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LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN.. THEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN.....................
Wow I want.. with a passion
Wow I want.. with a passion
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LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN.. THEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN.....................
Wow I want.. with a passion
Wow I want.. with a passion
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Their pretty but anytime I try and get to ocean depths it says(Where are you going? Theres nothing here!)
O____o
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lol I agree it is kick*** <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> go Narwellions!
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OMG they're sooooooooo cute !

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome
narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kickass facial horn
they're the jedis of the sea
(they stop cthulus eating ye)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
(just don't let em touch your balls)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
inventors of the shishkabobs!
causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome
narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kickass facial horn
they're the jedis of the sea
(they stop cthulus eating ye)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
(just don't let em touch your balls)
narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
inventors of the shishkabobs!
I have a Narwellion is anyone is interested in buying. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Awww, they're so cute! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
What's the map called to get to that machine? I want the Narwellion. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
What's the map called to get to that machine? I want the Narwellion. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
pink dolphin is too cute!! very crazy they have a real life one around louisiana! http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-02-a-pink-dolphin -- is that not cool?!
I've blown just over 2000 points on this vending machine since this newspost alone... still nothing special. Like usual... one has to be very very lucky to win anything good off of this vending machine.
LOL, does this have anything to do with the pink dolphin that was supposedly sighted in an inland lake in Louisiana?

For those saying the Link doesn't work it DOES work but you have to have all of the pieces of the Uncharted Map in order to get in.. I have them and the link works just fine for me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> Cute little minions.. I'm having horrid luck at the machine but at least I'm up to 7 pages in my shop <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> only 13 more to go for the achievement <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Well, the machine is called Oceans Depths, and this is probably the most likely place where you'd find these minions.

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the link doesnt work
Narwellion....must have..must have...need it...need it...
It has a kick ass horn for god sake XD
It has a kick ass horn for god sake XD
Ooooh nice!, I'm gonna go and blow some tokens on that machine later I was wanting a Fierce Ice Blade but I bought one yesterday instead. Anyway I'm sure there are many more awesome prizes in there...
1000 tokens later my shop is stocked but I didn't get one of the new minions or anything breathtaking. ;( I will try again later!


OMG i want Narwhellion SOO much! narwhaes are one of my favs animals.. I love them! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
1000 tokens and two achievements and some spiffy wearables later.. and no new minions. XD
These things are just like real vending machines.. Never get what you're aiming for.. Loveit. <3
These things are just like real vending machines.. Never get what you're aiming for.. Loveit. <3
I just happened to read about the real pink dolphin elsewhere. That's so cool!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

Boh! Let's try that again.
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fnewstopics%2Fhowaboutthat%2F4927224%2FPink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html" target="_new">The real pink dolphin!</a>
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fnewstopics%2Fhowaboutthat%2F4927224%2FPink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html" target="_new">The real pink dolphin!</a>
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That\'s what makes Ocean Depths special to those who\'ve completed the map. Otherwise, what\'s the point besides getting a Hydrus pet? :/
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Yeah, but that's also why pretty much everything that comes out of that machine that -isn't- one of the specials is worthless, because everyone and their dog vends there. shrugs
That\'s what makes Ocean Depths special to those who\'ve completed the map. Otherwise, what\'s the point besides getting a Hydrus pet? :/
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Yeah, but that's also why pretty much everything that comes out of that machine that -isn't- one of the specials is worthless, because everyone and their dog vends there. shrugs
200 items later, no new minions...
Still have 600 tokens left..
Upside- Hoarder Achievement/vending achievement progress! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Still have 600 tokens left..
Upside- Hoarder Achievement/vending achievement progress! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />


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<b>Quote By september:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">The cute literally punched me in the face when I loaded this page. SO. ADORABLE. </blockquote>
I second that.
I second that.

"Um...you could have said kickbutt instead of the other word you know?I don\'t like it.They are cute,but,I don\'t think that\'s right"
I'm not trying to be rude, but if you don't like the word "kickass" in the description, then you don't have to read it. It's part of a song as someone has already said, so why mess with it?
I'm not trying to be rude, but if you don't like the word "kickass" in the description, then you don't have to read it. It's part of a song as someone has already said, so why mess with it?
Well there goes all my saved tokens <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
PINK DOLPHIN.
Must. have. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Must. have. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Why does all of the special vend-exclusive stuff end up in Ocean Depths...? o_O thinks it\'s about time some of the other machines get some special items as well</blockquote> That's what makes Ocean Depths special to those who've completed the map. Otherwise, what's the point besides getting a Hydrus pet? :/
Why does all of the special vend-exclusive stuff end up in Ocean Depths...? o_O thinks it's about time some of the other machines get some special items as well
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Must...have...for my gallery!
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> I love sea creatures
(future marine biologist <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> )
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> I love sea creatures
(future marine biologist <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> )
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cool

