Ian Asmodeus, that pioneer of high science, has returned with a new treat for the citizens of Subeta.
Behold--the Pantheon Potion!
With pet-altering effects the likes of which the world has never seen, the Pantheon Potion is so absolutely astounding that you have to see the results for yourself to believe them.
Instead of making you toil away working out the proper ingredients, Ian has generously donated his entire collection of valuable Pantheon Potions to the Millionaire Center for a limited time.
If you can pay the price...your pet can shed its inferior mortal shell for something more befitting a proper being of ultimate power!
IMPORTANT NOTICE: For some reason, the Millionaire Center seems to be glitched. We are working on this issue; in the meantime, if you want to buy a potion anyway, we gueeeeess there's nothing we can do to stop you if you can afford the ridiculous price. :(
SPECIAL BULLETIN!
Ian Asmodeus understands the concern of those who do not wish to purchase this potion without first seeing the effects with their own eyes.
While the pantheon potion's effects varies based on the deity your pet wants to become, he has risked his own life to retrieve this footage of a pantheon montre for your benefit. So selfless!
Edit the Bajillionth: April Fool's! (Of course. :P )
There's no such thing as a Pantheon pet, but the item is real. Feel free to treat yourself to one (the price is wholly intentional and not a glitch at all, so you won't be punished--don't worry!); they're now wearable to commemorate the occasion.
We hope you've had a fun, if absolutely ridiculous, April 1st! :D
Posted by DNA_558
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DEAR GOD that was expensive...
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yeah right, like THAT will be the day when you all allow us to abuse a glitch.<br />
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pretty neat though <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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pretty neat though <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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OMGEEEE I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I JUST SPENT 75000 ON A MONTRE POTION , AND ALL I HAVE IS A COMMON MONTRE ><img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> ><img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />><img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> ><img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> ><img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> <br />
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OH MY GOSH COOLEST FREE WEARABLE EVER!!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> well, it might aswell be free o.o;;
;o Quick someone steal the delorean, and go 16 years into the future... Maybe it's got some facts to the late joke. <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /><br />
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T'is fine about the times, just here in the UK it only lasts until noon, or the fooler becomes the fool... xP Weird traditions. Ahywho it don't mattars, atleast we got a cool looking item <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
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T'is fine about the times, just here in the UK it only lasts until noon, or the fooler becomes the fool... xP Weird traditions. Ahywho it don't mattars, atleast we got a cool looking item <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
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i wish i would have a pet like that <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
You've Purchased:<br />
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Pantheon Potion for 500<br />
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Thanks for your business! <br />
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WAYYYY TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME.<br />
now it'll probably take me like 4 months to earn another 500sP! <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /><br />
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just kidding! April fools ^^
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Pantheon Potion for 500<br />
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Thanks for your business! <br />
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WAYYYY TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME.<br />
now it'll probably take me like 4 months to earn another 500sP! <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /><br />
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just kidding! April fools ^^
Where I come from, April Fool's is all day. The tradition seems to vary based on locale.<br />
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At any rate...I'm done picking with you guys, I swear. You'll all be showered with presents as thanks for bearing with my juvenile sense of humor. XD
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At any rate...I'm done picking with you guys, I swear. You'll all be showered with presents as thanks for bearing with my juvenile sense of humor. XD
¬_¬ pokes the time Well april fools ended at noon, hmm... And it was posted past 2pm subeta time D; So I hope it ain't some attempt at a late joke...<br />
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It has no use button or i'd use it, i ain't using no feed button O.o goes back to randomly zapping his pet until it maybe works
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It has no use button or i'd use it, i ain't using no feed button O.o goes back to randomly zapping his pet until it maybe works
I must have that potion <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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I'm buying one just for the sake of having it, no intention of using it at all XD<br />
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Great April Fools joke <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Great April Fools joke <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Hahaha.<br />
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GODLY MONTRE.<br />
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Scroll it! SCROLL IT!<br />
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GODLY MONTRE.<br />
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Scroll it! SCROLL IT!<br />
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XD I believed it for a moment.
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So...who'll be the first unlucky person to use this potion?<br />
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Hmm?<br />
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the idea is too beautiful to be just a joke.....<br />
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please xD the pets would look sooooooooooooooooooo amazing
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please xD the pets would look sooooooooooooooooooo amazing
This and Blizzard's "Molten Core" just made my day!<br />
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Kneel before Pantheon Montre!
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Kneel before Pantheon Montre!
well.. i just have to...<br />
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Glacial_Strike says: Yum, I loved it!<br />
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shouldn't there be a use option?
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Glacial_Strike says: Yum, I loved it!<br />
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shouldn't there be a use option?
Beautiful! You can practically feel the heat radiating from the glow as the Montre ascends into immortality.
Beautiful! Your can practically feel the heat radiating from the glow as the Montre ascends into immortality.
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Lol, nice APD prank Keith xD
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Cocoatex sure did like the potion. xD<br />
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Cocoatex;; Yumm... I3
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Cocoatex;; Yumm... I3
I know what the pet picture reminds me of now!<br />
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Remember when you were little and you'd put paint on one side of the paper and then fold it to make a pretty butterfly? nods dreamily Yep, butterflies.
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Remember when you were little and you'd put paint on one side of the paper and then fold it to make a pretty butterfly? nods dreamily Yep, butterflies.
Oh the beauty, the wonder...my poor mortal eyes just can't comprehend it! Curses that the potion is so ridiculously expensive
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O_O will my money poof if i sold it..? i hope not ;______________; -goes off to spend it- xD
500sp for the potion? Wow. I don't get it. The pic is all blurry, is it supposed to be like that?
Is it thunder??<br />
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No! Is it lightning?? Noo! <br />
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Is it.. wait... what is it anyway? xD
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No! Is it lightning?? Noo! <br />
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Is it.. wait... what is it anyway? xD
Thyolas: Of course he is! -nods- And he's too superficial...<br />
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...-wonders what the potion actually does if a pet eats it- D= My pets are too full. T__T<br />
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The potion certainly is prettiful...~ Kudos to the artist. =D And kudos to whoever drew that bright, eye-paining Montre.
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...-wonders what the potion actually does if a pet eats it- D= My pets are too full. T__T<br />
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The potion certainly is prettiful...~ Kudos to the artist. =D And kudos to whoever drew that bright, eye-paining Montre.
OMG MAKE THAT A REAL PET PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE~ it looks frickin' gorgeous. a keith-like pet. wow. again. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_mad.gif" border="0" /> pleaseeee ;-; it looks so pretty. why let that art go to waste? <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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What shop do you buy it from?<br />
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...Thyolas: Why do I have the feeling you are indicating a certain superficial, semi-famous emperor?<br />
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Anyway, it's so pretty... =o -unsure of whether or not to sell it or keep it- >_<' Why did Puragatory have to be full?! ...-sigh- And I want Mr. Fishy back. D=
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Anyway, it's so pretty... =o -unsure of whether or not to sell it or keep it- >_<' Why did Puragatory have to be full?! ...-sigh- And I want Mr. Fishy back. D=
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I gots one, but now I have to eat at the free food for a year.
I gots one, but now I have to eat at the free food for a year.
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xDDD ROLFMAO. That Montre made my day...<br />
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..because of its awesomeness.
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..because of its awesomeness.
Chaos: Why does that remind me of a certain story about an emperor? <img src="http://images.subeta.org/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />