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LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN.. THEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN.....................
Wow I want.. with a passion
Wow I want.. with a passion
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LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN.. THEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN.....................
Wow I want.. with a passion
Wow I want.. with a passion
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Their pretty but anytime I try and get to ocean depths it says(Where are you going? Theres nothing here!)
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lol I agree it is kick*** <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> go Narwellions!
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OMG they're sooooooooo cute !

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome
narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kickass facial horn
they're the jedis of the sea
(they stop cthulus eating ye)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
(just don't let em touch your balls)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
inventors of the shishkabobs!
causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome
narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kickass facial horn
they're the jedis of the sea
(they stop cthulus eating ye)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
(just don't let em touch your balls)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
inventors of the shishkabobs!
I have a Narwellion is anyone is interested in buying. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Awww, they're so cute! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
What's the map called to get to that machine? I want the Narwellion. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
What's the map called to get to that machine? I want the Narwellion. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
pink dolphin is too cute!! very crazy they have a real life one around louisiana! http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-02-a-pink-dolphin -- is that not cool?!
I've blown just over 2000 points on this vending machine since this newspost alone... still nothing special. Like usual... one has to be very very lucky to win anything good off of this vending machine.
LOL, does this have anything to do with the pink dolphin that was supposedly sighted in an inland lake in Louisiana?

For those saying the Link doesn't work it DOES work but you have to have all of the pieces of the Uncharted Map in order to get in.. I have them and the link works just fine for me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> Cute little minions.. I'm having horrid luck at the machine but at least I'm up to 7 pages in my shop <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> only 13 more to go for the achievement <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Well, the machine is called Oceans Depths, and this is probably the most likely place where you'd find these minions.

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the link doesnt work
Narwellion....must have..must have...need it...need it...
It has a kick ass horn for god sake XD
It has a kick ass horn for god sake XD
Ooooh nice!, I'm gonna go and blow some tokens on that machine later I was wanting a Fierce Ice Blade but I bought one yesterday instead. Anyway I'm sure there are many more awesome prizes in there...
1000 tokens later my shop is stocked but I didn't get one of the new minions or anything breathtaking. ;( I will try again later!


OMG i want Narwhellion SOO much! narwhaes are one of my favs animals.. I love them! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
1000 tokens and two achievements and some spiffy wearables later.. and no new minions. XD
These things are just like real vending machines.. Never get what you're aiming for.. Loveit. <3
These things are just like real vending machines.. Never get what you're aiming for.. Loveit. <3
I just happened to read about the real pink dolphin elsewhere. That's so cool!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

Boh! Let's try that again.
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fnewstopics%2Fhowaboutthat%2F4927224%2FPink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html" target="_new">The real pink dolphin!</a>
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fnewstopics%2Fhowaboutthat%2F4927224%2FPink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html" target="_new">The real pink dolphin!</a>
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That\'s what makes Ocean Depths special to those who\'ve completed the map. Otherwise, what\'s the point besides getting a Hydrus pet? :/
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Yeah, but that's also why pretty much everything that comes out of that machine that -isn't- one of the specials is worthless, because everyone and their dog vends there. shrugs
That\'s what makes Ocean Depths special to those who\'ve completed the map. Otherwise, what\'s the point besides getting a Hydrus pet? :/
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Yeah, but that's also why pretty much everything that comes out of that machine that -isn't- one of the specials is worthless, because everyone and their dog vends there. shrugs
200 items later, no new minions...
Still have 600 tokens left..
Upside- Hoarder Achievement/vending achievement progress! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Still have 600 tokens left..
Upside- Hoarder Achievement/vending achievement progress! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />


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<b>Quote By september:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">The cute literally punched me in the face when I loaded this page. SO. ADORABLE. </blockquote>
I second that.
I second that.

"Um...you could have said kickbutt instead of the other word you know?I don\'t like it.They are cute,but,I don\'t think that\'s right"
I'm not trying to be rude, but if you don't like the word "kickass" in the description, then you don't have to read it. It's part of a song as someone has already said, so why mess with it?
I'm not trying to be rude, but if you don't like the word "kickass" in the description, then you don't have to read it. It's part of a song as someone has already said, so why mess with it?
Well there goes all my saved tokens <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
PINK DOLPHIN.
Must. have. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Must. have. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Why does all of the special vend-exclusive stuff end up in Ocean Depths...? o_O thinks it\'s about time some of the other machines get some special items as well</blockquote> That's what makes Ocean Depths special to those who've completed the map. Otherwise, what's the point besides getting a Hydrus pet? :/
Why does all of the special vend-exclusive stuff end up in Ocean Depths...? o_O thinks it's about time some of the other machines get some special items as well



must get pink one