Destiny
STAFF
"Um...you could have said kickbutt instead of the other word you know?I don\'t like it.They are cute,but,I don\'t think that\'s right"
That is part of a song <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sigh.gif" border="0" />
That is part of a song <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sigh.gif" border="0" />
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I don't like them much, I'd sell them if I get one.
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Um...you could have said kickbutt instead of the other word you know?I don't like it.They are cute,but,I don't think that's right<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />

I just finished putting 2000 tokens into that stupid thing a couple minutes before this was announced. palmface
Upside: I have almost 600 tokens to burn trying to get these fellas. 83
Downside: tokens rendered completely and utterly useless because I don't have a completed map. Color me blue like the ocean.
Downside: tokens rendered completely and utterly useless because I don't have a completed map. Color me blue like the ocean.
NIKKI I FOUND THEIR BABY!!!! <label id="item_Mooby_1" onMouseOver='showPlus("2387")'><img id="image_item_Mooby_1" src="http://images.subeta.net/items/minion_mooby.gif" class="non_wishlist" style=""/></label><span class="wl_add" id="plus_2387"><a name="item_Mooby_1" href="#item_Mooby_1" id="wishlistadd_2387" onClick='addWishList("Mooby",2387,"item_Mooby_1")'><img src=http://images.subeta.net/add.png border=0></a></span><script type="text/javascript">toolTip('item_Mooby_1', '<strong>Rarity</strong>: <span style="color: #485259">Rare</span><br /><strong>Description</strong>: The Mooby is an aquatic little critter with an anatomy whichi seems to have formed from several species.. namely, the whale, swampie and garden slug. Prod its stomach, and it gurgles!!<br /><strong>Official Price</strong>: 506<br /><strong>Average Price Today</strong>: 11,849<br /><strong>Overall Average Price</strong>: ', 'Mooby');</script>
nar.......wellion!!! :shocked: <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />


See even NIKKI agrees lolz <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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i can't find the machene
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Sooo cute. Posts like this encourage vending - a very good idea!
LMAO ashli! I saw these, and thought of that song too.
Anyway, these little guys are adorable. Off to vend!
Anyway, these little guys are adorable. Off to vend!
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o__o lol already vending there right now xD well i'll try my luck o.O

Really nice to see something exclusive being added to the OD.
Now we need some coral jewelery please!
Now we need some coral jewelery please!

KICKASS FACIAL HORN!!!
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink. xD
Don't make me use all my tokens on there.
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink. xD
Don't make me use all my tokens on there.
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I totally read "Pinkophile." Whew, I need sleep. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused.gif" border="0" />
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I totally know where they got the description for the narwellion <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> lol

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I love them ;A;
Great, they come out in Ocean Depths a day after I pump over 3000 tokens into that vending machine.Oh well, on has a kickass facial horn.

adds to WL Adorable!! I'll actually have to spend a few more tokens there now... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Just don't let them touch your balls. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />

XD Oh yay more minions <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> They look great!
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<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
So glad I just bought the UC map!!! 8D
So glad I just bought the UC map!!! 8D
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How kyute. ;3

Wow, the Ocean Depths machine is no longer worthless! Now if only there was a machine to vend Holiday items . . .
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Lovely, as always.
chuckles
Cuteness overload.
chuckles
Cuteness overload.
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Ohmygod!

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i cant go there... ^^'
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gasp i neeeeed those!

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Can only people with gold accounts go to the ocean depths?
Cause when I click on the link it says :
Where are you going? Theres nothing here!
Cause when I click on the link it says :
Where are you going? Theres nothing here!

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Can only people with gold accounts go to the ocean depths?
Cause when I click on the link it says :
Where are you going? Theres nothing here!
Cause when I click on the link it says :
Where are you going? Theres nothing here!
Very sneaky. Guess I'll be back to vending again. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
So Cute! Must get for my gallery. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I CANNOT ACCESS THIS MACHINE YET. This saddens me. And makes me want to run and buy the entire map.

Oh dear lord. The cute literally punched me in the face when I loaded this page. SO. ADORABLE.


must get pink one