Hey, what's up? My real, dedicated fans (shoutout to my homies in Centropolis) know that today is a very special day. Possibly, the most special day of them all. Yep, that's right, it's finally Elwood Day. Don't let this "murder" talk get you down. There are going to be fireworks, y'all! Fireworks!
I'm going to be proudly showing off my 'wood, and you should flash your 'wood, too, with this awesome sticker. It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly". I totally made it myself, too, so you can admire my rugged handsomeness and my creativity at the same time.
And just because I'm such a cool guy, it's free. Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
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I LOL'D SO HARD.
How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.
How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.
Wow, I just choked on my mocha. That was an epic news post. However...Elwood is so proud of his 'wood, I have to wonder if he's overcompensating for something. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LIL' BUDDY. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Well, I am not flashing my wood, but my HA is currently flashing his bone.
Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD
Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD
WE <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> ELWOOD.
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Awesome that this actually happened~
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Awesome that this actually happened~
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>
QFT on this glorious Elwood day.
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>
QFT on this glorious Elwood day.
It actually happened. xD
Happy Elwood Day!
Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Happy Elwood Day!
Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
OH HELLZ YES.
Happy Elwood Day!
nudges Elwood Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?
Happy Elwood Day!
nudges Elwood Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?
"Family friendly"... hmmm, is Elwood channeling Johnny Weir? LOVE IT. YOU ROCK YOUR WOOD. Or your tassel. Whichever!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.</blockquote>
THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.
THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.
Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.
It's okay, we still love 'family friendly' stickers too! After all it's a sticker!
HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-
HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-
Twisted_Pretzel
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Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
You rock. Whoot!
You rock. Whoot!
'Wood for everyone? Oh there'll be fireworks alright ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />