names since all the other ones do
Luck
Darn, shoulda waited to do my carl quests!

Also SCREAMS thank you for making the stingray items I was crying for!!
elka
@jensen @Amber
verdegris
English
Noun
verdegris

Alternative form of verdigris

(i noticed too but im french speaking, in our language its vert-de-gris (which literally means the gray's green) so thought perhaps it was a mix, but apparently it's ok too spelled that way)
Victoria
15 Carl quests, got 1 unretired keelhaul item(and it was an old one). That is terrible odds :(
Carlita
aaaand, I want those blob kitties SO badly OMG!
Carlita
Restocked Now!

Ahoy, welcome an' a happy Keel Hauliday t' ye. Browse our haul fer th' year an' don't forget t' drop anchor at Port Plunder fer some bawdy celebration an' drinks!

There are no items stocked :(

Forget it! I'm not ready for this LOL. I only catch and old sticker on the first restock. Saw three new stuff, clic on them, but they was already gone. I have such a bad luck xD
Amber STAFF
@jensen that's what the file name was so IDK
Trees
I guess the battle challengers come later in the event then rather than the start? Not that I'd stand a chance against any of them X)

Also don't think I didn't spot the mistake with the wrong NPC

Anyway, these items are great, but I doubt I'll get all the ones I need, I'm never fast enough so I have to rely on Carl, is Ocean Depths vending them too or not?
Alexy
Oh... Carl <3! I have some food and pillows for ya! xD
jensen
1) no fighting pirates makes me v sad
2) @Amber is Verdegris Pirate Pearls misspelled on purpose or no
Saix
Just sat down for my break at work... Just in time! Woohoo!
Muerte
rift mermaids
WHERE.
Best Dinglehopper Sticker
Red Sky Mermaid Treasure
Straight On Til Morning
Sea Witch Blob Kitty Plushie
Swabby Blob Kitty
Rapscallion Blob Kitty
Sunfish Paddle
Map to a Hidden Cove

And just SO MANY THINGS I NEED AND LOVE.
Amber STAFF
You have many more days to do Carl's quests!
Varis
YES, too bad I already did my quests.
Rakumel
WHOA that mermaid treasure wig is LOVELY! :D So many details and curls and I love the colors and aaaaa

(This has been a high-quality critique from a former art major)
Victoria
Very cute items! I just wish I were better at restocking.
Anasazi
BLOB KITTY <3 <3 <3
pandasplash
Tho, mine says no items,, is this normal?
pandasplash
ooooh ! am so excited for my first event thingy!! I loved the new items lsmdkfmk
Cream
YASSSSS <3
Rabbit
Yarrrrrrrr!
Tsubaki
Loving the new items! That wig is GORGEOUS!
Straywillow
Yeah!
Ambition
The new items are amazing! :D
Carlita
I'm ready!!!! I love that minion, I want it <3
Superbia
Ar, maties! Let's get that bootie!
bixbite
awww yeeeeaaa

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